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yokolate

Motoko Kusanagi The Ghost in the Shell (2026) — 1x03

mindfuckjane

instant loss FTW

ashenmind

shounen transition montage

ashenmind

“I’ve got to keep up with my rival!” -gives herself an estrogen injection and goes to look at cute sweaters

batmanisagatewaydrug

always some new bullshit in the ocean

local-demon-in-your-area

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

batmanisagatewaydrug

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

nekomimidusteon

it's too late. she's already depicted you as the slutty overeager maid and herself as the elegant, untouchable kitty princess. you might as well- stop grabbing her!!!! she knows it makes sense for a maid to do this but she's untouchable she made a cute little image for it and everything..,..,.

winelament

this is me if u even care

dogpuppy

I heard about a deity of sorts at the local Cracker barrel. I drove the 20 minutes to get there in my shitty car, walked past the old crackers at the door smiling greedily at my young son… but what I saw inside took my breath away.

I am a changed woman, I feel insane right now, like I just truly found god or something, her beauty knows no bounds. Her grace is endless. She’s battery powered and can be taken on the go, I had to have her. As I write this long stupid ass post I see her glowing and sparkling next to my bed… and now you shall see her too…

Puppy dog cater pillarrrr

hotvampireadjacent

vullen

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

vullen

i've seen countless kind and emotional replies in the year or so since i posted this comic, but this particular tag set has squeezed me unlike any other. thanks

turing-tested

IVE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIEND FOR LIKE A YEAR NOW AND IT TURNS OUT WE KNEW EACH OTHER AND WERE FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER PRETRANSITION

turing-tested

we we’re talking about how we had a mutual friend and how that was so wild and then they mentioned another friend i knew and i was like “yeah i played soccer with them both in the park” and my friend was like “wait does your deadname start with a C” and it turns out she was also there and we just had no idea who each other was this entire time till now

asymbina

This is fucking wild

lesbianredpanda

professorsparklepants

This is half a plot for a modern Shakespearean comedy of errors.

mananabuffins

Romcom where two people meet cute and bond over how awful their exes were and plan elaborate revenge schemes but it turns out they both transitioned and are helping to plan revenge plots against themselves

creature-crow-deactivated202512

brb trying this

hyenangel-deactivated20241224

blue-the-flyingpyrochef

chromegnomes

depsidase

hppjmxrgosg

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

inconspectus

once my therapist said I used very uncommon and creative phrases and adjectives and i just did not have the heart to tell that Old Lady From A Foreign Small Town that I was translating tumblr speech into our language. so I was like yeah... must be from the books I read...

like girl we have an army of scholars over at tumblr.com crafting our language it's not just little old me I swear

copperbadge

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.

alexandreman

What's the "gentle alien" reference?

copperbadge

There was an era on Tumblr, probably about 8-10 years ago now, where we were in the habit of referring to any particularly long-snouted dog, like a Borzoi or an Afghan Hound, as a "gentle alien" because they looked so weird. It was a term of affection I thought had made the jump to more mainstream social media but apparently not...