Black Family Shit

Just Black family shit.

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Andromeda: Cissy, you have a lot to offer a partner. You’re pretty, you’re smart-

Regulus: You’re creative, you’re sweet-

Sirius:

Sirius: Oh, did you want me to say something?

Sirius: You have blonde hair, your name is Narcissa.

Narcissa: Thanks, Sirius

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Sirius: Moony, why do good people die young?

Remus: when you’re in a garden full of flowers, which ones do you pick?

Sirius: the ugly ones.

Remus: exactl- wait wait what?

Sirius: because ugly bitches don't belong in my garden.

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Remus, seeing someone doing something idiotic: Oh Merlin what an idiot

Remus, after realising it’s Sirius: Oh no that’s my idiot.

[itxnottonks]

baffy is real fuckers

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Didn’t we always know

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Remus: You know what your problem really is? You're really hot so no one ever told you to shut your stupid mouth.

Sirius: You think I'm hot?

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Andromeda: Reg, Sirius isn’t talking to me.

Regulus: Enjoy it while it lasts

[disorentedfae]

Reblog to give your followers each their own sword.

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[earachne]

Reblog if you are a safe person to talk to

You can message me or send me an anon anytime, ill listen! Even if you just want to come and talk about your life or your worries, ill be there.

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Sirius: It’s not gay if I want to date Remus, but like bros right?

Andromeda: I’m not an expert, but that sounds kind of gay.

Regulus [eating chips]: I’m an expert. That’s gay.

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Sirius: [sniffles]

Regulus: Hey Sirius, you okay?

Sirius: [sniffles again]

Regulus: [awkwardly hugs him] you know we joke around but if there’s anything that’s upsetting you, you can always come and talk to me, I’m your brother… cheer up.

Sirius: Um… I have a cold…

Regulus:

Regulus: If anyone finds out what happened in the last few minutes, no one will ever find you again.

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Andromeda: It’s impossible to say the word ”bubbles“ and make it sound threatening.

Sirius:

[20 minutes later]

Regulus: Can someone please explain why Sirius has been angrily screaming ”bubbles“ on the roof for the past twenty minutes?

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Andromeda, arguing with Narcissa: I am an excelent secret keeper! I’ve kept all of your secrets.

Sirius: What secrets?

Andromeda: Oh no, no, Sirius, I’m not going to tell you because I’m an excellent secret keeper!

[Narcissa walks away]

Sirius: You’ll tell me later?

Andromeda: You already know

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Sirius: DON'T BE SORRY!

James: MOONY, YOU DID NOTHING WRONG!

Sirius: YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL! YOU TRIED TO HELP US, WHICH IS A SWEET MOVE!

James: YOU TRIED TO HELP A SITUATION…

Remus: YOU'RE YELLING NICE THINGS AT ME AGAIN! IT'S VERY CONFUSING!

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Andromeda, walking in: god, what’s burning?

Regulus: your conscience after not doing the dishes this morning.

Sirius, running past them into the kitchen: my mUFFINS

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Heyy how u doing?

Pretty good!

how are you? <3

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Sirius: America has fifty stars. And England has one. Me.