Jazzi’s Junk

27 year old fandom trash I draw sometimes. Usually NSFW I’m actually active on Twitter! (And that’s where I post my NSFW stuff) @Jazzi_hands_ And Pillowfort: Jazzi_Hands

[rltoiek]

small vampire mchanzo drawing 

context of my idea: vampire mccree bites hanzo in a fit of lust, he loses control of himself and turns hanzo, completely on accident. in my headcanon vampires take months of pain to finish turning, and hanzo runs away from him because he felt like a prisoner, only to come back yrs later because he felt trapped where he was. He goes back to Jesse because he is the only other vampire he knows, the one who turned him. He goes back to Jesse for guidance, and accepts his fate as someone who can never see the sun again. He accepts his fate as someone who can never hear the sounds of morning birds, or witness a sunrise or sunset as punishment for taking the life of his brother.

In my AU, McCree is a high noon vampire, which means that he is most powerful during the day time around high noon. Hanzo doesn’t know that he’ll be able to see the sun again, and it’ll take years and years for his body to adjust to the new disease he has. Hanzo carries guilt, and regret, and remorse for years, and anger at Jesse for turning him, when Hanzo was clueless that he was a vampire, and had no clue the pain he was going to go through on McCree’s behalf. 

[rltoiek]

vampire!mchanzo

Hanzo consents to being fed from for the first time O_O;;

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[letmercysayfuckzine]

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Fic previews below:

[c3rvida3]

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

[drivablecar]

If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.

[c3rvida3]

Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.

But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.

Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.

[drivablecar]

Moral of the story, don’t be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost.

[c3rvida3]

First of all, don’t you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again.

And second, where did I say I’d be lonely? I’d be a ghost on a motorcycle. That’s the sexiest thing that there is. You look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t bone Ghostrider. Look me in the goddamn eyes.

[kerfufflewatch]

#110% here for the 'Hanzo likes his neck kissed' train#I could write a fic all about that#I won't#but I could How about that as a prompt then? ;D ♥

DAMN IT, THE LOOPHOLE WAS FOUND I wasn’t secretly hoping someone would do that or anything 

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“Jesse,” Hanzo sighs, the breathiest, needy whimper through parted lips as McCree presses a kiss to the dip behind his ear. Fingers thread through McCree’s hair and twist as he makes his way down, trailing his lips along the strong line of Hanzo’s neck, nipping gently at the junction where it meets his shoulder. He can feel Hanzo’s low moan rumble through his chest where they are pressed together, skin to skin.

“You are,” McCree whispers, crossing over to press his lips to the pale column of Hanzo’s throat, “the prettiest damn thing I’ve ever seen.” He flicks the very tip of his tongue to the skin under his mouth, and Hanzo gasps his name like a prayer.

[kerfufflewatch]

after the other day’s conversation about the dearth of a certain type of smut fic, this happened on Twitter, and so this is what we got

nsfw obviously, but gently so

On AO3 | Ko-fi

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Hanzo had his night planned out before he even set foot on the tarmac. He was going to turn on the kettle in the kitchen, then take a long, hot shower while his tea water boiled. He would eat whatever required the least amount of preparation that he could find, and if he was lucky, another agent would already have made dinner with leftovers to spare. Then he would collapse straight into bed and sleep for fourteen hours. Ideally, all of this would take place with no social interaction whatsoever. 

McCree, however, is very good at disrupting plans. 

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[seventy--six]

let them grow old together

[vimeddiee]

Yeah I really love his new summer skin

[fluorescentnova]

We had to write a Mini Comic for my Illustration Class so I did mine based on The Frog and The Scorpion. Hopefully you all know the story! 

But if you don’t know the story… In the original the scorpion stings the frog in the middle of the river. When the frog asks “why” the scorpion says “it’s in my nature” and they both die. I like my ending more.

Done with watercolor and pen and ink nib.

[notallfay]

I always thought this story was fucked up, even when I heard it as a very young child. I even got put in the naughty corner, and a star next to my name crossed off for questioning it.

This story is so much better, and I like it’s message much more.

[fyeahdisneyatlantis]

Milo Meets Kida: Translated! (aka milo fails at atlantean)

Origin: Atlantean

“Who are you strangers and where did you come from?”

Origin: Atlantean

(HALTINGLY & with a bad, very american accent)

“Who…are you strangers and….where did you come from?” 

Origin: Atlantean 

“Your manner of speech is strange to me.”

Origin: Atlantean

“I….travel…friend!”

Origin: Atlantean

“…I travel friend…

(impatiently) …You are a friendly traveler?” 

(does anyone else love how she’s correcting his shitty atlantean LOL bbies ♥)

Origin: Latin (look at this frickin dweeb switching into latin)

“So, my friend, I am a traveler!”

Origin: Latin

“You speak the language of the Romans!”

Origin: French (milo plz)

“Do you speak French?”

Origin: French

“Yes, sir!”

[afallenwolf]

And for the record, Atlantean was written/created by  Marc Okrand the dude who made Klingon. 

So Kida and Milo are ACTUALLY talking to each other. Not just saying gibberish.

[tini-ballerini]

Milo: I know these other languages but I’m not fluent in yours yet please have mercy.

[kamari3]

Kida: You seem to be an idiot but I’ll forgive you because you’re trying.

[adulthoodisokay]

how everyone should speak to someone who isn’t fluent in their language

[sanshofox]

trying to animate mccree fom that one riding bull machine video. there wasn’t enough time today to kinda finish the sequence. i hope i can continue this soon. (Gif might not work on mobile tumblr)

[notllorstel]

pls any zen lore #overwatch or my 2 brain cells start throwing random hcs at the wall 

[edeer-moved]

Storm Arrow

[daddyschlongleg]

So my dearies, now that I finally managed to get my paypal to work, I’m doing commissions!

If you are interested, under the cut is more detailed information on how we will go about this. 

PLEASE READ UNTIL THE END BEFORE SENDING ME AN EMAIL! Thank you. ♥

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[stand-up-gifs]

Baron Vaughn (x)

[smosh]

I’ve never seen such an appropriate font change in a gif set.

[gunnslaughter]

A petty 20 goes a long way.

[khrysm]

So… This is probably old news, but…

For those of you like me who have been after JUST the orchestral track for the Dragons animated short… I just found this today!

There’s also a version 2 here:

I’ve been wanting to go back to extracting the music from an Overwatch Contenders VOD, but I haven’t had the time, nor do I ever remember to do it when I do have time. LOL!

Anyway, I hope some of you other there find this useful!