Doot

Artist, Gamer, Maybe Coming Back-- ok guess I am back.

[nonetoon]

[nonetoon]

I made this in reference to comic/game stuff but I’m glad to see this one’s going over well with all the writers

[thranduuiil-deactivated20190329]

“Its hard to wake from a nightmare if you aren’t asleep.” 

[camilicy]

Forbidden rat: possums

[1eos]

pov you're the one normal writer at nickelodeon in the 2010s stopping the 34th fetish scene from going into the script

[hydro-dragon]

[johnnycrass]

seeing half the posts on here

[prokopetz]

Question 7: Assuming that the Roman Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is correct, estimate how tall Christ our Lord must have been in order for His body to furnish all properly consecrated Communion wafers consumed to date. Justify your assumptions.

[quantum-mechan1c]

Great work everyone

[prokopetz]

[quantum-mechan1c]

Loving the crowdsourced sacrilege on display here

[the-defiant-fluffball]

I asked maths boy for his input

[prokopetz]

#ok but are we assuming average human density here or can we have a black hole jesus #will there be a noticeable gravitational effect from standing too close to our lord and savior #can i - and this is critical - can i be spaghettified by jesus (via @dreadful-puns-and-finger-guns)

[guerrillatech]

[nikkiscarlet]

This was intentionally manufactured by Facebook. Facebook implemented it’s “accountability culture” starting with its rule about only using your real name and photo on its service and encouraging you to disclose other information in your profile, and from there it just got normalized. It was entirely to gather data for advertising purposes, but now we associate that level of openness with “accountability”. Entire generations are now being raised with this as the norm. Privacy is no longer a priority, or even really seen as an option.

This is to your detriment. Your privacy protects you from predators of all kinds. You really should be guarding it carefully. Disclose what you feel is important on a case by case basis, but even your mental health status and beliefs are exploitable by big business and small-time bullies and abusers alike.

Even if you’re not overly fussed about what people know about you, just understand that not everyone has the luxury of feeling the same. Some people have stalkers and abusers they’re trying to evade, or don’t want to attract new abusers into their lives by being that vulnerable and open again. Some people have extreme social anxiety. Some people are protecting other people in their lives. Some people just don’t want their grandmothers to find their smutfics. Some people are Internet privacy advocates who keep their details private as a political statement and as a matter of principle.

You are not entitled to anyone’s information, and you do not owe anyone yours. You are allowed to just be an anonymous username until you feel safe to disclose more.

[octopuscato]

You are not entitled to anyone’s information, and you do not owe anyone yours.

[ancientorigins]

Shackleton’s Famous Antarctic Shipwreck Endurance Is Finally Discovered

Sir Ernest Shackleton's lost Endurance shipwreck has been discovered at the bottom of Antarctica's Weddell Sea. And while this isn’t a disco

The most famous Antarctic exploration vessel ever, the Endurance, sailed by famous British explorer Earnest Shackleton, has been found at a depth of nearly 10,000 feet or 350 meters off the coast of Antarctica but only because ice levels are their lowest since the 1970s.

[prokopetz]

Soulslike NPC where after you complete their questline they’re gone from their usual spot and you find their blood-spattered armour lying empty beside a river, but if you loot it you run into them again later in some incongruous location, alive and well and complaining about how they were taking a bath because they’d gotten blood all over themselves and someone stole their pants.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

my work friend borrowed my copy of Dune and today I caught him reading it and ERASING THE DOODLES I DREW IN THE MARGINS

I’m sorry you find them “creepy” and “distracting” SIR but you had access to a one-of-a-kind custom illustrated edition and what do you do? you murder my character portraits? oh! oh! jail for 10,000 years!

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I once loaned my copy of Annihilation to a crush and she did NOT appreciate my handwritten commentary and illustrations. Go to the library if you don’t want customized copies of books!

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

everyone loves marginalia when it features jousting snails and exasperated medieval monks but when I draw Vladimir Harkonnen with clusters of eight spider eyes in the middle of his face or try to diagram the life cycle of a sandworm or fill the margins with speculation on the nature of Area X suddenly I’m “creating a hostile reading experience”

[butchniqabi]

i looked at queeringthemap today and had a good cry but these especially touched me

[g1asseyes]

[doesitsparkjoytho]

[sindri42]

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

[graycoin]

Crime porthole

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

this was designed by cats

[ilovecatsandbaking]

Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.

[lurking96]

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

this is the most deadpan miette I’ve ever heard omg

[mikugenesisevangelion]

that’s because miette’s had enough

[draconym]

Thinking about that day another park ranger and I discovered that

1. we both used the same shampoo and

2. Suave Essentials Tropical Coconut drives honeybees absolutely bugfuck wild

[draconym]

3. He's allergic to bees

[ablessingofbumbles]

It’s likely the scent! Banana scent (Isoamyl acetate) is the same scent as the aggression pheromone bees put out when they’re angry. Never eat bananas near bees! Always check your lotion, sunscreen, etc bottles for banana scent or isoamyl acetate before going near bees

[hoovse]

So you're telling me that when bees get mad they start violently smelling like bananas?

[ablessingofbumbles]

Can confirm! In (hopefully) very rare cases, a large hive full of pissed off bees smells a lot like bananas! Usually there’s not nearly enough of them for humans to be able to smell it, though.

[arra-tech]

[bunnyqueengrace]

@cyber-flow thank you for the funniest tags I've seen all day.

[mylifetherant]

Bee's when they smell your banana shampoo

[kneesocktango]

thanks steam

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[commonstarguy]

[dyrkz]

[lemondr0pz]

[conscious-naivete]

[neolxzr]

i love tumblr bc the new meme will be like horse plinko or the ps5 guy and youll go onto other platforms and there is absolutely no mention of whatever the fuck tumblr thinks is funny this month. closed system

[mccleans]

scrolling through the dash when the mutuals are in a new ugly guy phase