All That Glitters is *Fabulous*

This is where sad hearts are mended, Where happy endings begin. Here's where lost wishes are granted, cast-away dreams all come true.

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🍧🍰 birthday cake soap 🍰🍧

[moonlightsdreaming]

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Hey everyone! I just created 5 NEW super soft Holiday Shirts! Order by Nov. 30 with standard shipping to receive by Christmas. Message me for expedited shipping inquiries!

But wait, there's more!  ALL PROCEEDS from these shirts *and ANY other item purchased in my shop now through January 1st, 2018*, will be DONATED to No Kid Hungry, which provides vulnerable kids with nutritious food and teaches their families how to cook healthy, affordable meals.

I'll be adding more goodies (hopefully soon!) so let me know what you'd like to see.

sirenacarpenter.bigcartel.com

Happy Holidays <3

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Happy Halloween

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Now through October 31st, 2017, ALL proceeds from ANY purchase in my shop will go to the Hurricane Maria relief fund through UNICEF.  *The shirt above was created in honor of those affected, but proceeds will be donated from ANY item purchased.* sirenacarpenter.bigcartel.com Please pass along and let’s work together to help those affected. <3  Note: Even if you don’t want to purchase from my shop, please consider donating to a relief fund. Thank you.

[bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190]

what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho

NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH! 

[drethelin]

NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!

Originally posted by clarabellecow

[shitifindon]

when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line “noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”

and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue

[featurelessorb]

no one’s droll like gaston no one’s swole like gaston no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston

[thehypnobunny]

I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy My what a guy that gastooon

[lauramkaye]

Bless you for making it scan

[kazoomusic]

NOW I CAN’T READ IT WITHOUT SINGING IN MY HEAD

[kazoomusic]

No one’s droll like Gaston, No one’s swole like Gaston, No one fits his assigned gender role like Gaston! For there’s no one online half as phony, His tinder’s got dick pics to spare, You can ask any neckbeard or brony They’ll show you (no homo) whose trilby they’d wear! No one drawls like Gaston Or catcalls like Gaston, Or manspreads on the train in a sprawl like Gaston! I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy! My what a guy that Gastooon!

…I’m not sorry.

[jazzy-beans]

I designed this Totoro wallpaper for phones to brighten your day <3  Enjoy!

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[misshotaru]

Artist:  MoonWhing  on deviantart

[lifetimelove-sailormoon]

Chibiusa’s so happy :3

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LOVE this style!

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Come shop some LIMITED EDITION Sailor Moon merchandise (and other fun designs) while supplies last! 

sirenacarpenter.bigcartel.com

[bonesmakenoise]

UGH I NEED THE FIRST SHIRT

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@bonesmakenoise 

[caramel-dj]

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Come shop some LIMITED EDITION Sailor Moon merchandise (and other fun designs) while supplies last! 

sirenacarpenter.bigcartel.com

[moonlightsdreaming]

[tachasart]

[hubedihubbe]

I did a lyric thing for Davy Jones’ theme. Enjoy! [Download MP3] Lyrics: Cruel and cold like winds on the sea Will you ever return to me Hear my voice sing with the tide My love will never die

Over waves and deep in the blue I will give up my heart for you Ten long years I’ll wait to go by My love will never die

Come, my love, be one with the sea Rule with me for eternity Drown all dreams so mercilessly And leave their souls to me

Play the song you sang long ago And wherever the storm may blow You will find the key to my heart We’ll never be apart

Wild and strong you can’t be contained Never bound nor ever chained Wounds you caused will never mend And you will never end

Cruel and cold like winds on the sea will you ever return to me Hear my voice sing with the tide Our love will never die

[hannigraham]

I was looking at selfie sticks on amazon and i think this review is so sweet and cute