it's all a guessing game

James Dylan Simon. 21. #middlechildsyndrome ΚΘ

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Favorite song right now?

That new one on that 50 Shades soundtrack? Liam Payne and Rita Ora?

Don’t get the sentiment, but I like his voice.

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top 3 people you'd like to fuck even though you haven't talked to them yet

On campus? I’m pretty sure I’ve talked to roughly every person I found attractive.

If it’s not so locally-restrictive - I’ve always wished Mandy Moore had a younger sister. So there’d be one if she existed. Zayn Malik could also arguably be in this list. Uh - Richard Harmon? i’ve no idea, I’m terrible at these.

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what's your most notable accomplishment?

I got the role of Melchior on a local production of Spring Awakening?

Sure, Moritz is usually the most praised character in the show, but I think hitting those notes wasn’t a small deal.

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You win $50 in a raffle. What do you do with it?

Use it to tip someone?

I mean - that’s a decent tip, innit?

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Best life experience

Any time spent at a pupper shelter. I’d rank it higher than sex, even.

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Ever fell in love?

Love? At this age?

Aren’t we a bit too young for that?

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Got any crushes?

No, have you got any recommendations?

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BO 💬 [OPEN]

Dylan: do you see a ceiling? or stars? are you up in a tree?

Bo: Uhhh... No. I don't know if I could climb a tree.

Dylan: but have you tried climbing the tree?

Dylan: I might've mixed you up w someone else tho.

Dylan: need a hand somewhere? your name is literally a horse emoji i'm unsure as to the meaning of it

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Text: a little more cute but... you fancy the sugar cube? Text: it is, yeah. Cause fruits have too much sugar. Who knew... Text: yeah i hope they make laws against this stalkerism. Thanks.

[text:] Who doesn’t? Both the sugarcube and the man holding it.[text:] That’s the saddest news.[text:] No problem. Need any help with the safety settings?

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BO 💬 [OPEN]

Bo: ... i think im stuck

Dylan: do you see a ceiling? or stars? are you up in a tree?

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Text: but he died 💔 Text: they are rather sweet but im not supposed to eat more than 2 per day. Text: well you are more than invited. Text: i feel like they might be

[text:] But he was hot. And in my mind he did not.[text:] Is that a nutritionist thing? Or?[text:] That’s a serious cyber offense that I hope our laws catch up to someday.

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sms 📨

ryland: that's so cute! i love it!

ryland: maybe he's just a big soft teddy bear and he didn't know how to ask me

ryland: or maybe he thought i was just giving them out. which i would have if he just asked.

ryland: that's amazing! yes!

ryland: well we can do it after! maybe? or i'll just make it and i can teach you another time!

ryland: i need to know the dog's favorite flowers.

dylan: you're an optimist, i like that

dylan: i wouldn't want to impose any more work on you tbh

dylan: well, the dogs are multiple, but i think anything classic would work? i don't know your source material

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sms 📨

ryland: i love it! i'm definitely a fae. accurate.

ryland: oh my goodness - what if he starts asking me to make more?

ryland: did it look nice on his boyfriend's head at least?

ryland: yeah i can make puppy ones! oh my goodness that would be such an honor!

ryland: i can also teach you though.

dylan: officially your name on my phone

dylan: i say you should charge for your labor

dylan: if he gets pushy

dylan: it really did - nicely nestled in his hair

dylan: i would be delighted with both options ! whichever one works best for you tho

dylan: kinda going into practice rn

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ryland: oh my goodness you're right!

ryland: aw flowercrown fae !!

ryland: i would be so sad if they did :c but i think his hands were too big to say he made it, anyway.

ryland: a little bit. it's ok, i can just make another one. i have LOTS.

dylan: it's so weirdly fitting

dylan: dat you

dylan: it would all unravel pretty fast if his bae asked for another one

dylan: i've got a friend with a birthday today, do you think you could make any puppy-sized ones?

dylan: or teach me how to make them? she does love her puppers

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Text: merman? Oh my Text: yeah and it helps that i love them... Text: for now i have my hands full with the cheerleaders but i might give it second thoughts 👀 Text: i cant... some of my teachers make me

[text:] Or Finnick Odair.[text:] I can see why anyone would love fruits and they do do wonders for you.[text:] Cheerleading! I need to see one of your meets someday.[text:] Are your teachers cyberstalking you?