The Shoe Birb

Mmm hmm yes yes welcome to my blog.Yes indeed indubitably I am the doctor and my cure is most effective.Mmhmm yes if there is anything I can be of service to you I shall gladly deliver.Indeed,feel free. [interactive SCP-049-J blog.Asks,submits,and RPs are welcome.OC friendly.]

[soliusss]

VIBE CHECK! *kils youbvewafsd*

[soliusss]

Whats he got under those robes huh?? Huh??? What's that?? I cant hear you over the sound of 049s thighs

[banchagu]

ALSO. TO ANYONE WHOS EVER SENT ME AN ASK

[incorrect-scp-cb-quotes-deactiv]

Another submission from @theboosker and heavily edited by me. In this time of empty queues you’re doing god’s work

Bright: Stop fighting, you two are twins.

Bright: Don’t they have the same thoughts…?

049 [thinking]: The Cure

049-J [thinking]: S H O

[probablyweirdrpgideas]

your bones are wet

[gghdos9917jkclapfd]

what if SCP-035 has that mafia New Jersey accent instead of Italian like we mostly assumed just because they're from Venice

035 but mafia attire

[cursed-sock-035]

I'm your daddy

You are~

[yaboi-scp049]

[cursed-sock-035]

Why is it so fucking small? I’m top from now on you twink

[yaboi-scp049]

:(

[jayhooty]

(WHEEZE--)

[pointy-doctors-stick]

[wooflk]

i hate this song so much

[dr-skazka]

*wheezes*

[jayhooty]

(WHEEZING)

[atiskamatis]

This is Fluffy.She is a good birb and I love her so much.

[dontbotherfiguringitout]

I wanna take this pic and put the jojo “MENACING” effect over it

[dontbotherfiguringitout]

[ivy-snowy-deactivated20241202]

[manga ver.]

[gibbleking-deactivated20201211]

[therogueprofessor]

@the-mighty-birdy

[xxleondraxx]

*preens butt in aggressive*

[food-porn-diary]

Decision..Decisions… Which one do you prefer?

[possesiv-mask-answers]

I want all of them riht now and suffacoat my depression with them

[jayhooty]

(Fuck,I’m hungry and I just ate)

[atiskamatis]

Nobody:

[beeperinobeep-deactivated202204]

049: my cure is most effective

me: 

[openblogtomyabusivemother]

Connect!

Connect with fellow survivors! Reply to this so other survivors can follow you from the notes. Reblog if you want me to boost you so other survivors can follow. Let’s get connected!

[fistfulofzebras]

dishes too much

[openblogtomyabusivemother]

How do you protect yourself from being stalked online by your parents?

I often get messages from teens living with their abusive parents telling me about how terrifying it is for them to even look at my blog in case their parent finds out. I was a teenager before social networking on the internet. Honestly, when I was a teenager there was barely an internet yet. So, I don’t know how people protect themselves but I feel like probably there are ways. If you know please do share! A lot of people would find it helpful.

[herobrinestradwife]

Advice for keeping your phone safe in toxic environments:

Keep things in google apps

Everything is saved to your account, ex. you can delete google photos when your phone is checked, and download it again afterwards and get all your photos back

Also because it’s on your account you can log into google on a friend’s computer or a library computer or something if you need to

I’m not sure about other apps but I know you can put a password on google docs

People are more likely to check notes but assume you have google docs for school assignments and not check that

A lot of people monitor texts/use programs that monitor texts, but who’s going to remember to check Google Hangouts?

Use the internet on apps that aren’t Safari

Download another browser and put it in a different folder, because most people can check your safari history but won’t find another app and then figure out how to check the search history of that app

Also use the internet when you click the link in social media ex. If you click a link on a Pinterest pin it can take you to that link on the internet but stay in Pinterest, so it won’t show up in search histories

Inform your friends and if you want to be really sneaky use code when texting

Sending messages as code helps. Ending sentences with certain letters can work. Need something? Definitely use code. Friends can help you. Or other family. Or teachers. Don’t hesitate to reach out. (the first letter of every sentence spelled out SEND FOOD)

Literally just google pigpen code or ceasarian cipher or whatever you want and you can find a way to talk that most people wouldn’t understand

[openblogtomyabusivemother]

Awesome info. Thank you!

There are more responses too that I can’t reblog. Check out the notes to see them.

[local-crypt1d]

I was in this situation a while ago, another thing to do is you can make second accounts on your social media and block your parents account so they don’t find it

[noosedagoose]

For social media, I either go by a different name/photo w/e and block my family or I just make a second account and block them all again.

And I’ve always had a password on everything, so they can’t go through it and I won’t let them.

[classy-asthmatic]

no one is coming after me but still reblogging because other people definitely need this info

[openblogtomyabusivemother]

Thank you! Yes. Please, everyone boost. So many need this info.

[borderlineteawitch-deactivated2]

Fake/second accounts are great for this, as long as you still use your other accounts for safe messages and websites, etc so they don’t get suspicious when they check it. Also, only deleting the parts of your search history that your parents would object to is less suspect than deleting the whole thing.

If they’re being sneaky and checking things while you’re not around, make sure to log out of all social media after using it and try to have a slightly different password for each one.

Let your friends and other people know so that they don’t accidentally send unsafe messages to your main account.

[jayhooty]

(Stay safe,guys.Reblog to help each other out.)