[grimelords]

I want to make an infomercial where it’s not clear what the guy’s selling. Like he’s demonstrating how powerful this vacuum is by sucking up a bowling ball but then he starts showing you how strong the bowling ball is by dropping it on some knives, but then he’s showing how the knives haven’t been damaged at all by using them to cut through some shoes and it goes on and on for two hours then just loops back to the start while a number flashes on screen the whole time and if you call it it just echoes whatever you say back to you.

[yoursummerdreamz]

[thetattedstoner]

Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could’ve been avoided if you just would’ve been an ass hole??

[mickeyblades]

Things that turn me on: ripping the plastic off a new game

[gothamswhore-deactivated2016031]

New book smell.

[thebeauramos]

Intelligence and empathy.

[1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1]

big tiddies

[junglelauren-blog]

[fuckyeahnerdpr0n]

whelp, I can now turn off the internet, I have seen everything

[eldritch-elegy-deactivated20131]

He also wore sweaters because of tattoos I believe he got in the Navy.

[mu5icliz]

All this time i thought he was the image of suburbia. Turns out he’s more street than i am

[pink-cactusslut]

oh my god.

[trsts]

[thebossbaby-official]

Do you know any hard core frozen porn blogs?

uh i only know about these three so have fun with it

[readyforfriday]

PLEASE CLICK ON THEM

[grandestrology-deactivated20150]

I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened

[torontomami-deactivated20160330]

I wasted so much fucking time with you.

[renkris-deactivated20130506]

Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.

The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.

[anus]

OMG I was preparing myself to be enraged by him making some horrible comment but now I’m crying in Starbucks GOD DAMMIT

[museumlad]

Christ I am not okay with these fEELINGS

[heyfunniest]

IM BAWLING

[fly-high-be-fearless52]

That’s so cute I wanna cry

[niall-ate-mynamee]

Is there a Gordon Ramsay fan base on this site??? And where can i join???

[prismatic-bell]

Spoilers, she won. Her cookbook is on sale now.

Also, this is the very first apple pie she ever made.

Also, can we please take notice OF HOW HE DESCRIBES IT FOR HER? Ramsay was extremely conscious during the entire season that she would require different tactics than the other contestants; this was not the only time he became her eyes, nor the only time he did things like that scrape of the knife so she could actually have a sense of her work.

And if you really want to bawl like a baby? During final four or final three, I forget which, the remaining contestants got photos from home. Christine’s husband sent their wedding photo—which she had never seen. Ramsay paused before starting the challenge to describe to her not only her husband—the look of love and joy on his face—but also herself as a bride, so she could see in her mind how the two of them looked together on their wedding day.

It was extremely obvious nobody had ever thought to do that before.

This man should be a fucking icon not just for his cooking, but for how he treats those who are different. During the same season he asked a handsome young man, making conversation during auditions, if he had a girlfriend. The man responded that he was gay. Ramsay, without missing a beat: “I’m sorry. Have you got a boyfriend, then?” No drama, no “oh my GOSH! You’re GAY? TOKEN CHARACTER :DDDD” just a very quick, simple whoops-my-mistake and the corrected inquiry. And then he never brought it up again! It was just a thing he learned, getting to know a contestant.

Yes, he can be harsh on MasterChef and downright cruel on Hell’s Kitchen (although if you were a sous chef and you served me raw pork that was not pork tartare, I’d scream too). But he’s not an ogre; he’s a polite man with a gigantic heart who simply happens to take no shit from those who should know better.

[angrygirlcomics-prime]

I really love Gordon Ramsay and his willingness to learn from others

You see how nasty he gets on Kitchen Nightmares but he goes into another chef’a kitchen and lets them treat him like shit when they’re teaching him

He once tried to learn how to make hand pulled noodles from a Chinese chef and he didn’t patronize or condescend just treated him with total respect and let the man call him an idiot when he failed and took it all with a great sense of humor

I follow his twitter and he’s just so funny and nice and I LOVE HIM OK

[bipper-billdipper-deactivated20]

What a sweet man, though. Have you seen the way he acts with kids. Just ugh. Amazing!

[jelly13]

OMG the feels!!!

[gaskartn-blog]

what the fuck

[jelly13]

I just can’t get over the fact that someone actually did this... the fuck?

[thebestoftumbling]

[corixvicious]

OH MY GOGJSIGKWNS

[mxnhenny]

Lmfaooo

[elasticheartxo-deactivated20210]

The editing skills are getting out of control LMFAO

[ultrafacts]

(Fact Source) for more facts, follow Ultrafacts

[riteofswing]

2000 years later: “The strange glyphs appearing on gravestones from the early 21st century onward remain a mystery. These astoundingly complex patterns (no two exactly the same) have been found on many other 21st century artifacts, and are believed to have religious significance. Recovered images suggest they were probably sacred to the ancient North American god, Apple, and were meant to ensure that the departed would continue to be financially successful in the afterlife.”

[bedlamsbard]

As an archaeologist I can confirm that that is pretty much exactly what will happen in the future.

[collectivized-apiary-deactivate]

Okay but now I’m imagining archaeologists somehow finding this post and translating it, and once it’s done they read it and just throw a fucking tantrum cause they got shit on 2,000 years in the past.

[jelly13]

I’m gonna have one on mine that sends people to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[blackgirlsreverything]

it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t be scared of “losing him”

he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping

[fffddd09-deactivated20170610]

Girls need to be taught this from such an early age.

[rockxxoutxxright]

a boner is not a medical condition. you are under no obligation to do anything.

[bookstoner]

[acutelesbian]

A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover’s once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life. Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes.

[reblog-gif]

[dirtylittledamsel]

this is literally mario kart