On the Lighter Side

Sideblog: koreafamous *"You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, Darling." -Inception* *"You'll never be regular. You're spectacular." -Jack* *"Baby, look outside.Them birds is still singin', and they got no coat, no job, no roof over they...

[turninghoziest]

This is the same guy that posted that group selfie titled „yes, these are both my hands“

[beggars-opera]

[turninghoziest]

THIS GUY (from his insta story)

[bifemmequeen]

I like how this is phrased as if Hozier is some rando

[miamignonette]

:’)

[dsu2014]

hot girls run over the curb

[dsu2014]

hot girls walk around their car after they park to check if theres any damage

[tiktoks-repost]

[wolfchaldo]

[fangcore]

the face of a new man

[hero-in-high-tops]

Cinematic parallels

[justlikeregularchickens]

I lost it at the whaps of the pillows hitting the other guy. Comic timing was absolutely amazing. 

[tredlocity]

we all laugh at guy fieri, smash mouth and the shrek movie series, but we also all collectively agree that their existence makes the world a better place

[steakplissken]

The king laughs at the jester, but values his wit and honesty

[comebackbehere]

BYE KSKDLAMDKDSM

[pathological-people-pleaser]

I cannot tell you guys how much I’ve laughed at this yesterday, the comments on the willow mv are PRICELESS! 😂😂

For those of you wondering what the Swift rule is, every time Taylor releases an album, Corinthians (one of the big soccer teams in Brazil) doesn’t lose the previous and upcoming game. Like, never. And this weekend they were going to play the currently best team in Brazil, and regional rival. The other team was on a winning streak, but the swift rule is unbeatable.

But it doesn’t stop there!! People really believe taylor is some kind of patron saint of Corinthians, not only the Swift rule is definitely a thing, but Corinthians had never won a national championship while Taylor wasn’t born, first time was in 1990. And there is more, back in the day we still had playoffs for the main championship, and guess when was the final that crowned Corinthians champion? December 13th.

[karmaismybf]

SOME GEMS ON THE WILLOW MV COMMENTS:

“saint george in heaven (patreon saint of Corinthians) and taylor swift on earth. go miss corinthiana”

“it was never luck it was always taylor swift. go corinthians!”

“I was always prejudiced to hear taylor songs but since she blessed Corinthias i have started to listen and they are good. thank you taylor. go corinthias”

[birbliophile]

"Taylor Swift is the patron saint of a Brazilian soccer team" is not something I expected to learn today

[glumshoe]

any kiss could be the kiss of death depending on the severity of your allergies and what your kissing partner has been eating

[inkedintothepaper]

Or if they have a knife for a tounge

[glumshoe]

yeah. or if they have a knife for a tongue.

[weaver-z]

Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle

[verydaftrpgideas]

they deadass forgot oranges

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[verydaftrpgideas]

ok they also forgot blackberries

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Black isn’t a color

[glittersolveseverything]

Redcurrents

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Currants come in both black and red, the color isn’t a part of the name but an adjective.

[reallycoolsoup]

Kiwis

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

I’m very sorry but kiwis are a bird not a color.

[killin-the-machine]

I’m about to Mcfuckin lose it

[guerrillatech]

[shanastoryteller]

one time i said to my friend “vitamins are fake” and what i meant was “i am dubious about the efficacy and health benefits of over the counter multivitamins” and what she heard was “i do not believe in the existence of vitamins in our food or in the world in general” 

and she nodded very seriously and said “why do you think that?” and halfway through my rant about how necessary is it, really, for something to contain 3000% of your daily requirement she went “oh, good, okay” 

and like, shout out to her, because if one of my friends had told me they thought that calcium was a government conspiracy i would have started roasting them immediately no questions asked

[tiktoks-repost]

[elecktrum]

The only possible response

[simplystormie]

Everyone just GETS it

[geek11562]

I made a meme JUST for this post bc it was so wholesome

[toastbutteregg]

[the-bluespirit]

John Mulaney Wins Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special for John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

[keldachick]

[feathersandstripes]

Their love suddenly makes so much sense

[not-heavenly]

“I also hate comedy. But I love you” what power

[catchymemes]

[innerartisanfan]

Okay, hear me out:

A whole justice system that works this way

[30-minute-memes]

I see his robot as an absolute win

[bluedogeyes]

I reblog this every time I see it. I just cant

[nikthestrange101]

THIS IS WHERE THE MEME CAME FROM

[jkl-fff]

Seriously, though, the French LOVED Edgar Allan Poe, thanks in particular to Jules Verne.

He even wrote a sequel to Poe’s only novel, and numerous essays about how great an author Poe was.

By all accounts, Poe (who lived a penniless life in the US) really *was* baffled by all of this.

[ladynorbert]

Reblogging because I never saw that part before!

[strawberryinstantoatmeal-deacti]

my dad owns a small business and today he found out that one of his male employees was sexually harassing a female coworker and sending her dick pics and shit and so my dad fired him and then immediately left work to drive to this guy’s other job and told his boss there and got him fired from two jobs in the span of like an hour lmao 

[bezoarcureforpoison]

Good dad.  Good boss.

[queva8-deactivated20180915]

Your dad is amazing!

[riverblujay]

Best Dad. we stan.