Real and true facts about Jeff Goldblum

Submission based facts about everyone's favourite actor and human shaped entity.

[my-gender-is]

My gender is the unmatched and impeccable vibes of Jeff Goldblum’s outfits

[my-gender-is]

My gender is whatever Jeff Goldblum has going on

[twoheartsneverlie]

Jeff Goldblum is a gift

[randomingoftherandomness]

I don’t know what is the wildest bit about this; Jeff Goldblum’s tweet, or the fact that Mark Hamill apparently liked it

[mrsegbert]

Mark Hamill is the one who freed him

[bob-belcher]

# who let him outside

[jeffgoldblumfacts]

Just because he's living in 3019 doesn't mean we have to be anything other than impressed 🤷‍♂️

[goawfma]

his facial expressions 😩

[jeffgoldblumfacts]

He says it will all work out which means it WILL all work out!

[lpoedameronl-deactivated2019110]

And that, kids, is the Chaos Theory at work

[roguesgambits-deactivated202306]

thank u, jeff

[arsenicolada]

this is ‘60 yr old gay man that has recently retired to california’ style

[reeveskeanu-deactivated20181102]

thats Jeff goldblum

[transcharliekclly-deactivated20]

[jeffgoldblumfacts]

Jeff is beyond our human concepts of gender, sexuality, age or fashion. And looks divine doing it.

[shimmervee]

the best jeff goldblum photoshoots are the ones where he looks like an exasperated museum curator who just got off the phone with his husband who informed him that their beloved border collie scuffed the living room floors which they JUST varnished last weekend and ugh sorry but he really doesnt have the time for this because he’s nursing a hangover from all the cherry merlot he consumed at last night’s company mixer which he’d promise himself he’d go easy on because he had a lot of errands to run the next day but he just got so caught up with trying to impress mrs van damme and has a tendency to hide his anxiety with booze which is something he’s been trying to work through but anyway he’s already at the tailor’s and he’s gotta get back to the office in 15 so he’ll see him at home and hangs up in a bit of a rush but realized that was kinda rude so he’s thinking of an appropriate emoji to send him to soften the blow while he’s waiting for darlene to bring him his smoking jacket

[crucifythenburn]

Oh.my.god.

[formerprincewille]

WOOWW

[jeffgoldblumfacts]

This is art. Jeff is art.

[1995lahaine]

when jeff goldblum understands makeup criticisms better than anyone i’ve ever seen defending makeup in the name of self empowerment all in a stupid over/under interview

[jeffgoldblumfacts]

Jeff knows what's up. Make up should only be fun, not necessary ☝️

[hearts-random-addictions-deacti]

No Blog is complete without a Pop Up Goldblum

[blueeyeddl]

Someone I’ve known for 20+ years just posted this on my Facebook wall and I’ve never felt more seen in my entire life.

[blueeyeddl]

Reblog to be visited by the Jeff Goldblum of Happiness, who will help you recognize that Everything Is Fleeting, Including Sadness.

[jeffgoldblumfacts]

Jeff has been alive too long to let the sadness take over. Time is an illusion. Jeff is real 💖

[jeffgoldblumss]

[boytoydiviision]

[led-lite]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[jeffgoldblumfacts]

The man has clearly checked and is just serving tea 🍵

[coder-avatar-star]

I’m livid

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

That is the most Goldblumiest thing to say. I believe it.

[jeffgoldblumfacts]

I would bet my immortal soul on that man ACTUALLY BEING Jeff, 100%

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jeffgoldblumfacts]

We all love Jeff 😍😍😍

[sinnerism]

A fashion icon

[jeffgoldblumfacts]

Literally no one should be able to pull this off. HOW IS HE PULLING THIS OFF?!?!?

[parker-n-stark]

LITERALLY WHY IS JEFF GOLDBLUM AN INSTAGRAM THOT I DONTAJDLSJDLSLS

[jeffgoldblumfacts]

Heroes are those who show us that it is okay to be flawed and human but they do it while looking LIKE THAT!