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the ashtrays in airplane bathrooms are a fascinating harm reduction metaphor. yes it's illegal as hell to smoke in there. yes there's a smoke detector that will snitch on you the second you light up. so why is there an ashtray? because if there weren't, your single momentary dumbass crime could kill 300 people. it is fucking vital that if someone does have a lit cigarette on a plane, they have a place to safely put it out.

deceasedcardinal

blupeeblep

Like to charge, reblog to cast

hadesisqueer

The Bridgerton house employees' faces when they asked who did all the work in Sophie's old house if they only had eight people there and Sophie said she did... They knew she came from an abusive household damn Araminta count your days

callmefirefly

My reaction to Benedict talking to Sophie at the end of episode 4:

“If you wish me to leave, I will. But the truth is, I stay away because you consume me. My eyes search for you in every room I enter. My heart beats when you are near. The reality of you has become more tantalising than any fantasy could be, and one I cannot live without. I meant it when I said you deserve better, and I am determined to give it to you and more. Sophie..”

“Be my mistress.”

dreichsmirr

My abortion was really one the most hated kind of abortion. I wasn't underage. I wasn't raped. I wasn't in medical need.

I got pregnant not through some fluke or 1 in a 100 contraceptive failure. I got pregnant because I was knowingly and willfully having unprotected sex. Out of wedlock too if that matters.

It was my own fault, I was being irresponsible because I knew I could always get an abortion if I got pregnant. My abortion was as close as it comes to 'using abortion as a contraceptive' as anti-choicers love to say.

I didn't abort it because my health was in danger or because I didn't have the ability to care for it or whatever else. I did it purely because I didn't want a child. I wanted sex and I didn't want to deal with any consequences from it.

There's no moral here. I don't feel bad about it whatsoever. I suffered no karmic consequences or punishment from god. My life is amazing. I want to rub this in the face of every conservative and anti-choicer. I did the terrible thing. I had an abortion for the most selfish of reasons and literally nothing happened. Suck it.

magicmooshka

recently my friend's comics professor told her that it's acceptable to use gen AI for script-writing but not for art, since a machine can't generate meaningful artistic work. meanwhile, my sister's screenwriting professor said that they can use gen AI for concept art and visualization, but that it won't be able to generate a script that's any good. and at my job, it seems like each department says that AI can be useful in every field except the one that they know best.

It's only ever the jobs we're unfamiliar with that we assume can be replaced with automation. The more attuned we are with certain processes, crafts, and occupations, the more we realize that gen AI will never be able to provide a suitable replacement. The case for its existence relies on our ignorance of the work and skill required to do everything we don't.

desolatus

Victor Nizovtsev

underratedgrapeju1ce

i'm so fucking over it

bad-faith-misinterpreter

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

underratedgrapeju1ce

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

caustic-pixie

OP the tags!!

howdidthisevenhappenanyway

happy wash your fucking water bottle wednesday

notthestarwar

THE MOUTHPIECE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT BIT

Please guys I'm begging you

kaijuno

brostardude

Steven and greg being the type of family to kiss on the mouth and its 'normal' (its not normal).

Greg being like 'yeah, other parents do this with their kids sometimes, it's fine! Hes my Son! I need to show him i love him!' Just in denial about how he likes it Too Much.

Steven fully not knowing there are people who consider it weird when families do that with their younger kids, or that it's REALLY weird that they still do it into Stevens teenage/ adulthood. 'Yeah my dad kisses me, of course! He loves me and I love him! : ) why would it be weird that we use tongue sometimes?'

And the gems not understanding human relationships to understand why its weird/ a general tabboo among humans, especially at Stevens age, so they don't stop it if they see it.

This would either continue forever, or they would have a moment where like, Steven cums in his pants or something cause it feels so good and he's fine with it (cause again he just. Doesn't Know why it would be wrong) and Greg just has to be like. Huh. Maybe it's not normal Achewally.

Cue the self deprecation on Greg's end, but it probably wouldn't entirely stop, at least not forever lol.

pangur-and-grim

I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything

moshroom

he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced

moshroom

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

moshroom

wayslidecool

the grinch is fucked up right. he was created specifically as a critique of the commercialization of christmas, but now all his edge has been sanded off. now he's a generic mascot for "hates christmas," which is great to have because the commercialization of christmas has become so overbearing that that's a demographic you can market to! and now he's just part of the Christmas Fold. he's santa's edgier joker counterpart. he has become the very thing he sought to destroy. back in november i checked out a customer with a $1100 order and most of it was grinch merchandise

shorthistorian

fjordfolk

i know this isn't the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found