this.is.who.i.really.am💜

I love my cats 😸😸 and my doggo 🐶, all kinds of music🎶, art🖌, bones💀, funny stuff😂, Mary Jane🌿, tequila🥃 , beer🍻, wine🍷 tattoos💉, piercings📍, clothes👗, shoes👠, Johnny Depp 😍, Tim Burton🤗, harry potter🏰, bon fires🔥, Halloween👻, FOOD🍴, girls👭, guys👫, ~USA🇱🇷~ ~Virgo♍~

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[quotemadness]

“I’m here. I love you. I don’t care if you need to stay up crying all night long, I will stay with you. There’s nothing you can ever do to lose my love.”

— Elizabeth Gilbert

[daimones]

The jewel is me

[fa-s-sion]

[thoughtkick]

“I think the best partner you can have is someone who makes you want to be the best form of yourself.”

— Jennifer Lopez

[perfectquote]

“I can’t promise to solve all your problems but I can promise that you won’t have to face them alone.”

— Unknown

[quotemadness]

“Love is more than three words mumbled before bedtime. Love is sustained by action, a pattern of devotion in things we do for each other every day.”

— Nicholas Sparks

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

“What a shame the poor groom’s bride is a—”

“Watermelon?”

“No!!!”

.....why this kinda sLAP THO

[just-shower-thoughts]

When OnlyFans officially bans spicy content all those open retail and restaurant jobs will probably be filled.

[sofubis]

キノコソフトストラップ (NATURE TECHNI COLOUR)

[fthgurdy]

Re: the last post, the article mentions that some places use clams to test the toxicity of the water. It’s like that in Warsaw- we get our water from the river, and the main water pump has 8 clams that have triggers attached to their shells. If the water gets too toxic, they close, and the triggers shut off the city water supply automatically.  

The clams are just better at measuring the water quality than any man-made sensors.

Edit: check out this documentary trailer : https://vimeo.com/408820791

[zvaigzdelasas]

God Bless Our Troops

[looksmokin]

They hot glued a spring to a clam and gave it full control over the water supply

[sindri42]

No of course not, that would be ridiculous.

They hot glued springs to eight clams and gave them collective control over the water supply.

[strangetikigod]

No of course not, hot glue would kill the clams.

The used silicone adhesive to attach springs to eight clams and gave them collective control over the water supply.

[emily84]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bug-step]

[red-zeroo-deactivated20210211]

Lmfao

[hardtosaythesethings-deactivate]

[princesstigerbelle]

[randomslasher]

This post honestly keeps getting better

[onlytwitterpics]

[justcatposts]

George doesn’t realize he can’t scratch his ear while lying down 

(via)

[tell-the-stars-hello]

don’t worry everyone, this isn’t anything to worry about :)

[pigcatapult]

This cat is LEG BOUNCING himself in the face

[sedlex]

[teatops]

JDHSKXHSK I’M LOSING IT OVER THIS

[thoughtkick]

“Don’t allow someone to treat you poorly just because you love them.”

— Unknown

[toastbutteregg]