[jennyapologist]

fuck it, back to jennyapologist. i miss her.

(emmawintertowne -> jennyapologist)

[vintar]

there's this one gay porn studio i'm subscribed to email updates for just because i am never prepared for what each email contains

pretentious gay sluts i am very fond of you

[panteneprovcommercial]

[markv5]

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[cunning-linguistix]

Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.

[proteusolm]

vertical tail. she is so talented.

[mossgirl]

[192929020202020]

“fool quail (for its behavior)” ok… rude

[plumslices]

JAR (Joel Arthur Rosenthal) sheep head hair clip

Pearl, sapphire, aluminum, silver, gold

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[jennyapologist]

gabrielle, you've gotta, um-- I don't know-- seize the tits-- uh i mean nips-- i mean turnips

[jennyapologist]

normal things to call ur Close Female Friend

[jennyapologist]

which could mean nothing

[aidashakur]

You literally just have to get really good at continuing.

[amyblue]

[boringkate]

It's not too late to suppress all of your wants and desires and to die unfulfilled and afraid without anyone ever having really known you.