Jerler

* ~ My Perpetual Journey ~ *

[thememedaddy]

[threeamserif]

instagram | photos are my own, reblogs fine, do not repost/reuse

[vvenli]

[patheticwhimsy]

pmdd is having a little guy in your head whose solution to any and all issues is “just kill yourself” and you have to be like. sigh. NO, that’s not an option. and they’ll be like “…unless??” and it’s just that for a week and then they clock out and you wave to each other and say see you next month

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[jerler]

Forbidden blueberry crisp

[punkrock-bottom]

If you really loved me you’d learn my attack patterns and parry timings 🙄

[pepsimaxolotl]

Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug

[pepsimaxolotl]

For reference

[larval-tear]

Apple Bottomjeans is a beautiful gname for a gnome

[irischroma]

Boots Witherfur is a joyful gname for this gnome’s friend

[inthefallofasparrow]

Baggysweat Pants and Reebok Switherstraps are the two orcs that are hunting them

[crippled-peeper]

“You think every citizen should have access to free and accessible healthcare?”

Wrong!!!

I think that Asylum seekers and Migrant workers and The Undocumented and Everyone Else should get free healthcare too

I love immigration

[iamnotshazam]

"our son made it through the war to come of age, let's fucken party! rsvp only if you're a little bitch who's NOT coming. all y'all not dead of alcohol poisoning by morning (lmao losers) get dunkt on"

[houseofcucci]

Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

[beggars-opera]

I'm personally after the white whale that took my leg

[loubuttons]

I also want the whale that took this guys leg

[beggars-opera]

Not amab or afab, but a secret third thing. Hmm what could we call it

[alissaaura]

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[stargirlweeknd]

“dude” but like romantically

[aracle]

“babe” but like platonically

[crypticwafflesandvhstapes-deact]

“Sweetheart” but like rivalry

[thememedaddy]

[furbearingbrick]

would you like to fly in my beautiful

jalloon

[jerler]

**Pantaloon** was right there

[kosmogrl]

“you choose” “you can pick” NO, and if you insist I’ll kill you

[kosmogrl]

dont ever put me in a situation where I have to make choices