I'm a car crash, but I have to get up.

| Jonah | 26 | He/him | Trans man |

[hjartasalt]

Actually I wasn't born in the wrong body I was just born in my body and then it was up to me to decide what I want to do with that

[fallacious-faggot]

A fucking men

[sunfloodme]

exactly. im going to be a fucking men

[onlinedaddy]

i do not understand the big obsession with pop punk 

[realfriendly]

i cant hear you over how much i hate my town

[dankmemeuniversity]

[neverfuckaspideronthefly-deacti]

[jaysusss]

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[boredpanda]

[veryfunnymemes]

[c-bassmeow]

ok? but who is winning in a FIGHT this isn’t about personality. Who is gonna WIN in fisty cuffs ?

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Angelica can’t fucking fight. The only girl she’s ever scalped was Cynthia, and that’s cause she’s inanimate.

[ghey-menace]

Angelica just acts hard cause she’s around literal babies all the time who can’t challenge her, that’s why she got her life snatched when Susie came around. DW on the other hand is about that life, she’s the youngest and smallest and still nobody fucks with her.

[flawlessglamazon]

[ankle-beez]

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if next month a swarm of locusts appeared at the doorstep of every single person on earth and killed them

[ankle-beez]

NEVER FUCKING MIND

[pinkstarlightangel]

[pr1nceshawn]

If the Government Treated Men Like It Treats Women

[l-obscurite-i-deactivated202211]

👏🏻This👏🏻though!👏🏻

[i-am-extremely-mad]

And some men do not understand the point and the message and leave comments like that the condoms and contraceptives are not the same, therefore no sexism.

[swagintherain]

White privilege can also be hard…

[postingwhileblack]

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I’VE EVER SEEN

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

Dear God….

[glycdiallan-deactivated20220127]

I am fucking dying omg

[growlift-deactivated20161002]

I’m the second “Berkley” yell

[coleyyoung]

Oh my fucking god

[i-mister-completely]

Always reblog.

[zafojones]

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

[gwydtheunusual]

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together.  Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together.  You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits. Frankentrees.

[beautifuloutlier]

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

[reallifescomedyrelief]

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

[source]

[sashiscorner]

I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

[jadedsoggy]

I love how trees are like “fuck it, I’ll deal” at literally everything. Forest fire? Cool, my seeds’ll finally grow. Upside down? Branches, suck, roots, leave. What’s this new branch? Eh, welcome to the tree buddy.

[rooksandravens]

I need to be more like tree

[azzandra]

I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.

[fuckyeahwomenprotesting]

what kind of professor did these students have that they needed to prove him wrong so badly that they literally dug up a tree, flipped it and put it back in the ground?

[sailorofships]

Sounds like y’all’ve never heard about the Tree of 40 Fruits. Well, it’s exactly as it sounds. Sam Van Aken, an artist based in New York, decided to try his hand at grafting (e.g. the process by which you attach the branches of a different tree to a host tree).

As artists are inclined to do he decided to push some limits and over the course of a few years he grafted over 40 different fruit onto the host “ including almond, apricot, cherry, nectarine, peach and plum varieties.”

It has a fruiting period lasting from July to October and this is what it looks like when blossoming.

Shit’s tight yo.

Also we have a group called the Guerrilla Grafters. A group who started in San Fransisco with the goal of grafting fruiting branches onto non-fruiting trees of the same type.

Most cities have fruit trees that simply don’t produce fruit because having all these would be a mess and inadvertently providing unregulated food to people comes with a lot of legal risks I suppose. These grafters seem to think otherwise and have taken it upon themselves to try and bring fruit trees back to urban areas.

[dangerbooze]

HOLY SHIT

[okapiandpaste]

THE LAST ONE

[solarpunkcast]

Solarpunk as fuck!!

[fancynewaddress]

Reblogging for “I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.”

[gay-irl]

Gay😳irl

[bluehairedunicorn]

Therapist: You’re a nice person

Friends: You’re a nice person

Family: You’re a nice person

Me: Yeah but what if I’m actually shit

[nudityandnerdery]

Me: Oh, fuck, I tricked so many people into thinking I’m nice, that’s just how shit I am.

[thefifthemerald]

This post is very loud.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

It me.

[hazoret]

When the good lord finally grants you a new hyperfixation after all your enthusiasm for the old one died suddenly

[barryogg]

Hmm

[barryogg]

This is getting lots of notes, so guess what

[neonprotagonist]

if my friend told me they believed they were stuck in a time loop i would simply believe them

[neonprotagonist]

friend: i know this sounds insane i KNOW but i’m TELLING you i’ve lived this day already SO MANY times and...i think i’m in a time loop

me: okay

friend: i need you to trust m-okay?

me: okay. walk me through the entire day, and everything you’ve done during the time loop. let me help you break it.

[doubleblind-shibboleth]

that's what you said the last fiftyfour times too :(

[neonprotagonist]

:(

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[celestialmischief-deac]

iconic