jerkprince

18 ⚥ any pronouns

[jerkprince]

Taryn: Jude, why do you smell?

Cardan: She just stands in the shower with her head down for twenty minutes instead of actually cleaning herself.

Jude: How do you know?

Cardan: ...

[underestimatedgenius]

Like a magnet clicking into place...

Kit x Ty (The Dark Artifices/The Wicked Powers - @cassandraclare)

(I guess I now have a thing for Herondales and Blackthorns with starry skies)

[the-cruel-prince-cardan]

The Roach: Hey, Cardan, what time is it?

Cardan: Pass me the drums.

The Roach: Why- okay...

*Cardan plays the drums loudly*

Jude *half asleep* WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE DRUMS AT 2AM? I’M TRYING TO SLEEP!

Cardan to the Roach: It’s 2am.

[jerkprince]

Kaz: wiping blood from his face

me: aw he's too pure for this world

[brekkercookie]

Inej, texting Kaz: [sends a voice message]

Kaz, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Inej: No, don’t worry, just listen later

*later*

Kaz: [presses play]

Inej’s voice message: THERES A FIRE-

[izzymalec]

when you just met the love of your life vs. when you’ve been dating for 2 months

[jerkprince]

Kaz Brekker in a nutshell

[jerkprince]

Just a daily imagination in my head:

Wylan's ghost teaching Jesper's ghost how to play flute so that Jesper's ghost can annoy the fuck outta Kaz's ghost but the Kaz's ghost hires Mathias' ghost to kick Jesper's ghost but but but there's a twist! Mathias' ghost won't associate with Kaz's ghost cos he gone wild reading this post.

[jerkprince]

I literally had to find this specific page from the entire book for this single post.

[jerkprince]

Just a daily imagination in my head:

Wylan's ghost teaching Jesper's ghost how to play flute so that Jesper's ghost can annoy the fuck outta Kaz's ghost but Kaz's ghost hires Mathias' ghost to kick Jesper's ghost but but but there's a twist! Mathias' ghost won't associate with Kaz's ghost cos he gone wild reading this post.

[wessafairstairs]

that strange moment when you feel actual physical pain because of the romance between three fictional characters...

*herongraystairs*

[lightwood-carstairs]

Pain pain and pain

[jerkprince]

cant agree more.

sincerely, a pained soul.

[booksandmorefreely]

Kaz Brekker

Reblog if you agree

[jerkprince]

I agree.

[jerkprince]

found this on pinterest.

[siriusblackisgendergoals]

shadow and bone characters (the crows) as shit i found on pinterest

[astriefer]

Alastair: MY HEART THUMPS HARDER WHENEVER I SEE YOU

Thomas: I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT WHEN I SEE YOU

Alastair: I CAN NEVER THINK STRAIGHT BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS ON MY MIND

James: What are they doing?

Cordelia: they fight over who loves the other more.

James:

James: ...Do you wanna do that too?

Cordelia: Sure

[jerkprince]

Magnus: I'm the big spoon.

Alec: I'm the little spoon.

Jace: I'm the knife.

Clary: *yells from across the room* No he's the littlest spoon!

[herondalebitchh]

my poor babies, their backs must hurt for carrying the entire dark artifices trilogy 😔🤟🏻<3

[wickd-archiving-deactivated2025]

books read in 2021: deathless by catherynne m. valente

Slowly, without taking his eyes from hers, the man in the black coat knelt before her. “I have come for the girl in the window,” he said, and his eyes filled with tears.