Queen of Chipper

Mom of many, artist, dancer, romance enthusiast.

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[strandnreyes]

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

[prokopetz]

Having been Very Online in the mid 1990s is rough because half of your formative influences are like "yeah, this Flash video engages in pop culture deconstruction that's strikingly topical even thirty years later and did things to my vocabulary that persist to this day, and I can literally never recommend it to anyone because its core premise is a level of homophobic ordinarily observed only under laboratory conditions".

[prokopetz]

Them: Hey, you were around for the first wave of real webcomics. Which one was your favourite?

Me:

[prokopetz]

#thank god homestar runner aged well (via @shibascarf)

Homestar Runner is the way that it is in large part because it's a response to the 90s edgelord bullshit I'm talking about; while the characters had earlier appeared in print, the Flash animated version that everybody remembers didn't debut until January of 2000. If it's aged well, that isn't an accident – it's a product of its authors looking at the state of 1990s Internet culture and making a conscious decision to be Not That.

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[succubusboyfriend]

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

[succubusboyfriend]

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

[lizardsfromspace]

Wordle is running out of words. Only 2,000 five letter words remain. When that supply is exhausted the Creation shall begin. One day the word will be ZHURM, and all shall get it, and all shall understand it to mean "an ache from suddenly remembering a long-ago friend, who meant something to you once, but whose face you can no longer conjure". The next day the word shall be JOROL, and all will get it, and all will know it means "the melancholy confusion of passing by somewhere where you once could have died". The next day it will be GREFT, and all will understand it to be a small brown bird with white streaks found only in South America, and suddenly, it will appear, in the shrubs of the Atacama desert, in the streets of São Paulo, and all will know that it once was not there, but now, will always be

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[esthermika]

[zakalwe-the-ninth]

[lillyko]

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[ot3]

looking for animal references on image searches has always kind of sucked but it's much worse after AI image generation technology has begun to actually past muster, which is why i always just go straight to inaturalist. can't recommend this highly enough. you get to both find out about niche species you've never even heard of and also see some really good photographs like this one

x

[ridragon]

@animalphotorefs is a good source too and indie owned (idk how youd say it? like only a few people run it i think and they pay for hosting the website themselves just to be helpful)

[animalphotorefs]

*waves*

I love that folk have tagged me in multiple times!

Just wanted to note two things:

I have at least five times as many species in my files as online, so if there’s something you need and don’t see, you’re always welcome to ask. I can’t guarantee if he’ll have it or I can get it online quickly, but I will if I can.

Also, this site is just me! Totally a one-person, guaranteed AI free project.

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Hope for the democratic party?

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!

Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You don’t know me

[nymphpriestessvalkyrie]

A lot of you would have a much better time in this fandom if you blocked more people.

I don’t see 90% of the drama because I block every single person whose interpretation of these books is abhorrent to me. So that way when they inevitably behave in some way that is equally abhorrent, I don’t see it and I don’t need to respond to it.

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[mothman-etd]

Reminder, it is important to reblog and post pure unashamed thirst to keep the puritans away.

This is both healthy for the individual and the ecosystem as a whole

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.