Jehovah

You have witnessed me my child, go forth and spread my word

[leviathan-offical-deactivated20]

what the hell is the point of saying “tuna fish” if we don’t say “beef mammal”

[ask-thevictim]

OMG ARE YOU THE THING FROM THE THING WHERE YOU DID THE THING TO THE THING AND WENT THING!?

[leviathan-offical-deactivated20]

depends, who’s asking?

[ask-thevictim]

me

[leviathan-offical-deactivated20]

i mean yeah i guess i am, i think

[lacenet-offical]

Hey guyss im lacenet, im new here SO IMMA TAG A BUNCHA U GUYS @alexander-hamilton-offical @arson-offical @abel-official @artemis-offical @ballpit-offical @boyfriend-offical @beelzebub-offical @catboy-offical @castiel-offical @devils-advocate-offical @duck-offical @eden-snake-offical @evil-bread-offical @frog-offical @girlfriend-offical @grim-reaper-offical @homosexuality-offical @heavells-corprate-officail @jeff-offical @jehova-offical @knife-offical @lesbian-vampire-offical @lupa-offical @leviathan-offical @microwave-offical @murder--offical @makoto-yuki-offical @plague-doctor-offical @offical-offical @onion-opinions-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @sans-undertale-offical @sickness-offical @third-wheel-offical @those-goddamned-stairs-offical @thought-process-offical @tree-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @victorian-child-offical @your-grandma-offical @yourfellowhumanstraw @zeus-offical and other officals.

[jehova-offical]

welcome to the ✨officalverse✨

[leviathan-offical-deactivated20]

Oh hello there….

-🃏

y'know, you leave for a couple months and things happen, quite a sabbatical i had, i tell you. I thought my dead whale ex wife became a living whale ex wife but it was actually just this big ole crab taking her, naturally i ate the crab but oh, you shoulda seen it! he was just this big old meanie, i swear! but anyway, you go- you still there? hello? *taps receiver* awhh what happened darlin'? what happened to us? leaving me at the best part of the story, shucks..

[archangel-raphael-offical]

I believe it is my turn to do this.

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @eating-offical @drinking-offical @knights-templar-offical @jehova-offical @official--eve @hells-corprate-offical @the-figure-offical @faa-offical @valentine-cadaver @grims-horse-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @Purgatory-offical @jeff-offical @gayinsanitysquared @sappho-offical

[jehova-offical]

THEY LIVE :33333

[jehova-offical]

Dev Note:

New element added, atomic number 156, yall better find that island of stability bc this one’s a far ways off from that even

[jehova-offical]

guys, yallre really sleeping on chests and chambers and armoires and all that stuff. i added it to let yall have immaculate vibes within your abodes and yet you cast it down as if it were old fashioned.

[jehova-offical]

hey, what if i just threw a hurricane at dc real quick. this might solve some of your issues, just saying

[jehova-offical]

protein is overrated, why build more muscle when you can become plastic and life will be fantastic

[jehova-offical]

im gonna add like three new frogs, not new species just more frogs

[caretaleandotherstuff]

Ah I love my low notes. It means I stay in my lane. :3

I mean, all I need are my moots, and never the impending doom of some popular blog's followers deciding they like me. I would be terrified

But like I'd still post because like I ain't getting offline anytime soon

[caretaleandotherstuff]

What do you mean Anti

Anti what are you doing

ANTI CALM DOWN

Anti.

ANTI YOU BROKE MY FUCKING TUMBLR

[caretaleandotherstuff]

FUCK IT'S BREACHED CONTAINMENT

@antikittysocial WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

NOW I HAVE TUMBLR USER @magitreapr ON ME

[caretaleandotherstuff]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE???

[caretaleandotherstuff]

WHY IS THERE MORE

[rhode-island-empire]

So do we need the list or not

[fiereysky]

hm. perhaps i should summon the notes?

[caretaleandotherstuff]

NOOOOOOO

[fiereysky]

@10knoteposts @walmart-the-official have fun

[purplezrb]

Hey officalverse

[jehova-offical]

woe! plague of notes be upon ye!

[jehova-offical]

aaaaaand i’m back, didn’t die, just got really busy

[edgeofgreatness]

@rosegoldendaydream thanks for the tag babes!!

RULES: you just got a kind of shitty old car and it doesn't have bluetooth. you can only buy 7 CDs and you can't repeat an artist. what are you getting?

omggg not repeating any artists is actually hard, this is gonna be based off what gives car vibes not what are the best albums

in no particular order:

1. the good witch by maisie peters

2. guts by olivia rodrigo

3. five seconds flat by lizzy mcalpine

4. superache by conan gray

5. the secret of us by gracie abrams

6. snow angel by renée rapp

7. frozen 2 soundtrack

tags (no pressure ofc): @oliversantlers @reinanova @moonfulmoony @hotdamnitsmoony @babyqueenfangirl @inherently-weird

[hotdamnitsmoony]

thank you for the tag @edgeofgreatness !! this was hard!!

1. the crux by djo

2. the tortured poets department by taylor swift

3. wasteland, baby by hozier

4. stick season (forever) by noah kahan

5. five seconds flat by lizzy mcalpine

6. sing to me instead by ben platt

7. found heaven by conan gray

tags (no pressure as always): @roselovesthestars @pearlynia @thedvilsinthedetails @addsalwayssick @miss-star-dust @lady-stardust-incarnate

[lady-stardust-incarnate]

ooo right this was really difficult, thank you for the tag!!

1. the rise and fall of ziggy stardust - david bowie

2. riot - paramore

3. double dare - waterparks

4. saviors - green day

5. favourite worst nightmare - arctic monkeys

6. dependency - dopamine

7. found heaven - conan gray

tags: @your-pal-dei @nikosdaydreams @kemisaur @thedvilsinthedetails @mxed-salad-greens no pressure ofc :)

[kemisaur]

No repeat artists? OKAY!

1. Get Weird (expanded version) - Little Mix

2. I'm not getting any taller - Daisy The Great

3. DANZINDAN-POJIDON - INYOMALAND

4. BabyMINT Loading...FUN! - babyMINT

5. Cry Baby - Melanie Martinez

6. Simisola (deluxe) - Simi

7. The Much Much How How and I - Cosmo Sheldrake

Tags: @sparkshock @nikosdaydreams @thegrinningghost @swan2swan @kaiyaninjago 😋

[thegrinningghost]

Hazbin Hotel Soundtrack

The Lightning Thief Musical Soundtrack

Zelda & Chill (ver. 1)

Foxlore by The Crane Wives

Tho I’m A Tortoise by Madilyn Mei

Gold: Greatest Hits by ABBA

The Maybe Man by AJR

If you can’t tell, uhhh, I’ve got an old ahh soul and funky music taste ^^’

Open Tags!

[asterdawn026]

Aye, got to have some appreciation for the music :>

This looks fun, so this is what I got blasting:

Love - (Wave to earth)

After Last Night - (Silk Sonic)

Bad Romance - (Lady Gaga)

Dark Red - (Steve Lacy)

Hamilton - soundtrack - (Lin Manuel Miranda)

Me and Your Mama - (Childish Gambino)

Oops! I did it again (Britney Spears)

No pressure tags!: @aiko-sera @raining-king-of-ithaca @the-song-siren

[aiko-sera]

Thanks for the tag! (๑`✪̤◡✪̤)◞ღ

1. Oh Aphrodite - Lydia the Bard

2. Brain Implosion Energy Drink - Flanger Moose

3. Ruthlessness - Jorge-Rivera Herrans

4. Kingdom - Inko

5. Tale of The Shadow - Sail North

6. Chant (Reprise) - Hadestown

7. Apollo - Mamma

No pressure tags!: 𖠇ຼ.⸜(* ॑ ॑* )⸝𖠇ຼ.

@gremlinlotusannonhere @stargazin-on-mars @hermes-is-my-dealer @punkstarrr @lemonbuggy @apolloinaplaguemask @hekate-offical @bastet-the-best @demigod-jack-hearth

[hekate-offical]

good griffins! average tuesday for me! okay!:

1. rumours- fleetwood mac

2. she hangs brightly- mazzy star

3. the virgin suicides soundtrack- air

4. preachers daughter- ethel cain (this mayyy or may not exist but what if i burned it myself? because i HAVE! CHEW ON THAT LIBERALS)

5. when the pawn hits the conflicts he thinks like a king what he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight and he’ll will the whole thing ‘fore he enters the ring there’s no body to batter when your mind is your might so when you go solo you can hold your own hand and remember that depth is the greatest of heights and if you know where you stand then you’ll know where you’ll land and if you fall it won’t matter cuz you’ll know that you’re right- fiona apple (that was from memory, bow down)

6. born to die~ the paridise edition- lana del rey (does this count because it has 2 cds in it)

7. natural born losers- nicole dollanganger (classic)

@zeus-offical @hera-offical @artemis-offical @artemisofficalsdouble @apollo-offical @aphrodite-offical @the-aphrodite-offical @lesbian-vampire-offical @lesbianism-offical @lesbian-official @sappho-offical @devils-advocate-offical @offical-offical

i’ll leave some tags for you if you reply ;)

[lesbian-vampire-offical]

thank you for the tag :) this was kinda hard because i like a lot of different artists

1: fallen - evanescence

2: riot - paramore

3: three cheers for sweet revenge - my chemical romance

4: collide with the sky - pierce the veil

5: from one - ra

6: the rise and fall of a midwest princess - chappell roan

7: puberty 2 - mitski

@eden-snake-offical @evilducks-offical @official--eve @sappho-offical

(and anyone else who wants to)

[official--eve]

I'm just going to take random songs from my replay playlist lol

1: Bored - Ari Abdul

2: Unsweetened Lemonade - Amélie Farren

3: Circus - Britney Spears

4: I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace

5: Baby Said - Måneskin

6: You Call Me a Bitch Like It's a Bad Thing - Halestorm

7: Last Man Standing - Livingston

@adam--official @the-apple-offical @cain-official @lilith-offical

[cain-official]

My taste in music is kinda chaotic

1. eat ya veggies by bbno$

2. Camp by Childish Gambino

3. Big juicy by Ayesha Erotica

4. The Rise and Fall of a Midwestern Princess by Chappell Roan

5. Alligator Bites Never Heal by Doechii

6. Badlands (Deluxe) by Halsey

7. No Hands (Deluxe Addition) By Joey Valence & Brae

@eden-snake-offical @hekate-offical @50s-housewife-offical

[hekate-offical]

i love how a few of the officals said chappel (GAY 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵)

[can-tab-eater-offical]

Haven’t been tagged but idc

1: The bends - radiohead

2: 21st century breakdown - green day

3: black holes and revelations - muse

4: teens of denial - car seat headrest

5: razzmatazz - I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

6: Forest spirit, sun on your back - Forest spirit, sun on your back

7: Funeral - arcade fire

@archangel-uriel-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @the-first-imp-offical @eating-offical @drinking-offical and anyone else who wants to :)

[snomeraphim]

damn this is rough 1: The Guilty Gear Strive Soundtrack - Daiuke Ishiwatari, AISHA, NAOKI, Arc System Works, Molly Daisy Scarpine

2: The Hamilton Soundtrack - Lin Manuel Miranda and the Original Broadway Cast of Hamilton

3: The Dancefloor at the End of the Universe - Tom Cardy

4: The Wall - Pink Floyd

5: Public Void - Penelope Scott

6: In Case I Make it - Will Wood

7: Razzmatazz - iDKHOW

@leviathan-offical @evil-bread-offical @raphael-offical @jehova-offical @homosexuality-offical

[archangel-raphael-offical]

Ooc or in character?

Ooc:

Uhhh, tbh I dont really know lots of album names...

1: Public void by Penelope Scott

2: meteora by linkin park

3: if I could make it go quiet by girl in red

4: three days grace by three days grace

5: Greatest hits vol 1 by Korn

I have a VERY wide music taste (I like everything but one genre, basically) so this is just what I would pick right now. Other times I might want to pick rap, or R&B, or hip-hop, or classic rock, ect.

@autism-offical @wingedenthusiastnightmare @boop-offical @creepy-guy-in-your-house-offical @emo-offical @eden-snake-offical @evilducks-offical @eating-offical @frog-offical @faa-offical @girlfriend-offical @goose-offical @guillotine-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grims-horse-offical @grim-reaper-offical @hera-offical @hekate-offical @holy-fern-official @imp6492920172660301659303offical @imp-6point9-offical @jehova-offical @khaos-offical @keyboard-official @kat4884-offical @knights-templar-offical @lovecraft-offical @lesbian-vampire-offical @literally-u-offical @makoto-yuki-offical @mc-watchers-offical @mayhem-offical @nasa-official @noah-offical @nyx-offical @offical-skittering-creature @onion-opinions-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @the-aphrodite-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @virgin-mary-offical @zeus-offical

[jehova-offical]

I hath been summoned

1.) Paeonia, Death by Indie

2.) Show me the Blueprints, DaysnDaze

3.) Long Sought Rest, Long Sought Rest

4.) Chaser, Femtanyl

5.) Self-Ish, Will Wood

6.) Escape from the Mobius Strip Mall, Rent Strike

7.) To Risk so Much for one Damn Meal, The Taxpayers

[can-tab-eater-offical]

Notes game?

1: drink a cup of water (repeatable every 20)

10: eat a snack because i always forget to eat

30: draw and post art of an oc I haven’t drawn

55: work on the dnd campaign I’m making for my cousins

78: stop biting my nails so they stop hurting

104: wear my pronoun pin around my extended family for as long as I’m seeing them

162: the oc of a random person who comments “oc”

199: get a clear answer of whether or not my mother is driving me to armageddon

283: specifically ask my parents to use my nouns

74952850003: ask my mother for a binder

red: not reached

white: reached, in progress

green: complete

[doomedyaoioffical]

officals assemble

@satan-offical @satans-child-offical @god-offical @adam-offical @hatman-offical @murder-offical @homosexuality-offical @knife-offical @ireland-offical

i forget everyone else

[armandgender]

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

[hekate-offical]

manifest with me, darlings

[devils-advocate-offical]

we manifest

[marbles-in-a-trashcan]

Everyone else is doing the note game thing so I'm gonna do one of my own.

Orange = In Progress

Green = Done

50 notes - Fix my Sleep schedule

100 notes - Start exercising again

150 notes - Start working on that Youtube replacement I'm making every day

200 notes - Turn the meal timers back on and actually start trying to fix my diet

250 notes - Reduce my screen time

300 notes - Pick up composing beepbox songs again

350 notes - Pick up painting again

400 notes - Get back into making pico 8 games

Edit: Switched a few things around a bit

[artemis-offical]

@god-offical @virgin-mary-offical @jesus-offical @the-holy-ghost-offical @raphael-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @angel-offical @official--eve @tree-of-good-and-evil-offical @the-apple-offical @eden-snake-offical @heavens-corprate-offical @the-pope-offical @confession-booth-offical @purgatory-waiting-room-offical @satan-offical @satans-child-offical @the-first-imp-offical @imp-6point9-offical @imp-3782-offical @imp-6492920172660301659303offical @imp-offical @beelzebub-offical @demon-offical @hells-corprate-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grims-horse-offical @unsatan-offical @the-figure-offical @leviathan-offical @jehova-offical @zeus-offical @poseidon-offical @athena-offical @hades-offical @lupa-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @literally-u-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @small-victorian-child-offical @victorian-child-offical @victorian-adolescent-offical @lgbtq-offical @homosexuality-offical @agenders-offical @gay-flag-offical @bisexuality-offical @homophobia-offical @transphobia-offical @guillotine-offical @jeff-offical @geff-offical @time-offical @monika-offical @makoto-yuki-offical @knights-templar-offical @faa-offical @murder--offical @murder-offical @knife-offical @belphegor-offical @shangdi-offical @eating-offical @drinking-offical @bear-offical @blooket-offical @gimkit-offical @moon-offical @sun-offical @eclipse-offical @human-joe-offical @alien-joe-offical @schrodingers-joe-offical @eminem-throws-stuff-offical @nyx-offical @pandora-offical @fast-food-offical @mcdonalds-offical @offical-girlkisser @worker-offical @mcdonalds-alien-offical @ufo-offical @sappho-offical @ireland-offical @lightningmcqueenofficial @duck-offical @evilducks-offical @gunlicker-offical @man-covered-in-jam-offical @capsicums-offical @black-death-offical @hexagon-offical @offical-offical @chicken-offical @kat4884-offical @tyr-offical @jareth-offical @philotes-offical @thanatos-offical @dante-offical @onion-opinions-offical @coffin-maker-offical @dr-house-offical @microwave-offical @susan-offical @changeling-offical @genderfliud-offical @catboy-offical @farting-offical @doomed-by-the-narrative-offical @beep-boop-bot-offical @communism-offical @old-mcdonald-farmer-offical @alcoholic-father-offical @cloud-offical @those-goddamned-stairs-offical @not-a-monster-offical @truth-offical @misinformation-offical @adam-offical @ballpit-offical @backrooms-offical @poolrooms-offical @cat-offical @thought-process-offical

I will finish this later

[jehova-offical]

okay, the barking crabs were a bad idea, way too loud and for some reason other crustaceans started barking as well

[luainthewild]

I wish I woke up tomorrow in a world where I don't have to see a single AI generated image ever again

[jehova-offical]

solar flare incoming

[jehova-offical]

i’m still working on the update yall, this isn’t a cubeworld situation, trust