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Barty: not lying to your partner is so difficult.

Remus: true

Barty:I mean how am I supposed to maintain my reputation if I give you the real reasons for why I did what I did.

Remus: yeah, why do you want to know my insecurities bro? Just accept that I'm a bitch like everyone else!

Regulus: sigh

Evan:

Sirius:

James:

Sirius: thank God I'm not alone in this.

#mauraders #hogwarts #barty crouch jr #remus lupin #regulus black #sirius black #james potter #evan rosier #gay #gay wizards #queer #moony and padfoot #wolfstar #jegulus #rosekiller #mauraders incorrect quotes #james x regulus #remus x sirius #barty x evan

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First baby steps🐥

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Sirius was like a 3rd only parent to regulus 🥹🥹

Regulus: are you a serial killer?

James: no (laughs)

Regulus: then why are you being so nice to me? What do you want from me?

James: you. I want the whole you, the little you, the you who knows to trust, the you who knows he's loved, the you who's safe, the you who's happy, the you exactly the way you are.

Regulus: I... I-

James: yes you deserve all this love. Just wait until I prove this to you.

Regulus: *starts crying*

#james loves regulus enough to stay eith him through all his phases #james wants reg to be happy #do my posts even make sense #idk #but this really happened #on a silent street #i was there.. i was the stray cat purring there #hogwarts #regulus black #james x regulus #jegulus #james potter #simp #mauraders incorrect quotes #mauraders

Regulus: I can be too much to handle sometimes.

James: maybe I'll leave when things get harder.

Regulus: ok then.

James proceeds to not leave regulus to the bitter end

#James potter #regulus black #mauraders are chaotic #hogwarts #mauraders incorrect quotes #mauraders #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #jegulus #james x regulus #remus x sirius

Barty Crouch Jr's life is 4 lines

Barty laughing at all his friends for being such simps!

Then one day Evan asked Barty on a friendly date

Fast Forward to Barty hating that he couldn't stand on his words "I'm never gonna fall in love like u guys"

Now he's officially the biggest simp of their group and reaches out to the others for dating advice

#barty crouch jr #hogwarts #mauraders incorrect quotes #mauraders #james potter #sirius black #regulus black #remus lupin #jegulus #james x regulus #remus x sirius #rosekiller #evan rosier #slytherin skittles #pandora and regulus #pandora #simp

*Lily in labour*

James on call : quick drive her to the hospital reg!!

Regulus: NO!! I can't do that!!

James: you can do anything reg! You are awesome!

Regulus: I have NEVER in my life rode a bicycle!

Regulus : I can't drive!!

James: how the hell do you travel?

Regulus: rollerskates!!

Lilly:

#lily is just standing there weighing here chances #why did this even come to my mind #im writing nonsense #hogwarts #mauraders incorrect quotes #mauraders #james potter #regulus black #sirius black #remus lupin #jegulus #james x regulus #remus x sirius #lily potter #labour #prongs #sunchaser

Real conversation I had with my friends but making it mauraders ✨

Sirius: what are you doing prongs?

James: removing all the darkness in me

Sirius: tan removal facial?

James: tan removal facial.

Sirius: I'm gonna bleach my face today !!!

#this is nonsense #my friends are nonsense #mauraders #hogwarts #mauraders incorrect quotes #james potter #sirius black #prongs #padfoot #tanned #harry potter

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First Year Regulus: Do I talk too much?

First Year Evan: My guy, this is the first time you’ve spoken all day and it’s late in the evening.

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c: @akwardsilince

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Regulus does talk too much.. but only with the voices in his head.

Barty would occasionally state an absolutely human fact about himself, then add that's because I'm gay. With full confidence.

All this just to give the straight homophobic to give some gay panic ✨✨

#barty crouch jr #barty #mauraders #hogwarts #mauraders incorrect quotes #dead gay wizards #gay wizards #queer

Someone misunderstands something about Remus,

Remus: Half knowledge is dangerous, I would like to keep you in danger. 😁

#remus lupin #remus x sirius #moony #werewolf #misunderstanding #hogwarts #mauraders incorrect quotes #mauraders #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs

In the wolfstar relationship...

Sirius the yapper and Remus is the listener. But Sirius is always worried about Remus' reactions. He's worried Remus might not be interested in his yapping. But Remus just loves listening to Sirius. No matter what the topic is. He loves knowing him better and absorbing all the information to the point he forgets to react.

#does this make sense to you?#sirius always tries to sound interesting #sirius black #remus lupin #remus x sirius #wolfstar #moony #padfoot #moony and padfoot #hogwarts #mauraders incorrect quotes #mauraders

Wolfstar dating:

Remus calls it a casual relationship.

Sirius is worried how his mother might spoil their wedding and if Reggie would approve or not.

#they are so real #wolfstar #hogwarts #mauraders incorrect quotes #remus x sirius #remus lupin #sirius black #regulus black #gay wedding #gay relationship #mauraders #inspired by my current relationship

If you ignore the 3 A's about me, I'm almost a Saint.

(The 3 A's in question: Arson, Addiction, Arousal)

~ Barty crouch jr.

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Did you read all the young dude? If not, what’s your fav fanfic of the marauders?

I have read ATYD!!! And it is my fav fanfic for the mauraders. The description of Remus is perfect🤌. But yes I ship jegulily so I have read a few fanfics about them too. 😊

#atyd #atyd remus #atyd marauders #mauraders incorrect quotes #mauraders #wolfstar #jegulily

Sirius crying, bawling, throwing up, breaking down into pieces, while having the last 'Ladoo' Euphemia made for diwali.