With a box of scraps

30, he/him 🏳️‍🌈 ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[energyprison]

yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

[anminpillow]

[proteusolm]

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

[bluebandedagate-reblogs]

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

[cpericardium]

[blondie-in-the-zone-deactivated]

[psychotrope777]

fuck it really has like almost the exact cadence

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[wellfine]

TRAGEDY: every member of a once-flourishing group chat is now employed

[parkchanwoohoo]

[tyako89]

[vaticanspaceprogram]

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[woodmeat]

this is just my unprofessional opinion but fuck all that shit

[passumbapper]

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

[galaxywarp]

that saultry little binch in STILL in the bottom lsft

[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[ralfmaximus]

You have to watch the dosage.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

You have to watch the dosage.

[alternativeulster]

dont let anyone ever tell you the doctor who tv movie (1996) sucks. this is literally the best scene in all 60 years of doctor who

[dogpuppy]

[maxknightley]

the etymology of "piano" is so fucking dumb I love it. yeah this is my cool new harpsichord. it has more volume control than a standard harpsichord so we call it a "loudsoft" for short. or a "softloud" if you prefer. but that's still a bit of a mouthful so I've been thinking of just calling it a soft.