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AND DON´T USE AI.

Edit: if you do use ai... tag it

[jellyfish-eating-a-sandwhich]

why does my dog activity try to jump into incoming cars.

Like girl, I love you so much and I don't want you to be squished. It's a big loud rumbly thing 20x your size coming towards you- why do you think you should be in front of it???

[lemonadesoda]

Hurricane Lala Mutual Aid

Hi everyone, I'm not seeing a lot of posts about this right now, but Hawaii has been severely impacted by Hurricane Lala this weekend, especially the southern part of Hawaii Island.

‘Utter Devastation’: Lala Turns Hawaiʻi Upside Down, Spares Some

Even as the hurricane settled into a tropical storm, it bore down across the island chain, hitting rural Big Island harder than other areas.

There are many isolated communities over there and the roads have been completely destroyed in some places, and power and water are out, potentially for weeks to months. This is just the worst impacted zone but the entire state received impacts and hundreds of thousands have been without power and/or water.

This is a link to a spreadsheet created by Hawaii Mutual Aid, which is a volunteer organization that curates a list of gofundmes for families and local businesses who need help. This group has been active in helping people get access to mutual aid since the Lahaina wildfire so I trust it but you can find out more on their instagram @hawaiimutualaid. Please share and donate if you can. It has been a rough year for a lot of people with the record-breaking storms in March as well.

Hurricane Lala Support - GoFundMe & Venmo List

If other trusted donation orgs come up, I'll try to update this post with them.

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

I have never read or watched Death Note and i know the whole ‘book that kills people’ premise but from all the shit i see on here it seems to be two teenaged boys acting out this scene over and over

[jellyfish-eating-a-sandwhich]

Where I live just recently got hit by a fairly decent storm, of which we had pretty good warning about. "Hey get prepared, make sure you have batteries, non parishable food, water, etc" That kind of stuff.

Of which my family did none of. We all had what could be described as a nonchalant attitude about the whole thing. In fact out of all of my family I was the only one who did any ounce of preparation.

What did I do, you may be asking.

I downloaded my fics off of ao3...

Yk in case we lost power

[icaseybaybee]

[lettuce-from-the-salad-bar]

[pridoo]

did Kakashi ever TELL his students about how he got his Sharingan or did he just dissociate to flashback land and assume that everyone else would get the story from context clues once Obito showed up

[badninken]

Kakashi was too busy spiraling to start talking about the childhood he never ever mentions to anyone except in vague and deeply disturbing comments. And I don't think Obito ever told Kakashi how he survived getting crushed by a rock. They just thunk all of that really hard to themselves while staring at each other.

(I think everyone else got the sad Obito flashback highlights reel beamed straight into their heads through Naruto's psychic battle with Juubito but my memory is foggy)

[pridoo]

Imagine you’re in the fucking ninja war fighting literal zombies and the gay ass reel of their love starts playing in your mind…the war would have been significantly shorter if they started with that shit smh

[hyyl18]

TAG GAME GUYS

TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE

Starting with me:

Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @cuntyteardrop @glassesgirlies @leninthestarlight @bardorsomethinglikethat anyone else who wanna join tbh yay

[snooziewashere]

yay umm I’m just eepy.

@toastling @mini-birdy-offical

[mini-birdy-offical]

Well.....the lore behind mine is I like birds, and small things.

@weedleysnumberonefan @myblo0dispurple @myles-aster @hermes-reblogs @hermes-devotee-holy-moly @sacabambaspis-offical

[hermes-xi-reblogs]

I am devoted to Lord Hermes and love EPIC.

@biscotch @theycallmezizi @epichermesholymoly @hawkeyedoodles @rocky-core @loch-nes-dragon @thetypogoddess @chaos-triangle @booknerd2712 @bardorsomethinglikethat @astralfmboi @jupiinova @justcall-me-max @b-does-arts @i-am-trashyy @fandom-hopper-official @subtletwilighteternity @ellie-moonbeam @lacy-isnt-graceful @cosmic-entity-official @crimzndrgn @valdezsimp02 @thegreendragongirl @transmasc-offical @thefoolingreen @azurest4r @nicothehalfblood @nyx-zooble3 @dragontheryuu

[loch-nes-dragon]

For my current one, I came up with the nickname "Nes" as the one I wanted to use online, since prior to this I didn't really have one. I kept trying to find good, memorable, unique tags, and one day came up with the idea to use a common cryptid name but tweak it to make it my own! Thus, the unique title of loch-nes-dragon was born.

@pixlart04 @lalaland-ruler @silvergrovezelda @stargazer56cipher @h4zelnutwastaken @adrenalynne @abyssweaver @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @chemicalwolfgames @valhallas-last + open tags!

[stargazer56cipher]

Well mine came along because Stargazer was my Sona at the time of making my user (she isn’t anymore) 56 because it’s my second favorite number, and cipher because I was far too obsessed with Bill Cipher T_T

@chunkyform3 @cosmicnooddles

[fae-is-better]

I was looking for a cool name. I love ramen. I love space. I love the letter 'd'.

So I did. Cosmicnoodles

and added an extra "d"

@milksh4kegg @shad0w-jump3r

[shad0w-jump3r]

Wasn't my first username but when I made my current user name I wanted to sound cool and actually liked the idea of being able to control and travel(jump) through shadows while also at a phase where numbers looked cool replacing letters so I got shad0w-jump3r

@randomchaosthings @its-me-kassy @marigold-solis-harp-player @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @narcissusdidnothingwrong @ivy-da-gay-creature @potatosalad1245 @raynilikescats @bookworm2011 @johnknowswhathedid

[bookworm2011]

I think I’ve done something like this before but I got my username from being a bookworm lol. I used to stay up till 1-2 at night reading using my nightlight (which my mom got mad at me for :3)

@cup-of-lavender-tea @timetravelingcowboy @iwriteiguessandiloveit @notthearcher11 @someacedude @alenzet @juniorandpally (<- I know exactly what ur username is referencing lmao) @thechaoticraventrainer + open tags

[someacedude]

9/10 times my pfp has the asexual flag so I started included it in my username too. (Like the one part of my identity I don't question) Idk why "someacedude" was the best I could come up with but I'm too attached to it now to ever change.

@lunardelphox @threepigeonsinasuitcase @yourdarklordmelkor @questionableaardvark @the-grassy-hill @seren3dip1ty @septicboyman @mrecury42 @weedletum + open tags

[seren3dip1ty]

I like the word serendipity, it sounds pretty and means something very awesome :D

@lucky-dragon-123 @gloriouspancakemagazine @ancientarboreatumanarchist @cookie-0wo

[ancientarboreatumanarchist]

Well, ancient is because I feel old lmao, it’s also just because I like ancient stuff

Arboreatum is like a big enclosure full of different trees, a tree museum if you will. I added it because I like trees and alliteration.

Anarchist is just because I support anarchy. I believe in self-sustained community without government but I know, realistically that will take a lot of work to develop that. Government is shit basically. Plus it’s a cool word.

I’m an AAA battery guy.

@xxfawnangelxx @hunnybabydoll @itsmiguel2099 @rachelwashere @armouredgrim @siliii @starlightheffley @redpanda33000 @not-ready-for-gaster @vintageaces

[starlightheffley]

It isnt that deep for me ig, I wanted something with moonlight and universe stuff and I love diary of a wimpy kid, especially Rodrick Heffley 😛

@northsilverstar @coolestunicornprincessever @wspia @hunnybabydoll @lovesickartgirls @alechugh @have-you-seen-my-sanity @swiftfuryglitch @armouredgrim

[lovesickartgirls]

When I set up my account, I was a blink, and I loved the song Lovesick Girls, and and I was making an art account, and if you put two and two together…

To me, my mooties

@jadeydoodlebug @stardragon25 @skies-of-gray @pinaforepirate @unknownisjusthere @axeltheshark @dorian-g-r-ay @iluvizuocha @cipher-fresh @emotionalmoss @plumsodapop @tinamilolover142 @mcchill-16 @pyrovizion @tonystarkwasrobbed @sw33tlemon-rebloigs @spider-lily-theatre @poprocktrolls @dxncingwithastrxnger @novacorpseart @sk1nek0 @ryland-grace-official-account @colt-seavers-official @girlsloveconstellations @swift8gyllenhaal @firework070 @philomena-cunk-offical @elize-rose701 @starlightheffley @will-0-the-wispp @cryptic-cryptid-creature @iloveraytoroxwx @whimsical-and-magical @the-sol-eclectic @ralph1ezz @official-dr-ryland-grace @iam-buckybarnes @i-think-i-left-my-oven-on and anyone else who wants to join

[stardragon25]

Thanks for tagging me, @lovesickartgirls

My account name was kinda made fast because this platform I talk to my friend on and didn't have it. Star because I love celestial aesthetics and the night, Dragon because Dragons are fucking awesome, and 25 because I made this account 2025. It's kinda a lame username but so be it.

Tags/Mutuals: @natpeezy, @biscuitcollective, @thegayoverlord2763, @raynilikescatslikescats, @charlotte0--0, @funky-demon2, @tinymoonpoetry, @jamesblackpotter, @multiverse-guardian, @friendly-neighbourhood-demonz, @zajef37, @shafickeithsworld, @leika-midorya, @shirestrawberry144, @byedisaster, @christan042, @ashes-of-a-giftedkid-burnout, @nasser-gaza, @marleebriarwell, @andimissmylovergirl, @fangedpeachess, @kirapjo0818, @lexi-arts, @franciscojavier2325, @venusloveprincess, @nobledemonpantheon, @random-indian-girl, @certifiedusahanastan, @littlefirefly42, @xxvincentxkaixx, @aryuukuu4926, @menzraa, @jenna-ortega-private, @alternatemalternat, @emmabossblog, @honey-4-ur-honey, @circesnymph57, @bulletzdrakon, @equallyliquidheretic, @touloser, @tasamactorh, @mistress-cyn89, @sandrasalive, @timx1989, @frankensteinlyko, @cpt-stumpy-stumpy, @symylol, @willinglyinsaneheart, @reapeatedlywiseemperor, @monica-trans, @prisng2, @deithecollectoroffandoms, @sunnyraindrops302, @lovesickartgirls, @horroronnie, @nada-nadca-gayza, @nada-nazda-gaza, @nada-nahda-gayza, @booksolution, @teannae, @electrifiedmanifestomantis, @tammy-bites-bald-heads, @casualshapeshifter

[littlefirefly42]

Thanks for the tag!

Fireflies are my favorite bug and 42 is my favorite number. Go figure.

@jellyfish-eating-a-sandwhich @jjtheresidentbaby @consumerofshorthomies @they-lied-to-me @identittykrisis @owlchefallister

[jellyfish-eating-a-sandwhich]

My first tag game!

My account name stems from the fact that picking account names terrifies me. I put off getting tumbler, insta, and actual AO3 account etc for YEARS because I couldn't pick a username 🥲

Long story short I said "f**k it" begged my friends for help and went with this one

"Jellyfish" is because one of my closest friends compared me to a jellyfish once. It's a bit of a sentimental way to hold my identity

"eating a sandwitch" is just cause I'm always hungry and I thought it would be cute. Spelled "witch" for the fun of it.

@grimmandghastly13

[everoutoftouch]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[jellyfish-eating-a-sandwhich]

exercising peak free will rn eating chips in my room listening to "Someday" from the ZOMBIES sound track on repeat alone in my room at 11 pm

[i-am-a-fish]

because I'm alive and I don't know what else to do, I'm gonna love everyone as much as I possibly can

[cottoncandylesbo]

[jellyfish-eating-a-sandwhich]

FISH OH MY GOD FISH

[jellyfish-eating-a-sandwhich]

It's come to my attention that War and Peace is 587, 287 words long.

Conversely ATYD is 526,969

That's a difference of only 60,318 words. Which seems like a lot but realistically is the same length as one really committed one shot so like...

[jellyfish-eating-a-sandwhich]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[fagstaynight]

ladies… ladies… theres enough of me to go around… cut me into little pieces… rip me into bloody chunks… its ok… i dont mind…

[thecolorofthegame]

[magnetothemagnificent]

[id: an image of challah]

[oakwood-art]

I wish I took advantage of my hearing aids a little more. Sometimes when I fed up with hearing people balther or argue, I turn them off and keep them in my ears so people THINK I'm listening, but I really just have my glorified ear plugs in.

[jellyfish-eating-a-sandwhich]

Turning your hearing aids down when you are done with people feels like such a power move. It's only worked for me a few times but OMG was it nice.

[jellyfish-eating-a-sandwhich]

being hard of hearing is unfortunately non-conducive for eavesdropping.

Like- if you are going to have a very engaging public debate please do it ever so slightly louder to I can hear every word you are saying thank you very much