Hang on be strong. Long live the kids in us all.

I watch too much Disney, listen to way too much music, cry over way too many tv shows and read Harry Potter way too often. PS. I love you. c:

[johnfkennedaddy]

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

[farashasilver]

Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.

Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.

“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”

“I used a fucking net.”

[octoberreads]

“How did you get past the dragon?”

Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”

“How did you get through the hedge maze?”

“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”

[atomic-darth]

It’s the final battle between Harry and Voldemort. The Dark Lord begins to prepare a spell to end Harry Potter’s life once and for all when….

Originally posted by filmpictures

[fiberworker-deactivated20160928]

Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.

[runesandfaes]

This is fucking hilarious

[lexiewrites]

[jennaferyaa]

Darcy: You remind me of the ocean.

Loki: Why the ocean?

Darcy: Because you’re salty and you scare people.

[seths-rogens]

Does anyone else remember the early days of MCU fanfic??

You know, when it was all on fanfic.net??

And when the most popular ships Tony/Steve, Clint/Natasha, and Thor/Jane??

When in every fanfic they all lived in Stark Tower??

And when they all had Avengers Movie Nights??

And occasionally Loki would drop by??

(So would Phil Coulson because everyone refused to let him die)

And more often than not Darcy would show up??

The ones where Thor was obsessed with Pop Tarts??

And Clint was always in the vents??

And Cap was always confused by JARVIS at first??

And Natasha would steal everyone’s clothes??

And Tony would always hole up in his workshop??

And sometimes people would add in Andrew Garfield’s Peter Parker??

Because to me it’s just so strange how different it all is now! Don’t get me wrong, it’s a good strange, but it’s so weird. I feel like I read all of these fanfics in a different timeline, or like I crossed into a new dimension!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Thor Ragnarok casually glossed over the fact that the Hulk spent 2 years murdering people for sport

[678i0u]

Michael B. Jordan accepts the award onstage at the 2018 MTV Movie And TV Awards on June 16, 2018.

[678i0u]

The Avengers (2012) // Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

[saythefisherman]

Thanos is a weak ass bitch of a villain because ever since killmonger I need all my villains to pull up with some style, looks, a certain je ne sais quoi. Killmonger stole a thousand year old artifact and wore it as armor and wore solid gold fangs. What did Thanos wear? The same body armor for hundreds of years and a dumb glove that wasn’t even designer

[sarcastic-dogood]

Groot: “I am Groot.”

Steve: “And I am Steve Rogers.”

Me: *already emotionally compromised by this entire goddamn movie and hunched over and sobbing in my seat* bitch what the fuck this is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire existence what the fuck

[wholesomewilson-deactivated2026]

the “I’m not the main character but I stole the show” squad

[sharkchunks]

Marvel Cinematic Universe title cards as of April 27th, 2018

[windycitytvcher]

“Hey, how much was your ticket for Infinity War?”

[bvtterflyblve]

amazing moments in iw that no one has mentioned enough

- okoye judging bruce banner when he face-planted on the battlefield like an absolute idiot

- rocket NEVER ONCE complaining about thor calling him “rabbit”

- “wong, you are invited to my wedding”

- teenage groot TAKING INTIATIVE and building the handle for thor’s new axe

- the magnificent peter dinklage, a dwarf, playing the role of king eitri, A GIANT DWARF

- tony stark calling ebony maw ‘squidward’

- “titan-killing long term booty-call”

- “you’re embarassing me in front of the wizards”

- gamora telling peter quill than she loves him more than anything else

- rhodey accepting a court marshall like a motherfucking o.g. bc he respected how steve rogers roasted secretary ross

- m’baku + t’challa leading those BEAUTIFUL wakandan war chants

- the look of profound respect natasha gave wanda when she appeared on the battlefield

- dr strange asking “who’s your master?” and starlord replying with “my master? what am i supposed to say? jesus????”

- gamora quietly but passionately mouthing the lyrics to ‘the rubberband man’ by the spinners

- “ S P A C E “ as a location heading

- vision: “you could never hurt me.”

- rocket believing that “being the captain” is having an unfiltered, heart-to-heart therapy session

- little cupcake bruce and his constant state of confusion: “there’s an ant-man and a spider-man???”

- bucky and his heart-eye-emoji-expression at the brilliance of wakandan defense technology

- nick fury’s “motherfu-“

[dj-jazzyjeb]

when ppl make really good art for a fandom you’re not in

[little-scribblers-heart]

I still love it though

[champagnemoon]

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

[andhumanslovedstories]

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

[pottersource]

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) 

[sdkdoesstuff]

“But it’ll confuse the children!”

So does math, but you still educate them on the matter so they’re knowledgeable about it for the future.

[teamtylerandkorey]

“what a sweet little boy…whose dream came true”