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xe/ze/they |Call me Fier or Ari im cool with either| The concept of humor itself | Being of chaos | Writer (both original works and fanfiction) | I am THE biggest fan of Child of Light this title is not up for debate

[fiereysky]

looks at you with my queer little eyes

[assignedmale]

[herosparky]

Some prideful pikas for this pride month

[roseoilz]

translucent fabric sculptures by korean artist do ho suh

[prokopetz]

The whole "Elvis sighting" thing is hilarious because, like, the first documented career Elvis impersonators began working over twenty years before the guy even died. I wonder why a public figure who has a whole industry of people who look and sound like him would generate an unusual number of posthumous sightings? It Is A Mystery.

[bluestockingbaby]

[chilewithcarnage]

this is the second case ive seen of a black child going missing and then found lynched, what the fuck is going on

[glamygdala]

Her name is Juliana Nzita.

[d1anna]

Donate in MEMORY OF JULIANA NZITA, organized by Bueia Umba

Hi, my name is Bueia Umba and I am fundraising for Juliana Nzita. It is with deep sorrow… Bueia Umba necesita tu apoyo para Donate in MEMOR

her family’s gofundme!!

[taragrimface]

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

[taragrimface]

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

[taragrimface]

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

[taragrimface]

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

[serenity-bitty]

ouch

[lowpawly]

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

[triangleguy]

[satanfemme]

otherwise interesting post ruined by the bold insistence that you can never accidentally abuse someone & that all abusive people are self-aware evil masterminds

[satanfemme]

I don't think my parents are aware that what they did was abuse. in fact I think one of the reasons they abused me was because they lacked the self-awareness, introspection, and education needed to realize what they were doing counted as abuse. if they did have more self awareness &etc, they would have likely stopped. it is not productive to insist they woke up in the mornings with the intent to psychologically torture a kid for no reason, when that is self-evidently not the case or within their motivations.

I'm speaking annecdotally here but I think many cases of abuse are like this. I think when reckoning with the reality of how abuse functions in our society, you must come to terms with the mundanity of it including the fact that abusive people are primed to overlook the harm of their own actions through the shield of mundanity and (lack of) intent.

[fairycosmos]

youre supposed to not be like this by my age but whatever

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

[no-chill-at-all]

[no-chill-at-all]

[askoverkill]

ok yeah i'll post this one here

[somevirtualnolife]

the kicker is he was being asked if his work was coming from the approach of man vs. nature aka “THE ENVIRONMENT STRIKES BACK” but no. his literal words were along the lines of “sharks are not very scary if you are never in the water so i had to make them scarier, and now they have legs.”

[cookingwithroxy]

Junji Ito has the best fucking take on horror, which is ‘wouldn’t that be weird’ and then he draws it into the most terrifying thing possible.

[virgoiscariot]

[the-uncalm-nipples]

One of his strangest stories is about a cursed type of honey that, when ingested, is guaranteed to be the best thing you’ve ever tasted. But, if you consume it, you have a 25% of being flattened like a pancake by a giant tree demon. Characters eat it, get addicted, and that addiction forces them to risk it over and over again until they eventually get turned into a gory puddle by this ghost tree thing. 

It’s a weird story, but the funny part is that Ito wrote it because he thought it would suck to be a mosquito.

[lilmpha]

Happy pride!

Let me know in my inbox if there are any other flags you would like to see me draw :]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[rotting-in-red]

RB GAME!!!

your username is now ur ability

Describe it in any way that you'd use it or what it would do

Like mine is rotting in red, so my ability should probably be able to cause any being to decay by infecting their blood or smth

Tags ↓

@silvertrail-forgotten @tilskkarishma @the-weeping-menhera-idol @urlocalenigma @dig1tal-devil @dyztopia @l1ttl3-b0r3d-b4by @mamegoma-seal @1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow @plague-crane @potatothemouse @sugarysakurakitty @c0nfessionsofar0ttens3na @crushmyprettyheart

[luckypromethea]

Mine's quite obvious. It'd be luck, I assume.

Though, you could say that it'd have something to do with fire due to the promethea part of my username.

Then again, the promethea is derived from the species of moth, not the Greek titan. Hm...

@too-sapphic-to-function @redwinesupanover @wolfinink + open tags.

[redwinesupanover]

i think i’d be able to make wine explode or stars and turn it into wine

@yoursleepdemon @youngjusticerulez @foundheaven013 @imnotafraidtodisappear + er open tags

[foundheaven013]

uhhh i’d be able to find heaven?

@poetsia @not-really-a-conjunction @urlocalsaxplayer @krowturnedkid

[not-really-a-conjunction]

well i'm confused

i'll be good at grammar?

[holymolyitssam]

I've just got the element of surprise

my username is what people yell when I show up

@incognitostunner and open tags

[incognitostunner]

id be ...invisible...but everyone would know I'm cool? @tr1dent1al-reg1c1de uhhhmm open tags

[marquise-spinneret-mindfag]

so........ cool as fuck gay pir8? yea nothing new

[accidentallyoccidental]

white person

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

So has anyone seen 1963 film The Birds

[villain-official]

I have villain powers

[reallysaneguy]

I'd continue being a normal and sane guy 👍

@imabiscuitinthousandworlds @drowninginmytbr @greymoon-waverider

[greymoon-waverider]

I'm surfing on a grey moon??

@donuts-multifandom-hellhole

[donuts-multifandom-hellhole]

I can create a hellhole that's multifandom????

@dako-senpai @1beetle-bug1 @chaoticnerdsstuff @whitebeltwriter @worldenoughntime @weirdbutdecentart @whimsicalworms @e-strange-lover @ego-osbourne @unknownzapy @ideklolwat @ihavenoconsistentinterests @orioncorium @onwardpasserine @a-midwinter-night-dream-86 @stormbeyondreality @darling-leech @fluffyninja91 @feuersaenger @ferretsarefurryappendagedsnakes @gayasshitye @heavybreathingcatt @hurdying-gurdily @hired-help @haxo-wolfie @hyperwitch @kyoodledoodle @keylockedheart @lordcryosrealmoftrash @luminescenthunter @lemon69lol @loafchampion @xx-skullheartz-xx @vivianexesworld @violettalespinner @nashonearth @nighting-crow @notloavern @neopolitanblast @narabea06 @maplespice

[ihavenoconsistentinterests]

FUCKKK

open tags

[artemisiamasterofnone]

you- you have everything...

Uhhh my user is masterofnone which means that... everything but really average?? And artemisia means blessing of the goddess artemis and also a flower...

Homies how OP am i

@soil-clown @obsessivebookwormalert @flyerguardian @chocymilkmilo @jacksfoxevangeline @nemothebookfish and uhh

[flyerguardian]

Guess I can fly and guard people now, cool hehhehehe :b

@caravalxjurdan240 @wrensvoices @isoldmysoultothefae OPEN TAGSSS

[isoldmysoultothefae]

the fuck can I do? Fae shit? What do fae do?

@ellie-moonbeam @bardorsomethinglikethat @six-sox @st4ry3mi and @stargazer56cipher

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Fae stuff. Obviously.

Imma Bard. A really bad Bard. I can uhhh, make people sing along to my bad Bard songs.

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @hyyl18 @ellie-moonbeam @mustard-in-a-bottle @formulaparkolympian @gravitytrips @cringingwithabook @achillesfinch14

[formulaparkolympian]

Im now a demigod born of the Olympians who can play nu metal and is absolutely goated at open wheel racing.

Michael Schumacher who???? 😎

@rose-thornzz @longlive-thegoatking @lylacain @potatoanarchist @pizz1994 @biohazardousam @jewelsm481 @c0sm1c-love @calico-kattt @calypso-the-nymph @choliosus @meerman28 @samsam8123 @staramg12 @selenegoldsmith @aikaisdyingwithstrawberries @ace-of-5pades @annabeth-chase-enjoyer @envyshipper2011 @katarinaek @krakenstay29 @hyperfixaredweirdo @hazardousracer

[selenegoldsmith]

I'm the sister of an extremely powerful elder vampire

+open tags cuz I'm lazy

[thevillainisalwaysthebest]

im just the sidekick to the villain I guess well I get to make villains the best guy I don't know

@cookiekitkat84 @indigoisaspookyghost

@thedamsolangelofan @psyche-official

[psyche-official]

thanks for the tag!

i'm a soul stealer and mind reader :D

open tags!

[axylcalcorcipher]

My oc is my power. I shall become friends with her and be cool. :D

(Literally have no other ideas as to what I could do with my username).

@anincarnationofchaos @binarycode404 @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @smds-but-posts @20thcenturytroodon @badoodleoo @frozenfoxer @i-enjoy-the-gays +open

[20thcenturytroodon]

become denosar

@baskeraskerville @artemisardw +open

[artemisardw]

Well, the Artemis stands for Artemis fowl so i guess I'm a boy genius

And the a r d w stands for anime reading drawing writing so

I'm a boy genius who can do all four things.

@carabinerbracelets @c4erm @the-till-to-their-mizi @metalinjector95

[c4erm]

ty for tag

I mean... its a weird spelling for caerme (falling) and carmine so ig the ability to control blood in someone's body and drag it/ultra gravity it so they die ig that sounds cool

I'd probably use it as defense and work for vampires

Ts sounds like a cool oc idea

@nenadatank13 @whosmonkeyy @m1s0ne @reizorblade-needs-help @tabris-the-seventeenth-angel + open tags

[nenadatank13]

i get to blow people up.... Wait pause .

@babyghoul138 @la-sa-ru-ca @lilpainter4321 @daniiiiiil

@reizorblade-needs-help

[babyghoul138]

I get to summon little ghouls to sick people with🤔🥹

tagging @screamintoad @ayten-is-living @bunniehunn @amai-sakura-chan AND ANYONE ELSE THAT WANTS 2 JOIN!!!

[kawaii-queen-kaiju]

HER NAME IS GOOOOOODZILLAAAAAAAA BUM BAH DA BUUUUUMMMMMM *to the tune of 'JOHN CENA'*

[hisuianserperior]

I straight up have the powers of a Pokemon. I can work with that

@daburdboi @reshramlove1ob @scarscloudie

[reshramlove1ob]

I got the power of temu reshiram and love

@randomperson3071 @rondisesss @iinkxerror

[dragon-tamer-1]

I get to tame dragons!!

@bluepallilworld @shinechermont @ari-cuno @amarald @aoi-kanna @kurolini

[amarald-pastry]

I can to make desserts made of amethyst and emeralds! Jewel cutters gonna hate me ✌️

@star-gamerxox @seertale @laf-e-taffy and anyone else wanna join?

[laf-e-taffy]

Thanks for the tag ama!

I guess I can make taffy that makes people laugh??

@mel-loly @bluepallilworld @basilzkoolartstuff @theopalofmachina & anyone else who wants to join!

[theopalofmachina]

id probably be able to create machines out of opals?

@raileurta @bl0eish @keferon @captain-heartstrings & anyone else who wants to join

[raileurta]

Well I was wondering if anyone had noticed and would mention it but by this point I’ll just bring it up- my name is “A True Liar” just spelled backwards.

So I guess I would have the ability to make up lies anyone would be believe I just have to say them backwards. Which honestly sounds like a pretty dope power.

@pedawriter @transformers-and-taxa @the-eater-of-the-snacks

[batghostgirlfan]

I suppose i would get all the powers of a ghost and of all sorts of bats.

@justawannabearchaeologist @letslipthehounds @transingthoseformers @favesgrave @echoblaze5 @melishade

[justawannabearchaeologist]

… Oh, come on. I know I don’t really use it in this economy, but I still actually have the degree-

[mazamba]

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS!?

[lilly-the-menace7]

GREMLIN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!

uhhh do i tag someone? i don’t know people lol i’ll just tag the first random person i get by putting in random letters

@fhskakfhsks-blog you are the chosen one by my letter spam

[isaactheautobot]

I can now become any autobot. I would abuse this mercilessly because I am fully aware how bs some of their powers are. I would also have an existential crisis if I actually got this because I know what exists in the Transformers lore and do not want to deal with that insanity.

[weir-wulf]

I guess I can make small walls in water, and summon and control wolves, or turn into one?

Or.

Flat out turn into the OC whose name it is.

Spose I'll tag @vicmillen and @spacetime1969

[spacetime1969]

Space time manipulation, I can warp space and control time :)

I can think of a few things i could do with that :)

@dinsfire24 @three3prayingmantis @your-royal-reblogger @brains-out-rn

[three3prayingmantis]

1. I can turn into three different pray mantis

2. I have ok ish camouflage and can stab things very fast

@ for any of you might want to give this a go

@dragonflylover545 @comicgoth666 @guesswhoppeeked @robotswashingdishes @rcwaffles @nugget-of-terror @artistic-argonian

[nugget-of-terror]

Apparently I as a nugget inflict existential terror upon being percieved.

Fear me! :3

Tags + anyone who wants to join in(no pressure):

@thecattening @sigh-the-kraken @ghost-of-inks @freakasaurus-rex

[freakasaurus-rex]

dinosaur 🦖

open tags

[fiereysky]

oh cool. sky is on fire now