I planted some catnip in the backyard, Venus seems to be a fan 🐾
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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YOU ARE THE REASON
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Today's Document
Monterey Bay Aquarium
hello vonnie
d e v o n
Fai_Ryy
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Not today Justin

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I planted some catnip in the backyard, Venus seems to be a fan 🐾
There is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy and there is no Elder scrolls 6, Half life 3, kingdom hearts 4
unmute for the love of god please it's amazing
to think I would have just swiped past on mute, therefore not hearing pure unadulterated joy
i hate when you wake up early by accident and then don’t go back to sleep right away & your body is like “oh we’re up? time to get up?” and then you get hungry. like bro no way dude turn that back off. i’m not up yet
Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)
DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)
jk Rowling looking right at you
”this file type is not supported” umm grow up?
Your ass is getting opened in notepad
t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions
ffs ....
Additions from my husband: Bakers wear loafers and Zookeepers wear Crocs
Excellent additions.
Angels wear wingtips.
A lumberjack wears Timberlands.
Ice skaters wear slippers
Addition from my mom: delivery drivers wear vans
VERY good addition!
Achilles wears heels.
how is this post from this decade and not like 2012
Puppies getting warm and toasty by the fire, ok?
KITTIES SLAPPING AND HITTING BY THE FIRE
Man sees crab for the first time.
does he…
Live in the
Sea?!
Some fucking
mollusk
pulls up
😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.
😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.
😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.
😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.
I don't want evil to win or to go unpunished. That happens enough already in reality. Let me have my fantasy where evil is punished instead of getting away with it.
Diva down
Happy Halloween, everyone! 👻🎃
You've heard of "big tiddy goth girlfriend"
Get ready for the next big thing
Now in gender neutral! Cleavage power!
so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw
About seven and a half years ago, I was #cancelled for making essentially the same post as OP.
NO IT WAS PRETTY FUCKING DIFFERENT