just your local jeremy lovers here

a blog dedicated entirely to the beautiful and wonderful jeremy howards from @death-at-a-low-price

[jeremyprotectionsquad]

you: the perfect human being

me, an intellectual: jeremy howards

[incorrectdeathatalowprice]

Jeremy:  If you focus on a raccoon’s hands, you lose sight of what it means to be a human. Get a raccoon to sit upright and wear a shirt, and that’s basically a small man. Show it to enough people, and society collapses in a shared and continuous existential crisis. Show it to god and he’ll think he fucked up and made humans twice and flood the earth to start over again. The point is, don’t play with ideas you cant control.

[jeremyprotectionsquad]

[death-at-a-low-price]

Jeremy I Would Like To Date Your Face

Jeremy: Uh [ Pause ] That- That might be a problem because my face is attached to me? And you said nothing about the rest of me.

[melody-pendras]

jeremy: so uh do you have a boyfriend? icarus: no but im in love with this really great boy named jeremy actually jeremy: *to himself* oh wow i didnt know icarus knew two boys named jeremy? huh i wonder who THAT jeremy is

[shwarmadillo]

@death-at-a-low-price

so,,, there’s this thing you should check out,,,

[pilotstar]

jeremy looks punk but really he’s just an anxious mess. i love him.

(aka i listened to all of @death-at-a-low-price and its great go check it out)

[jeremyprotectionsquad]

*kicks down the door at 3 am* listEN UP FUCKERS I WOULD LAY DOWN MY FUCKING LIFE FOR JEREMY HOWARDS

[theallmightyglowcloud]

Have a very quick Jeremy doodle I did a while ago and forgot to post.

[oscarwildeboytoy-deactivated201]

@raimijenner

[jeremyprotectionsquad]

Unstoppable force (icarus’ crush on jeremy) meets immovable object (jeremy’s non-existent self esteem)

[gayvampireman]

@jeremyprotectionsquad who are you also I love this and you

[jeremyprotectionsquad]

We are Jeremy's #1 fans. Please help us protect him from Ollie.

[tinypaperstar]

Jeremy and Icarus from the podcast @death-at-a-low-price, based on this post.

[death-at-a-low-price]

The truth come out: Does is Jeremy the dude from Ratatouille?

Jeremy would not let anything resembling a rat touch him, much less his hair.

-Ollie

[gayvampireman]

If he saw a rat he would scream and make someone else deal with it tbh

[death-at-a-low-price]

yea basically

‘iiIIIIIIICARUS THERE’S A RAT OH MY GOD KILL IT’

The boy can not stand rats.

-Ollie

[gayvampireman]

Is he also scared of bugs

[death-at-a-low-price]

If he sees a cockroach anywhere you can bet he’s latching onto Icarus, since he’s the tallest in the store, and never touching the ground ever again.

-Ollie

[gayvampireman]

He climbs that boy like a tree but only if he sees bugs

[death-at-a-low-price]

All you here from Jeremy is ‘KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT’ from his position clinging to Icarus’ back like a koala bear, while Icarus just kind of….calmly steps on it.

‘OH MY GOD IT MADE A CRUNCHING SOUND’

‘Its a bug.’

“VILE. DISGUSTING. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’

-Ollie

[jeremyprotectionsquad]

reasons why jeremy is The Best

a soft and anxious boy

from mars

loves chocolate covered pretzels

screams a lot

Space Ace™

stress bakes

just likes baking and cooking in general and is great at it

also gets really happy when people enjoy the food he makes it’s adorable

yeah he’s adorable

also adorably oblivious

doesn’t understand when people are flirting with him it’s okay icarus we’re here for you

relatable self-esteem issues

great accent

trans, bi, and ready to cry

scared of everything

h a t e s  bugs

probably loves movie marathons

110% chance he’s shaped like a friend

the voice of “nO EVERYONE PLEASE STOP”

just wants people to get along

not a fan of violence

needs a break

someone plz give him a break and a hug

probably gives good hugs

will become the little brother you didn’t know you wanted but now love more than anything in the world

[managersbaseballbat]

Icarus/Jeremy aesthetic from @death-at-a-low-price

[death-at-a-low-price]

Um hi? I love you?

-Ollie

[shwarmadillo]

*leans forward until my lips touch the mic* yes hi hello just wanted to say that I love Jeremy with all of my heart and soul

*clears throat* anyway. @death-at-a-low-price here’s a small sketch-y precious boy plz take it

I know Jeremy’s usually an anxious bean but I wanted to make him happy because he deserves it goddammit. And I had to give him a chefs hat because that answer added 10 years to my life bless.

(Imma clean this up and make modifications later but I feel weirdly happy with it rn so I’m posting it before I change my mind akdsljfrijfldvnlkdfh)

[oscarwildeboytoy-deactivated201]

A mood board request for @raimijenner of, Jeremy from Death at a Low Price. I tried to do a mars red background. I hope y'all like it!