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I'm Ashton. Blogging live from the 989 or 517, depending on the day.

[doublehoseven-deactivated201812]

[madlori]

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

[fedorathexplorer]

[lovelysuggestions]

You have survived every moment of your life, even the ones you swore you wouldn’t. This time is no different; you will last.

[bbetasus]

“we’re here, we’re queer, we’re filled with existential fear”

[writing-prompt-s]

Every 1000 years the Gods are reincarnated as humans. Write about the God of Chaos and the God of Peace being born twins.

[hogieblue-deactivated20190201]

[deathtokillian]

Some of you use punk as an excuse to be a dick, and it shows

[lestatdefender]

[fagsex]

[amargedom]

“A great future doesn’t require a great past.”

— William Chapman (via amargedom)

[tankaramo]

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

[angelicguy]

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

[looking4myson]

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

[raeazure]

Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do

[hotvampireadjacent]

also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!

[blackpyrefly]

and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh

[starrose17]

I was so totally not aware that people didn’t know that being sorted into Houses was a real thing in UK schools. It’s not something made up just for the Harry Potter world, it’s a real schooling system, I was in the St George House at my school and everyone had the same attitude to Prefects as everyone in the HP world did to Percy Weasley I can assure you.

[askcosplaysenpai]

how do you get the hat to talk

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

thats our little secret

[beppski]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

Goodbye

[no-chill-at-all]

[makmccoy]

Why is this so relaxing

[mounchie-deactivated20201025]

positive trigger

[rabdoidal]

for the love of fucking god let me reblog ads tumblr

[saffron-not-so-joy]

is that a fucking game boy cartridge case?

[pancakeke]

this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won’t be an issue because no one will have sex with you

[prideprejudce]

yeah the movie titanic was sad but i can watch it now and not even blink twice. bridge to terabithia on the other hand? i saw that movie one (1) time as a kid and vowed immediately afterwords to never ever watch it again. once was enough for that movie

[prideprejudce]

[nitrosplicer]

“You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book will be too difficult for grown-ups, then you write it for children.”

-Madeleine L'Engle 

[prideprejudce]

[renicula]

[aspergersissues]

[anxietyproblem]