EN FUEGO UTERO

Just a lil guy

[vertigospirit]

prepare for trouble, make it double

[omegaversereloaded]

unfortunately i have fallen in love with a song that's 1 minute and 16 seconds long

[shipoffoos]

I fell in love with a 5'3 guy

[omegaversereloaded]

you better treat his little ass right 🫵🏾

[iapislazuli]

had a dream the new online buzzword was "qualityslop". people would say things like "you're only enjoying it because it's good"

[mangonetics]

[iinsawdious]

they should invent a way for online friends to come over and hang out that doesn't involve money or travelling

[peach-pot]

hearing about sex as a kid is like “you’re 100% going to do this one day” and then you grow up and find out sex isn’t real and your parents just lied about it like santa clause

[hellsitegenetics]

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Closest match: Echinocardium cordatum genome assembly, chromosome: 5 Common name: Sea Potato

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[ghostboyravenight-deactivated20]

one of the biggest indicators that biphobia is still raging through the queer community is that people act like chappell roan is god’s gift to sapphics for writing mainstream songs about being queer as if we’ve never had an openly gay female artist before while women like lady gaga and kesha and doechii are just treated like allies to the community despite literally being bisexual like you’re not slick how obvious it is y’all think lesbianism is a more valid form of queerness than bisexuality, these women are not allies they are PART OF YOUR COMMUNITY. They are not “for the gays” THEY ARE THE FUCKING GAYS.

[megasketches]

So i haven't seen any mention of it here but when Occtis returned i swore his art was changed.......... and i was right here's the before and after if you missed it

[burr-ell]

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!!!!!!!

[deepinourengines]

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

[clearlightwired]

some appear to believe that washing dishes is basically a ritual action, i.e. the dish reaches a "washed" state once you have performed the actions of dish washing, involving dish soap and sponge, and that your obligation ceases once you have done this, and not at the point at which the dish is actually clean.

[tickatocka]

[probuccalfat]

oh… so you’re mad at me just because i grew cold and emotionally distant and withdrawn for no reason? grow up

[snailygoon]

Of course Laura Bailey already had me crying during the first episode of critical role campaign four. So I chose to further my pain by drawing the scene in question. what an incredible start to a campaign!!!🧵🪡🤎

[oddthesungod]

A pixie's grief

[visenyaism]

girl help the american girl doll fan accounts are making authoritative statements on the queerness of historical figures

[visenyaism]

???

[user5666884-deactivated20230519]

[sourcreammachine]

“we need a slur for-” the word you’re looking for is insult. those exist. they can be highly effective too

[fairycosmos]

i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet

[durnesque-esque]

Fun fact: they've done studies and money DOES buy happiness, but it tops out after a certain amount (nowadays around $500,000)

So yeah, having food / bills / medicine & a fair amount of leisure covered by income DOES buy happiness, but excess wealth depletes the effect exponentially.

[queen-mihai]

And the "money doesn't buy happiness" thing is supposed to be AIMED AT RICH PEOPLE

Because the whole fucking point of it is that you're not gonna be any goddamn happier with ANOTHER million dollars

Fucking idiots