sillyfacelessmaggot

Jayke || she/her || 22 || 🔞NSFW account!🔞 || minors/MAPS/bigots DNI || art?? ||

[esteavane]

oughhh just finished the season, still thinking about it

[williamtlrr]

Jean Loo more like.. uh.. Jean Poo.. heh..

ever think of the dateables older?? (Idea from friend, ily Jeep.)

[owosprinkles]

What’s this… a hector wip???

[jaykedateseverything]

I need this finished right NEOWWWWW /lh

[hyenaskalle]

The things I'd do to this man

[jaykedateseverything]

Guys I made a revelation.

Seriously though, I really have a thing for surfer dudes; Bill and Ted, The Hanks, Bodhi... Who even MENTIONS EXCELLENT ADVENTURE OMG IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER.

[jaykedateseverything]

"Horror movies that fucked with my mind" and Barbarian is the first one...

Sorry, I hated that movie, can't really explain why 🤷‍♂️ ig I thought it was just silly.

[sock-hops]

My spark ⚡️

[jaykedateseverything]

My Date Everything autistic character headcanons!

A quick warning to say that I am NOT a health care professional, and these are purely based off of my own/other's experiences :).

Dunk. His hyperfixation is sports (obviously). He has a tendency to not understand innuendos. He's very expressive and open about his feelings. He has difficulty understanding other people and their actions. His mood can change quite quickly (me too king).

Mac. Ik some people might be mad at me for saying the robot-esque character is autistic but C'MONNNN. They are super blunt and upfront with their words and feelings. They are literally an encyclopedia of knowledge. They don't change their tone or inflexion in their voice much.

Parker. Bro is the STAPLE of the autistic community. He has his own set of rules to win him over, as well as his own rules/routine that he follows. He has a hyperfixation on board games. He often says or does things that a lot of people would find 'weird'.

Honourable mentions: Barry, Keyes, Farya, Hector.

[jaykedateseverything]

I wanna write dunk smut fic but I feel like NO ONE would care 😭😭

[jaykedateseverything]

Me and my friend have this joke that Dunk calls his cock "Dunkzilla" 😭😭

[dalz239]

Can we all agree that this guy has not enough fanart?? 🏀

[jaykedateseverything]

MOOREEEE MOOOREEEEE

[jaykedateseverything]

Shit Christian edit that I made in a day because there is a severe lack of edits of this gorgeous man.

[jaykedateseverything]

I stand by the fact that DE is made for the people that read x reader fics in high school or still read them (me) because ain't no WAYYYY they all fall in love with you that easily. It's "he looked into your big blue orbs and felt pure love" type shit.

(not that I'm complaining cuz I find it hard to believe anyone could fall in love with me).

[glo-oga-deactivated20260205]

Lil dunk

[jaykedateseverything]

I LUVV HIMMMM

[jaykedateseverything]

Getting Hector's tip colour on my nails so that he knows I'm REALLY down bad. /j

[jaykedateseverything]

UGHHHH POOKIE he's the sweetest :((

[jaykedateseverything]

18+ NSFW scenario with Dunk x AFAB reader.

Imagine going to one of Dunk's yoga sessions with a perfectly cut hole in your leggings.

He wouldn't even notice at first despite having you in a cow position, (unfortunate name, i know) because any self-respecting gentleman keeps his eyes off of the asses of his trainees, but, once he'd get you up into a downward dog position, you would hear him audibly gulp.

He'd try telling you subtly at first, and try to focus his eyes on anything else but your bare, wet heat in his face. Of course, you know what he's talking about, but you want to hear him squirm a little more.

"There's a hole in your leggings and it- uh- is showing your... uh..." He'd eventually say.

"I know."

"No, like i can literally see your!-"

"I know."

Then it'd finally click in the dumbfounded man's brain, and suddenly he'd have a whole new objective for today's session.