[littleblackraincloudofcourse]

i'm generally against human cloning for a number of reasons, but i would make a singular exception. i think jeff satur should be allowed to have a clone of himself. it's not like we don't all know exactly what he'd do with one and you know what, he should get to. i think jeff satur deserves to be happy!

is there anyone in this world that could make jeff happier than himself?

[jungiandoll]

Most recent watch- The Lair of the White Worm (1988)

[popcultdiet]

Merlin: professional rage baiter.

[pontmercii]

I'm rewatching BBC Merlin after 84 years and god, I actually forgot how much they just loved eachother. Like, it was not fun and games it was real. They Loved eachother. For real. From the very beginning. It was visceral and deep and violent and as easy as breathing for them. There's something about you Merlin, I can't quite put my finger on it. He may be an idiot but he's a brave one. Is it my imagination or are you beginning to enjoy yourself? The half cannot truly hate what makes it whole. I want you to swear to me that what you're telling me is true - I believe you. You can trust me. If I don't get the antidote, what happens to him? I can save him. Please Father. He saved my life. I can't stand by and watch him die. You can't stop me. Leave them Arthur, go, save yourself. Follow the light. Just make sure the antidote gets to him, I'm begging you. Someone knew I was in trouble and sent a light to guide the way. Arthur, thank you. I'm going to be sick actually what the fuck.

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

[russianblush]

#happypridemonth

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

"be gay do crime" but you hate addicts

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

"be gay do crime" but the only drug users acceptable to you are white people who use weed

[probuccalfat]

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

[derangedrhythms]

Anne Carson, Glass, Irony and God; from 'The Fall of Rome: A Traveller's Guide'

[aidashakur]

there's not a single casual bone in my body. everything means something to me

[yoshisnothere-deactivated202006]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[lucylehane]

'sex scenes are gratuitous' mmhm please enjoy these complete character/narrative arcs composed exclusively of sex scenes

[8nin]

One day you'll find someone who loves you but for now just go to sleep

[thisfeebleheart]

patient needs neck kisses to survive

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah