What do you call a sexist backrub?

Massagyny. Hi I'm Jeffrey. 23. Choreographer, Artist, Health Educator, Advocate. Fandoms - Pokemon, ATLA/ALOK, Fire Emblem, Steven Universe, other various anime/games. IG: jeffreyljr

[zanmetsun]

[pokemon-personalities]

Do Not Wake Them

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[serenitypixxie]

I am an Australian. You do not f*ck with Madame Zeroni

[alexander]

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

[thesilverhammer]

Living.

[theblairwitchboy-deactivated201]

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[unshaped]

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

[chumchunom]

CAN I GET A BOX?

[sexygaylibrarian]

Always reblog Can I Get A Box

[jeffreyljr]

It lives

[rossdraws]

Here’s the final piece from the video drawing the Princesses in a Battle Royale!! I tried to include all the princesses but there are SO many! My favorite Princess is Kida from Atlantis which I plan to make a separate piece for. I had a lot of fun with this, hope you guys dig it! Which team are you on? 👑

🏡 This is now available on my new Print Store!

[vingtiane]

Pocahontas is a Elemental Support Mage, Elsa is a Frost Queen, Ariel is a Water Assassin, Vanellope von Schweetz is a Candy Tank and Mulan is a Warrior Knight.

Moana is an Ocean Sorcerer, Snow White is a Forest Summoner, Rapunzel is a Heavy Weapon Specialist, Jasmine & Rajah are Dark Hunters, Tiana is a Swampspell Support Caster and Merida is an Archer Sniper.

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[a808a]

Send it

[sirartwork]

never ask me for anything ever again

[studyblr]

you can do this. stop sabotaging yourself and your dreams. there will be risks, there will be stress, but go on and actually pursue what you want to do. you will not regret having tried, all things considered. self-doubt can destroy so much of your life. don’t let it, please. 

[sliceofjoey]

Reblog for good career karma!

[thother]

[dwelldreamer]

I’m tired of being played like a violin too sis I’m too cute for this shit

[flightlesslexxii]

This gave me chills

[ichise]

[blurryhaveitjoeway]

tops: you sure its gonna fit?

powerbottoms: i’ll make it fit

[kim-jisoo]

Art imitates life

[homosexuhales]

gay culture is becoming infatuated with every boy who reciprocates literally any romantic gesture no matter how small

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

the gay experience is total and utter hatred of our physical appearance & then two seconds later complete narcissism and autoeroticism

[gabbey-road]

Not gay but I relate to this

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

[exadorlion]

I thought you might want to see this

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 finally some good fucking content

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

not giving your money to a business that’s currently striking is literally an essential part of a strike.

Amazon brings in over 34 BILLION dollars every day. Even a one-day boycott could mean massive leverage for the strikers – especially if the boycott coincided with one of the most profitable days Amazon expected to have all year, as this one does.

Do not visit Amazon.com on 10 July 2018 (or July 15-16 in the US)!

[lalaofrp]

While we’re talking about effective boycotting, boycotting Amazon means more than boycotting Amazon, because Amazon has subsidiaries that also help it make money. If you’re going to boycott Amazon, you also need to boycott the following subsidiaries:

AWS Elemental

AbeBooks

Alexa Internet

Audible

Blink Home

Brilliance Audio

ComiXology

CreateSpace

Diapers.com

Double Helix Games

Evi

Fabric.com

GoodReads

IMDb

Junglee

Mobipocket

Ring

Shelfari

Shopbop

Souq.com

TenMarks Education, Inc.

Twitch

Whole Foods Market

Woot

Zappos

A boycott is not effective unless you attack it on all fronts. This is why boycotting things like McDonalds or Coca Cola are so ineffective– they have so many subsidiaries and supporting businesses that they can afford a frontal hit and still make money from its “family” companies. 

If you truly want to help this boycott, make sure to boycott Amazon and its subsidiaries.

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