Wolverine Queen

Damn we still in here. My acnl blog Wolverine-Crossing

[kushblazer666]

[the-prince-of-tides]

[sassychespins]

High Art

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[studentofetherium]

i once saw a Danganronpa fan insist that Kazutaka Kodaka must be a deranged sociopath to write such a violent series of games. and when someone was like. "why are you a fan then" their response was effectively "well i like the parts without murder"

[cerastes]

Me, using chopsticks to carefully remove the cheese, ham, pepperoni, and all other such toppings from my pizza with surgical precision, leaving behind cooked dough and squalid traces of tomato sauce: “You see, I liked the part where they weren’t killing each other in the Killing Each Other game.”

[kleefkruid]

Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn't have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do and gives people brand new mental ilnesses.

[kleefkruid]

my parents: "We bought you a cellphone so you can contact us if your bike gets a flat tire on your way to school!"

Cursed Artifact (common item) has been added to your inventory

[huffylemon]

[iamnotlanuk]

[doggirlpaws]

I just found the wildest fucking thing at the Amazon returns bin store. You are not ready to see this

[doggirlpaws]

500 single-serve communion pods.

[doggirlpaws]

Fucking J-cups. Hands-free Host. Sacramentables. Not from consecrate.

[doggirlpaws]

THIS IS IN THE FIVE DOLLAR BIN. One cent Eucharist. Holy wholesale. Bring your own benediction and save

[toskarin]

journalists have correctly identified the funniest possible line to add at the end of every article about twitter

[teaboot]

I will never watch Riverdale but I DO think it's funny that Archie Comics prohibited fan fiction for so long only to make the live action equivalent of My Immortal their new canon

[teaboot]

Great work, team. Hit the showers

[deliciousjames]

POV: You’re bad at Breath of The Wild (x)

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

[not-safe-for-democracy]

[animatedtext]

[c3rvida3]

Perfume descriptions are so weird. What the hell is "an ironic blast of popcorn"?

[c3rvida3]

It sounds like a spell that only teenage movie theater employees can cast.

[normal-horoscopes]

Wizard council 2022 banned spell list:

Ironic Popcorn Blast

[nflstreet]

[geyfrog]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

US government reporting on havana syndrome

[crawly]

The everest chronicles

[crawly]

[officiallordvetinari]

[garbage-empress]

99.99% of dudes who claim to have climbed Mount Everest are also lying about it so I'm sure that's a factor.