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@jemmydoolz
uh oh, stinky!
it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.
you can only reblog this today.
no. yknow what? fuck you. *uncaramelizes your dansen *
The Council of Elder Tubbies
Slime mold was grown on an agar gel plate shaped like America and food sources were placed where America’s large cities are.
The result? A possible look at how to best build public transportation.
I just really like the idea of slime mold on a map of the US. It’s beautiful.
I’m—
holy shit
I have a raging science ladyboner right now.
I’d love if we could do it on a state-by-state basis.
That same slime mold once affirmed that the Tokyo subway is pretty well-designed.
Using slime molds as a calculator.
Using slime molds as a calculator.
Using slime molds as a calculator.
Natural computation: it’s a thing, and it’s awesome. What is the universe but a really, really complicated computer?
I love this.
Corpse: Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever had mental stability for 48 hours?
Valkyrae:
Corpse:
Valkyrae: You doing alright, buddy?
Corpse: Absolutely not! Thanks for asking.
“Oh Bingus!”
corpse: Who hurt you?
sykkuno, sarcastically: You want a list?
corpse, pulling out a sword: Yes.
[trevor collins voice]:
♪ chance cube ♪
nothing in achievement hunter will ever fucking be as funny as lindsay veering off course at the last second in Lindsay Wins. like. its peak comedy. the “y’all ready for this?”. michael losing his mind. them, just as they start to calm down, realizing every single person lost $1000 dollars from betting that lindsay would win EXCEPT lindsay. imagine being the queen of comedy
so this just happened
He’s got a menorah mug too!
Hey goyische artists who just need to put that Jewish or Jew-coded character in their Xmas art! This is how you do it. He’s not just in the Xmas shot, he’s actively participating - look at his hat! - but the art recognizes and honours his Judaism.
One day Fredo’s just gonna bring in the adoption papers
Be Gay Do Crimes ™, ft Rimmy Tim, you may thank demoncowedgar for the inspiration also shoutout to fruitysuits.com! they got the actual suit this is based on and it looked Snazzyyyy
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Jack does not give a fuck.
seriously he doesn't even seem to notice the full grown man on his shoulders
Alright, I need to have a chat with the teenagers that follow me, specifically regarding lying about your age and nsfw content. This isn’t directed at anyone, but I think it’s a convo that needs to be had in general.
I was a teenager once. I get it. Everyone lies about their age online. Maybe not to other people, but I’m sure every minor has clicked a ‘yeah, sure, I’m 18+” button at some point in their lives. I’m not here to shame you for that.
What I am here to say is it is vital that teenagers understand the difference between engaging in sexual content independently (ie, entering a fake birthday to access 18+ content), and lying about your age to engage in sexual activities with others online (joining discord servers/using nsfw channels intended for adults only/lying about your age to talk to nsfw content creators/commissioning nsfw art/etc).
Lying about your age to a website so you can look at porn is one thing. It’s an entirely independent experience, where the only consent that really matters is yours. Nobody has any power over you in this situation, and there’s about no chance of legal consequences.
However, lying about your age to other human beings is extremely different. If you’re engaging in nsfw roleplay with a friend about the same age as you, talking about sex with other teenagers, sharing nsfw fics among friends, that’s one thing. But do not lie about your age to engage in sexual activities/discussions. Not only is something that could have actual legal ramifications, and very serious ones depending on what’ going on, but it’s a violation of the other people’s consent. The moment other real people are involved, you need to be respectful of their boundaries & what is and isn’t appropriate for you to be engaging with. If they say no minors, I don’t care if you’re 17.5, you stay out until you are 18 years old.
Examples of situations where it is never okay to lie or mislead anyone about your age online include:
Joining/accessing nsfw channels or servers on discord.
Yes, I know it’s very easy to just click that little red button on discord that lets you access the channel you’re so curious about. It looks just like the one you see on adult websites that you click without thinking.
Don’t do it.
If channels are 18+ then you stay out of them. There are other real life human beings involved who did not give consent to have a minor in an adult orientated space.
Engaging with nsfw creators/content directly
ie, commissioning nsfw artwork, following or talking to nsfw creators who’ve asked for no interactions from minors/flagged their accounts as 18+ only, subscribing to nsfw creators on patron, nsfw roleplay, etc.
Joining/engaging with adult only communities, like Fetlife or cam sites.
Engaging in romantic and/or sexual online relationships
Any time you are talking with one or more other real human beings, particularly any adults, in a sexual context.
I know that adult websites have basically trained teenagers to just say they’re 18 and move on, but it is vital that teenagers understand that it is never okay to lie about your age when directly engaging in any kind of sexual activity. Knowing people’s age is a vital part of consent, and if an adult is found to have been engaging in sexual activity with a minor, they could face life long legal consequences. Not only that, but a basic facet of consent is clear, honest communication. If you are lying to a partner, then you do not have consent. Lying about your age is a huge violation of consent.
That’s not to say you can never mention sex around adults online. There are times and places where you may be asking for advice, or even just making jokes about sex or whatever. That’s all well and good, so long as everyone is on the same page. It’s on adults to make sure that we are behaving appropriately around minors online, and make sure that we’re setting boundaries in those relationships. But it’s on minors to communicate that they are minors, and respect those boundaries that are set.
So, tl;dr,
Lying about your age to access a porn site is fine. Lying about your age to engage in sexual situations/adult-only spaces where other real human beings are involved is not.
this is important if you still think that not respecting my boundaries is okay. spoiler alert: it’s not!
people who think adhd is fake are so fucking funny like can you imagine if i was like this on purpose