Why Your Life is About to Get Better This Weekend
I’ve criticized modern astrologers many times for acting like every fucking New Moon and Mercury transit will change everyone’s lives.
But Uranus leaving Taurus truly will change your life and mine. No matter our Zodiac signs. No matter the degrees. No matter the aspects.
You see, Uranus in Taurus is like this war with Iran.
I’m not Iranian. I’m not American. I’m not Israeli. I don’t live anywhere near the UAE, Kuwait or Saudi.
Yet the gas prices at my local station have gotten crazy. My community mall is cutting hours to save energy. My electric bill is a lot bigger than it used to be.
Even though you may not be a Taurus or even another Fixed sign, Uranus being in Taurus affects us all. The way this war in Iran affects us all.
And now that he’s moving into Gemini in a couple of days, we will all be affected positively. Just like we all would be when the war ends eventually.
What you need to know about Uranus is that he is the God of Lawful Chaos. He shakes you up to improve you, not to destroy you.
Taurus, however, doesn’t like being shaken. At all. No matter what your intentions are. Taurus, out of the 12, loves stability most of all. Not only is Taurus Fixed, it’s Earth too. That’s double “fuck off, don’t mess with me” energy.
It just doesn’t host Uranus well.
Whenever Uranus even begins to open his mouth, Taurus yells, “Shut up!” Whenever Uranus tries to move a muscle, Taurus shouts, “Sit down!” Whenever Uranus looks Taurus’ way, Taurus acts like it's about to slap him in the face.
So then Uranus gets furious! Which makes Taurus more on edge. It’s an endless loop of provocation.
So this whole time from 2018 to 2026, because Uranus is in Taurus, whenever your life tries to change, you feel attacked. You are reactive. You are enraged. You proclaim yourself the victim.
And the reason your life is finally about to get better is because Uranus is moving into Gemini on Sunday.
And unlike Taurus, Gemini is a very, very good host to Uranus.
Uranus farts, Gemini laughs. Uranus makes life a horror movie, Gemini turns it into a parody. Uranus takes away blessings, Gemini thinks it's just hide-and-seek.
So then Uranus feels seen. And welcomed. Even loved. And life becomes an endless loop of play. It can be shocking like a fart in your face. Or terrifying like a slasher film. But always made lighter by Gemini’s response and re-framing.
That’s your life in a couple of days.
No longer an attack, but a game.
You're no longer the victim, but the hero.
And Uranus is no longer the devil, but an angel... with wings made of hell, but still.
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