Jennifer Rose

I sleep a lot

[madmaxyuriroad]

i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

this vine is 1000 times funnier in text form

this is the new meme for February, y’all

famous vines in text form

[beetlejinx]

Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!

DU DU DU-

IM AN ADULT VIRGIN

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

CHRIS!1! Is tHaT A WeEd?!

No, this is a crayo-

I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

911, what’s your emergency?

[honey-sunny-bee]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

[always-have-high-hopes]

sO i’M SiTTiNG ThERe

Barbecue sauce on my titties

[eclinu]

STAHP

I COULD’VA DROPPED MY

Croissant

[thetrashmouthclub]

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

here he comes

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

[deathtokillian]

Calling people daddy is gross

Stop kink shaming me

Kink shaming IS my kink

HHA-AHH

[crunchie-morris]

What do you have?

A KNIFE!!!

NO!

Why does he have a knife?

[max-class]

ah, you can’t sit with us :)

actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have

Hemorrhoids

[isweartocoffee]

ibroughtyoufrankincense

thank you

and i brought you myrrh

thank you

myrrh-DER

hhhhJUDAS. NO-

[sanctferum]

I am THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the SAND.

Poseidon quivers before him!

…

fuck off!

[sasukesgreasyhair]

I SAW YOU HANGIN OUT WITH KATELYN YESTERDAY

R-REBECCA IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

I WON’T HESITATE

BITCH

*pew*

[imgoodnow]

And they were roommates!

Omg, they were roommates

[spoopygirl-deactivated20200527]

WHaT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE

[actiongirl2005-deactivated20190]

THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T

FUCKING

LOVE YOU

[sunstar121]

two bros

Chilling in a

Hot tub

Five feet apart cause they’re

NOT GAY

[fathercryptid]

*huff*

*face of ultimate betrayal & disbelief*

AdUHM

[automatically]

[carazelaya]

[jennylawton]

Me Mam wore this maternity jumper when she was expecting me. Now I’m wearing it because it’s the COSIEST THING IN THE WORLD!!

[mycomatosedreamworld]

[vahst-deactivated20151216]

[minuty]

You must be the person you have never had the courage to be. Gradually, you will discover that you are that person, but until you can see this clearly, you must pretend and invent.

Paulo Coelho (via minuty)

[oldblogarchived]

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

[blessparkjimin-deactivated20160]

when you text somebody for the first time and their texting style is completely different from yours 

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

[randomness-is-epic]

that’s what i call talent

[narnia]

[inactiveari-deactivated20170924]

cant wait til im 30, on a balcony in a foreign country, drinking wine, wearing nothing but a silk robe, & have filled 18 notebooks

[opposite-directions]

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

[love-personal]

Ravi Vora

[jennylawton]

Tinder is great for finding things out. So is having having friends who live in certain places. I actually can’t wait to see how this plays out

[eggsoskeleton]

*looks in a mirror* you again

[corvidaezero-deactivated2021061]

“As the father of no daughters because I’m literally in 8th grade, I think sexual harassment is bad.”

These kid are the future.