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@sayahastoomanyblogs
Did they think to choose by biomass?
Actually I got an idea for an “algorithm” to make it actually interesting maybe
1) each city gets most common animal
2) if multiple cities have same most common animal, it goes to the city with the most of that animal, and each city chooses the next most common animal
3) repeat until all cities named
i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.
like the usual arguments are "not everyone can afford video games or have the software to pirate" or "you can be a fan of a game's story, but not it's gameplay" but also some people just have more fun watching other people be really good at starcraft or speedrun super mario 64, i don't think that's a particularly out of the box way to engage with the medium.
There is no difference between watching speed runs or let's plays and watching golf or basketball or some other sport on tv. I will not change my mind about this. It's the same thing.
The tags are everything I know. I am sharing this with every single one to try and spread the word.
respost this anyone who can
make a salad but your contribution is the object nearest to you
tag people if u want idk
i'll start:
UNO CARDS
Bucket 😭
Atleast we got smth to put the stuff in
And this is open, literally anyone is free to join
But here are my recent favourites
@blackbat-batgirl @thegirlblunder-spoiler @redhoodisalive @raedhood @xxdickiebirdxx @nightwing-xoxo-again @reality-of-prime @the-revenantknight @glitterweirdo
Shoe rack. WOW
@dapotatoking277 @the-thunderstar-heir @formerglory25 @silverpenguin13 @polockski
Car door
@nyx-is-the-blank-canvas uhhh whoever else
My younger brother???????
@m-ozzy @lemedstudent2021 @ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead and open tags!
oh uhm
my cat…
@stargazin-on-mars @bugwolfsstuff @literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli
my earphone
@random-indian-girl @king-of-the-underworld-13
The tears of Nerakhis musical...
@thatchaoticbookworm , @obsessivebookwormalert
the song of achilles @obsessivebookwormalert @girl-on-the-subway @shenanigan42 @shaethecrow @miasago @p3rpetual-moti0n
My magnesium lotion
@fancysheepnacho @souperache
My notebook
@obsessivebookwormalert @coffee--spill @the-one-and-only-piper-offical
Raccoon plushie 🥹
Open tags
cucumbers
snacking on cucumber slices finally paid off :D
@cats-and-space @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @the-dragonian @unan-zin @weedleysnumberonefan @yourfavoritecuntist + anyone else who wants to join
an empty magic the gathering commander deck box.
@pukicho @evil-pukicho-real-offical @anonmous-offical @dragon-in-a-fez @teabooteboot @the-grim-reaper-offical @the-randomest-of-usernames
fake plant
im too lazy to tag
andy capp's cheddar fries
@finnian-night @kingoftheloonybinza @kitty-kat-kal @holybananapants @noepo
Pokemon Cards! @kingoftheloonybinza @kitty-kat-kal @kayninee @wh0rerf4n @imjayyouregay @iamcassian
Hot buttered rum candle 😭
@letters-not-opened11 @theweirdqueerthing @bl0odwh0re + others I’m lazy
NOT MY WEIGHTED SLOTH PLUSH
AAAHHHHH T^T
@darkorange00 @darkotorclash @endyark @saph-the-queer and whoever else wants to ^^
Hehe
a FULL magic the gathering commander deck box
@siffrininstarsandtime @siffrinsonionquiche @im-bad-at-names-okay @14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat
earbuds
@soggysaucepackets-offical @weirdo-offical @killer-offical @do-not-u-dare
ruler
tv remote
@hes-the-smoke-iamthefire @insertcoolurlhereplease @iamthe-veil-thatyou-pierced
phone
anyone can join im lazy
aslo @grand-immortal-dictator-offical
Full watermelon
@supersizedmcshizzel @raven-ven
the roach that terrorised my brothers room last night and is now twitching upside down
@centralperkpoet @yourlocalgrammarfreak @m1dnightdancer @arikakari @moonyisnotonfire
Is anyone allergic
@werepire05 @quantumm76 @atsecretgardensinmymind @29prlsinyourkss @cavepoets @lizdrinkstea @czache78 @morthorns @watered-down-lemonade + open tags!! :]
NO I WANT YOUR CAT HES SO CUTE
my bunny stuffed animal snowflake i’ll miss you :((
npt: @mossycereustea @justalunaticfangirl @drpeppercreamsodaa @quantumm76 @bl3lley and open tags!
Cream crackers because for some reason I still have that pack in my room (on my nightstand). I'm so neat and tidy, and organized, I know xD
Chose this because I'm not sacrificing any of my stuffed animals. UNLIKE YOU, RAIN—
hope you guys like clay
@theforgottennarrator @vibrantly-yours @ramdomassaccountname + open tags
woah are you that one guy from the Magnus Archives that has a label maker of doom???
Okay so I’m going to add a McDonald’s beef burger patty but it has chopped up onions and pickles on it because they fucked up my order
hmmmm….. tags…….
@entity-system @fractoluminescence @a-crow-dont-know-the-smell-of-co
hairbrush
@ anyone who wants to do this
stuffed snowman
that's gonna be. dry. weirdly textured once you get to the stuffing
@hardtobethebardbitch @aerowolf @alorekeeper @achillbeing (+ anyone else who wants to join!)
A big double-sided comforter
@shydeerwolf @kingmackinac @100percentevil @round-hatches-are-terrifying @windydayandrain @bread-lord-khubz @aro-geo-turtle @purple-egg-yolk @nyrhtak04 @cyclical-error @queenfishiethemagnificent @l3st1b0urn3s-707 @marmot-bee-person @beginning-to-be-happy @sayahastoomanyblogs @chompasaurus @opo55omrevolution @iwasmateo @i-am-a-radioactive-paperclip @endless-demon @laska-the-wookiee @mildlybizarrecorvid
Yamaha PSR E363 keyboard lol
@idylls-oftheking @nixie-offical @lotus-eater-brain @anonmous-offical @anonymouscringe + anyone else who wants to join
uhh walker’s razor earmuffs (theyre very good at noise cancelling w/o needing a bt connection)
@theauthor27 @marius-vonraum @boospooky78 @eviltoxicmosssauce + open tags!! ^_^
The heroin was there too, Rocky just didn't gaf.
Humans Are Weird compared to other aliens because all of their elements they needed for instellar/intergalatic travel are present on their worlds already but we have to invent our own
Alien: what do you mean you created- you cant just INVENT new elements, thats now how this works!
Human Scientist: Well, its not easy, but we made a bunch of them, like time crystals!
Alien: what in the name of the gods of sshlao are time crystals.
Human Scientist: this! (Shows off time crystal)
Alien: ??????????????
Alien: thats not even a real object! How is that an element???
Human Scientist: we dont know, but quantum computing works a lot better with them there!
Alien: YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND THEM?
high ambient background football levels reminded me to actually finish this Personal Lore That Caused My Books comic
@yourl0calqueer date idea
OKAY YAY!!!!
I can’t remember if I told you guys this but my grandpa paid a guy to put up a rock retaining wall in the backyard when my grandparents moved into their house in 1966. They live at the bottom of a mountain. The wall finally collapsed this year and my grandfather with dementia was PISSED OFFFFFF and he wanted so badly to call the guy who did it and chew him out for doing a bad job. My grandma is trying to explain that the wall lasted 60 years and the guy who did the work is probably dead and it TURNS OUT HE IS STILL ALIVE. Now we’re worried grandpa is going to get through to him (small town) and we’re going to see two 85 year old men come to blows over a rock wall that has been there since the mid-60s. My grandpa is a scrapper, he’s been to jail over a bar fight, the possibility that he WOULD fight this guy is high.
To top it off? The stone mason is the only person in town with one arm so grandpa would definitely recognize him if he saw him. If that is your grandpa, please protect him from my grandpa.
“the gay community was never racist”
shit y’all still are to this day
I’m glad my post got around.. ppl need to see some history
I’m glad my post got
around.. ppl need to
see some history
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.
Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."
I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job
Saw someone say that most intelligent alien life forms are likely prey animals, so I wanted to add something after falling down the humans are space orcs rabbit hole for the millionth time.
Humans are predators right? But in our day to day lives we don’t really act like predators very often. Very few of us actually have an experience with hunting, with one exception; bugs. Especially flies or mosquitoes.
Imagine you board a ship and all of your crew mates are life forms from other planets, all of them just so happen to be prey. You’re an engineer and general aren’t seen as very threatening. You’re the first human the crews ever had on board so they have no reason to think you would be. That is until somehow a fly gets onto your ship.
It’s meal time and this fly just will not stop bothering you. No one else seems to be doing anything so you decide to be the one to kill it. You go dead still and track it with your eyes, watching to see where it lands. Once it does you move slowly until your hand is directly above it, holding your breath before slamming your hand down. Finally the pesky bug is gone and you can go back to eating. To you it’s no big deal. I mean it’s just killing one bug right? But when you look up after rubbing the dead fly off the table with your shirt, everyone’s staring at you with a look of shock, horror, or fear.
After a minute or two everyone seems to unfreeze and go back to what they were doing, still nervously glancing over their shoulders at you every minute or so.
After that your crew mates seem to always be slightly on edge around you. Listening to you more often than before, and letting you lead in situations where violence might need to be resorted too. While it’s not technically your job on explorations, you in no way mind being able to protect your crew.
Plz tell me how to tag this is my first time posting something I actually spent time thinking about.
getting emotional over this meme
