you: the perfect human being
me, an intellectual: jeremy howards

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@jeremyprotectionsquad
you: the perfect human being
me, an intellectual: jeremy howards
Jeremy: If you focus on a raccoon’s hands, you lose sight of what it means to be a human. Get a raccoon to sit upright and wear a shirt, and that’s basically a small man. Show it to enough people, and society collapses in a shared and continuous existential crisis. Show it to god and he’ll think he fucked up and made humans twice and flood the earth to start over again. The point is, don’t play with ideas you cant control.
Jeremy I Would Like To Date Your Face
Jeremy: Uh [ Pause ] That- That might be a problem because my face is attached to me? And you said nothing about the rest of me.
jeremy: so uh do you have a boyfriend? icarus: no but im in love with this really great boy named jeremy actually jeremy: *to himself* oh wow i didnt know icarus knew two boys named jeremy? huh i wonder who THAT jeremy is
@death-at-a-low-price
so,,, there’s this thing you should check out,,,
jeremy looks punk but really he’s just an anxious mess. i love him.
(aka i listened to all of @death-at-a-low-price and its great go check it out)
*kicks down the door at 3 am* listEN UP FUCKERS I WOULD LAY DOWN MY FUCKING LIFE FOR JEREMY HOWARDS
Have a very quick Jeremy doodle I did a while ago and forgot to post.
@raimijenner
Unstoppable force (icarus’ crush on jeremy) meets immovable object (jeremy’s non-existent self esteem)
@jeremyprotectionsquad who are you also I love this and you
We are Jeremy's #1 fans. Please help us protect him from Ollie.
Jeremy and Icarus from the podcast @death-at-a-low-price, based on this post.
The truth come out: Does is Jeremy the dude from Ratatouille?
Jeremy would not let anything resembling a rat touch him, much less his hair.
-Ollie
If he saw a rat he would scream and make someone else deal with it tbh
yea basically
‘iiIIIIIIICARUS THERE’S A RAT OH MY GOD KILL IT’
The boy can not stand rats.
-Ollie
Is he also scared of bugs
If he sees a cockroach anywhere you can bet he’s latching onto Icarus, since he’s the tallest in the store, and never touching the ground ever again.
-Ollie
He climbs that boy like a tree but only if he sees bugs
All you here from Jeremy is ‘KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT’ from his position clinging to Icarus’ back like a koala bear, while Icarus just kind of….calmly steps on it.
‘OH MY GOD IT MADE A CRUNCHING SOUND’
‘Its a bug.’
“VILE. DISGUSTING. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’
-Ollie
reasons why jeremy is The Best
a soft and anxious boy
from mars
loves chocolate covered pretzels
screams a lot
Space Ace™
stress bakes
just likes baking and cooking in general and is great at it
also gets really happy when people enjoy the food he makes it’s adorable
yeah he’s adorable
also adorably oblivious
doesn’t understand when people are flirting with him it’s okay icarus we’re here for you
relatable self-esteem issues
great accent
trans, bi, and ready to cry
scared of everything
h a t e s bugs
probably loves movie marathons
110% chance he’s shaped like a friend
the voice of “nO EVERYONE PLEASE STOP”
just wants people to get along
not a fan of violence
needs a break
someone plz give him a break and a hug
probably gives good hugs
will become the little brother you didn’t know you wanted but now love more than anything in the world
Icarus/Jeremy aesthetic from @death-at-a-low-price
Um hi? I love you?
-Ollie
*leans forward until my lips touch the mic* yes hi hello just wanted to say that I love Jeremy with all of my heart and soul
*clears throat* anyway. @death-at-a-low-price here’s a small sketch-y precious boy plz take it
I know Jeremy’s usually an anxious bean but I wanted to make him happy because he deserves it goddammit. And I had to give him a chefs hat because that answer added 10 years to my life bless.
(Imma clean this up and make modifications later but I feel weirdly happy with it rn so I’m posting it before I change my mind akdsljfrijfldvnlkdfh)
A mood board request for @raimijenner of, Jeremy from Death at a Low Price. I tried to do a mars red background. I hope y'all like it!