I learned it from the pizza man

I don't understand. Why is the voice telling me to add a description?

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[subcorax]

the fact that cars have horns is absolutely goddamn astounding to me like theyre basically functionally useless except as a Rude Bitch button

[subcorax]

seriously its one in the morning and i cant stop fucking thinking about this who looked at this stupid metal horse and decided it would be a good idea if it could scream at people

[glitchlight]

it is a fundamental human impulse to scream at people and technology has only ever facilitated this impulse 

[subcorax]

god youre right youre so right

[dismisses]

I can't believe it's already 2017

[dismisses]

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

[4lienmatt]

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

[dismisses]

No no no lol please don’t

[soft-grunge-lesbian]

Forever reblog until 2017

[dismisses]

O my god no

[eigendefinition]

i cant stop laughing 

[troyeisart]

until 2017

[infinite-angels]

only 3 more years.

[natforprez]

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

[jensha-collackles]

Mop for president. All hail Mop.

[bothhavesharpteeth]

me: asks a question for the buzzfeed thing that I really want an answer to

also me: is terrified they’ll answer it bc that means my url being mentioned in a room where Sebastian Stan is

[readytocomply]

Originally posted by ryanputnamdesign

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

Feminism didn’t teach me to hate men, but it did teach me to stop prioritising them over women.

And it turns out a lot of men think that’s the same thing as hatred.

[whinyvirgobaby]

[catmeme-moved]

[oddhour]

[violent-darts]

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

[whatsbetterthanfantasy]

THIS IS SO CUTE I CANT

[bucky-is-my-precious]

it’s like, human, excuse me, i would like you to pet me. thank you.

[thecutestofthecute]

i love this so much.

[micdotcom]

Don’t scroll past this. Kylie Armstrong was diagnosed with breast cancer and these small dimples were the only signs. She posted the image on Facebook so everyone knows that “that breast cancer is not always a detectable lump.” Here’s how Kylie is doing today.

(If you’re not sure how to do a self breast exam, instructions can be found at BreastCancer.org.)

[rosezeee-deactivated20190929]

This could save a life!

[stability]

why “gay people go to hell” by itsthetie

[kaemakis-deactivated20161203]

reblog if you are BISEXUAL, SUPPORT BISEXUAL PEOPLE, or REALLY HATE DONALD TRUMP

[rayinberkeley]

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

[slidingstop]

i absolutely love shit like this

[phosphorescentt-deactivated2015]

let’s stop being surprised when beautiful women are also intelligent

[pleasefireme]

Please fire me. Today I rescued an infant from drowning in the pool I lifeguard at. The mother of the child proceeded to scold me for touching her child. All I could say was “Ma'am your baby was upside down and underwater.”

[orchidvioletindigo]

Jesus

[halseydaily]

Y’all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die. 

[kiszkamoon]

halsey is actually so fucking important because you have so many females in the industry who are afraid to speak against how women are treated in this day and age but here’s halsey slaying fucking everyone with facts and doing it beautifully, bless you 

[reesespiecespeanutbuttercups-de]

I love Halsey so much tbh, the way she fetishizes japan in the same way a 40 year old man would,, the way she just.. She just romanticizes drugs and sadness and pain., Yes girl.. colonize me pls😩😩

[iamhalseymusic]

It’s not Japan. The Ghost video is compromised of footage shot in 3 different cities. Tokyo, LA, and NYC. It’s Badlands. It’s a fictional city. It’s meant to be a hybrid of a few major metropolis regions. It’s imaginary. I’m in no position to fetishize a culture. Just used different regions to show Badlands the same way they shot the Hobbit in New Zealand. Hybrid world. I don’t romanticize drugs I am writing about my life. And more often than not sharing my experiences with how they’ve ruined the people I’ve loved.

[jensha-collackles]

Preach it Halsey ^