j+b = notp

tbh i didn't believe there were people who actually shipped Jaime x Brienne but there are and now i'm covered in vomit

[stcrtrek]

If anything were to ever occur between Jaime and Brienne, I would like if they never had a romantic/sexual thing, I’d prefer they were just friends, best buddies and knights together who care about each other and admire each other as they do now. I’d like that.. Jaime just needs a friend, okay?

[jbnotp]

i dont worry about nething happening between jaime and brienne because they will never see each other again and jaime would not care if they do. liek in his last chapter hes just obsessed with cerseis nipples and lol as if he would know another woman even existed

and jaime likes to kil babies so he does not deserve friends or redemption arcs this is why he and cersei belong together tbh they are to toxic for other ppl ??

[jbnotp]

Ur alive! I was so worried that the Jamie and Brianna meida lovers finally convreted you to shipping those 2.

LoL converted no nono no 

please believe in ur heart thqt i will never ever ship jaimexbrienne just like jaime will never EVr love brienne

i am here to save lives

[stcrtrek]

Look, man, Jaime might like Brienne a lil bit, but he’ll never love her as much as he loves Cersei, and I’m not saying he won’t leave Cersei for her, but I think he and Cersei have been together for too damn long so he’s kind of bound to her in a way.

[jbnotp]

okay yes jaimexbrienne shippers are thirsty and sad and i undrstand why you want to help them but lol liek he does’nt care about brienne ‘a lil bit” ??

jaime lannister: hi brienne here have a joke sowrd and an impossible quest and good luck bYe

so he sent her to die basiclly? he does not at all care

cersei was the only woman he ever wanted, which he says in all of his chapters they came into this world together and they willdie together

[stcrtrek]

yes yes I agree with you on that last paragraph.

As far as the Jaime x Brienne shippers, I’m trying to give them the benefit of the doubt by saying that Jaime may actually like Brienne… but he won’t ever love her as much as he loves Cersei… I don’t really think he loves Brienne, but I guess that’s another story… As you said, Cersei is the only woman he ever wanted, which I agree with entirely…

[jbnotp]

omg yes !! 1 

can they even read liek all jaime wants is to get back to her he loves her so much this is not a redemption fairytale where the ugly girl gets the hot prince

[stcrtrek]

Look, man, Jaime might like Brienne a lil bit, but he’ll never love her as much as he loves Cersei, and I’m not saying he won’t leave Cersei for her, but I think he and Cersei have been together for too damn long so he’s kind of bound to her in a way.

[jbnotp]

okay yes jaimexbrienne shippers are thirsty and sad and i undrstand why you want to help them but lol liek he does’nt care about brienne ‘a lil bit” ??

jaime lannister: hi brienne here have a joke sowrd and an impossible quest and good luck bYe

so he sent her to die basiclly? he does not at all care

cersei was the only woman he ever wanted, which he says in all of his chapters they came into this world together and they willdie together

[jbnotp]

i’m busy looking for all the places in the books where jaime says he loves breinne

oh wAIT HE dOESNT EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!! !!!!!

he is to busy saying he loves cersei on liek every page

istg these ppl

[chickren]

I've seen probably dozens of metas about Brienne's feelings for Jaime and I agree with them, but I've barely seen metas about Jaime's feelings. So I'm curious: When did he fall in love with her? Does he really love her?

Jaime is in love with Brienne

“You want her? Go get her.”

SO HE DID.

If GRRM didn’t have Jaime call Brienne ugly every five seconds, no one would question for a minute what was going on between them. George uses the reader’s own lack of belief that someone like Jaime could love someone like Brienne to pull off this sleight of hand. Otherwise there’d be no suspense at all about their relationship. Seriously, if Brienne was even mildly hot would there be a doubt? NO!

HE LOVES HER!

You can argue that it’s platonic, but I’ll pull out book boners and make you look like a moron.

“The bear was less hairy than that freak, I’ll—”

Jaime’s golden hand CRACKED HIM ACROSS THE MOUTH so hard the other knight went stumbling down the steps.

Look at this lovesick idiot! It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see what’s going on here. Why is Jaime incapable of having a thought whenever he takes drastic action on Brienne’s behalf? Why does he ask himself why he’s helping her then never answer himself? Because if he did, it would be SPOILERS, duh.

Everyone knows Beauty doesn’t realize it’s love until the end of the story, jfc.

[jbnotp]

sorry jaime cant hear youre stupid meta hes liek too busy thinking about where hes going to fuck cersei next

[jbnotp]

Please don't tag your blog jaime x brienne. Rant all you want, that's more than ok. Just don't be a dick to others that don't have your ideas. That's tremendously rude. That's not education but complete its opposite. Jaime x Brienne implies that you like the ship and you know that. Tag your blog NoJaimexBrienne for example or whatever. Please respect others. Thank you.

i feel like rude would be allowing ppl to suffer the stupidity of shipping jb?

i want to help ppl learn to love themselves again

[jbnotp]

I can't believe you actually made a whole blog just to diss someone's ship?! And then you even give it the ships tag?! Don't you have something better to do? Try living a positive life!? You are literally devoting a lot of effort go making people feel bad!? Wtf

but this is liek the greatest thing i have ever done?

[jbnotp]

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thanks the support means a lot running this blog is hard

[jbnotp]

I'd love to see this blog if Jaime x Brienne became canon

it would look like shit and smell even worse

ew ugly no

[jbnotp]

Are you serious? I don't know, I can't tell. Please explain your reasonings in detail.

my reasonings in detail ok…

jb is not a real thing it was imagined by sad ppl on tumblr

there are my “reasonings’

[jbnotp]

I'm sure you hear this a lot, but why do you tag all your hate for J/B? Like why can't people just ship what they want? I'm fine with J/C but I like J/B more and I just don't get why that isn't ok???

ok but im not tagging ship hate? like i do hate jb but liek i dont sit around saying that? my mission is education because we all know that no one who really read the books would ship jaimexbrienne anyway? so how can i educate the ppl who ship it if i dont put it in their tag? srsly i am worried for ppl who ship it because it is such an ugly thing to do to yourself?

if you want to see ship hate you should be a jc shipper lol because ppl hate true beauty

[jbnotp]

masha russia replied to your post: anonymous asked:lol I didn't even...

Why do you make so many spelling mistakes?

lol are their that many ? when ur typing in class on ur phone who has time to fix all th espelling? i turned off autocorrect because it kept changing cersei to cerise :/

idk i dont think my spelilng is that bad?

[jbnotp]

lol I didn't even read all of Brienne's chapters bc they're so boring but doesn't she like die??? Jb shippers are SO delusional wow... I feel a little sorry for the non book readers who ship jb tho lmao

lol i thought briene died but ppl in meta say she didn’t idek i mean i dont want her to die shes a good person i just liek dont know what she realy has to do with the story? liek ok it was sad when they were hanging her but valra morghulis ? (lrt she will just sacrifice herself for jaime because he has to get back to cersei and be valonqar)

i get why jb shippers are sort of delusional liek most ppl dont really read well and dont understand that jaime loves cersei to much to ever like lol love anyone else but if you just liek looked at tumblr gifsets and listened to ppl who have realy good imaginations maybe you could make the mistake and ship it idk

but i feel sorry for them too and that is why i made this blog to liek reveal the truth behind the tumblr jb bullshit tbqh

[jbnotp]

[jbnotp]

Um Jaime left Cersei to die at the end of Feast. And you call that true love?

okay so many ppl have this WRONG

jaime caNNOT save cersei! !! he does not hAVe A SWORD HAND ok? he liek calls her his wife the next day omg

also he is salty with her becuase of lancel running his mouth but jaime is just salty he is not liek out of love with her this is not hard to understand and this is what jaime x brienne shippers need to learn ok? he is still in LOVE WITH HIS SITER omg HE WILL ALWaYS BE IN LOVE IWTH HIS SISTER !!!!!! !!1!

liek does jaime think about brienne? NO so what does that tell you? hes always cersie cersei cerSEI CERSEI CERSEI CERSEI

[jbnotp]

Is your blog serious? I believe it is; but sometimes your replies (or anonymous asks) sound so much like trolls xD

idk why so many ppl think im not serious. i mean i get it a lot of my anons are trolls but i feel liek they are trolls who secretly just want someone to convince them not to ship jb ?

liek i feel like with the jaime x brienne bias in media stories about game of thrones and with all the cersei hatred on tubmlr (i hate ppl istg) ppl feel like they cant ship jaimes real ship? lol which is so sad and liek also there is a lot of misinformation about the characters of jaime and brienne that i feel like ppl are realy seeking answers even if they are kind of trolling

because what i know is that ppl never ever get seriously bothered by things that dont like strike a deep chord in them? and liek when ppl make huge posts about hating cersei or cersei x jaime i know that it is because they are so afraid of it because it means their ship is invalid

but i am liek so serious about fighting the incorrect information put out on tumblr and other places by ppl who obviously can’t read! liek if you can read u know jaime will never love anyone but cersei lol she is the only woman he ever wanted to love or have sex with its just right there in the books telling you that there was never anyone else for jaime ever at all even for a second. i am just trying to save souls tbh