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[starla9bells]

Regulus: can you do that thing?

James: what?

Regulus: you know, that thing that always makes me happy

James: oh

James: *smiles*

Regulus: thank you

[damhalfblood]

Sirius: I was arrested for being too cool.

Regulus: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

[pinklume-deactivated20231027]

Isn’t it so ominous that the shack got its name because Remus’ screams of pain were so loud and horrifying that people thought it was haunted with vengeful spirits

[keeping-up-with-the-blacks]

Remus, seeing someone doing something idiotic: Oh Merlin what an idiot

Remus, after realising it’s Sirius: Oh no that’s my idiot.

[mrthisisnotme-deactivated202411]

*Remus getting down on one knee*

Sirius *gasping*: OMG YES.

Remus: i didn't even ask yet-

Sirius *jumping*: THE ANSWER IS YES

Remus: Sirius, love, let me get through this

Sirius *still jumping*: REMUS PLEASE

Remus: but i had an speech and-

Sirius *jumping jumping jumping*: JUST PUT THE RING ON MY FINGER.

[kachwoww]

@zeppazariel be like “oh no why would the game makers do that???😩” my brother in christ you wrote it

[literaturecravings]

—The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde

[moonytoastx]

Sirius: *tries to slap Remus's ass as he walks past by*

Sirius: *misses, trips and falls*

Remus: *tries to catch Sirius but overbalances*

Remus: *tries to hold a chair for support*

Chair: *breaks*

Remus: *falls on top of Sirius*

Marlene, watching: "It's like watching two animals do an out-of-sync and very destructive mating dance."

[atlasdoe]

Regulus giving some sort of speech: Barty Crouch Jr, when I first joined Hogwarts and was sorted into Slytherin, away from my brother, you were right there by my side.

Barty: *nods with tears in his eyes*

Regulus: and when Sirius ran away and I was left behind, you were there by my side

Barty: *nodding*

Regulus: and when I first saw James with Lily, where were you? Tell them.

Barty: By your side!!!

Regulus: By my side.

Regulus: Barty, you're a fucking jinx.

Barty: :|

[apoetsworld]

Regulus: *dressed up* Sirius: Heyyy where you goinnn Regulus *rolling his eyes*: To hell James: James *pouting*: We’re going on a date :/

[oldsatzzzart]