Awkward Teen

[jeniphyer]

Stabler always did ask the right questions lol

[fuck-i-just]

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

[poselikeateam]

Why does this not have any notes?

[ice-cream-thursdae]

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

[notronaldreagan-blog]

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

[catbug]

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

[thesteppinrazor]

Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.

[coachcraigcahn]

bolded. just in case.

[rajning-deactivated20160412]

i feel like that pro tip is told from experience

[paprika]

[refinery29]

The horrible way broadcasters are talking about female Olympians is a great example of everyday sexism

So far this Olympics, Katinka Hosszu broke the world record in the 400-meter individual medley. Shooter Corey Cogdell won her second bronze medal. Katie Ledecky broke her own world record in the 400-meter freestyle. The headlines write themselves, right? Well, not if you’re concerned with the real stars of these stories — men!

Images: Twitter/Chicago Tribune/Washington Post

[100493503004422]

hate when I am wearing makeup & still look shitty like what else am I supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right & exercise? as if

[andrewbelami]

[andrewbelami]

LEMONADE (2016) - Beyoncé

[vinesnow]

[randomfandomteacher]

Unmute this shit

[trans-mouse]

This vine is very close to perfect.

[luunytoonz]

The song choice perfectly describes my reaction to this.

[unholydevilhost]

roflpancakes

[botanize]

u ever just have someone in class who try so hard to constantly be funny and it’s like shut your jim Carey Adam sandler will Ferrell ass up

[dont-touch-my-juice]

zendaya, a feminist woc who has always spoken out about social issues and bella thorne, a strong independent women who just came out as bisexual like wow can you believe shake it up was actually the best disney show ever

[bitchycode]

[iwantamimosa]

I hate it when I see an unflattering pic of me and my friends are all like what no you look fine!!! you look normal! it’s like……damn……so I’m that ugly all the time 

[onlytwitterpics]

[memewhore]

[m0qq-deactivated20170118]

the fact that we’re seeing this means that someone broke the sacred rule

[onlytwitterpics]

[hornyspice]

*opens a pack of gum*

[thenerdsaurus]

2016 so far…

[cinemove]