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Twas The Night Before 'The Interview'

Twas The Night Before ‘The Interview’

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Twas the night before The Interview, and all through the house, The Internet was working, in the Korean South, The Interview was flung, by the dust bin right there, In hopes that Jong Un, wouldn’t bomb from the air.

The Sony Execs with their emails now read, Had visions of law suits all up in their heads, “Barack watching Django”, “Jolie is a brat”, Had melted our…

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Canada Dry Salutes 'Modern Families' With Photo That Excludes Gay Couples

Canada Dry Salutes ‘Modern Families’ With Photo That Excludes Gay Couples

There may be 238 modern drinks that you can make with ginger ale, but Canada Dry missed its one chance to salute modern families after it posted a photo on its official Facebook page October 9th that didn’t include a single gay couple anywhere.

The post in questionstated “We’re celebrating families big and small, traditional and modern. Enter the contest now,” that included a link to an ongoing…

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When You Drink A Coke This Is What Happens To Your Body In Just One Hour What you're about to read may (hopefully) cause you to put down that soda in your hand when you see just what happens to your body in just one hour after drinking a Coke.  

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No, A Woman DID NOT Grow Potato Roots Out Of Her Va-Jay-Jay

No, A Woman DID NOT Grow Potato Roots Out Of Her Va-Jay-Jay

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Although the internet machine has been abuzz with reports of a woman who grew potato roots out of her vagina because she was told by dear old mom it was a great way to not get pregnant, the validity of the story has been called into question by our good friends at Snopes.com.

Citing an unaccredited news source at Columbia Reports, several web sires including…

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If The Huffington Post And 'The Stylist' Think These Are Plus Sized Models, Society Is Doomed

Photo: Facebook (Huffington Post Canada)

Not one, but two major online publications (we’re looking at you Huffington Post and The Stylist) apparently need to offer their editorial teams better eye care coverage after an article in praise of plus sized fashion upset many Facebook users by sporting a thumbnail photo featuring some very, obviously, totally, completely, unmistakably NOT plus sized…

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Russian Motorcyclist Throws Garbage Back At Cars Littering (WATCH)

Russian Motorcyclist Throws Garbage Back At Cars Littering #russia #karma #youtube #video

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Watch out Russia, because if you plan on littering in your streets any time soon, you may come face to face helmet with the internet’s newest vigilante hero who has been filming herself throwing garbage back at cars littering, and then speeding away to “Lust” by Futurelight.

Whether it’s having an ashtray flipped into your lap, a plastic bottle duck-taped to your side view mirror,…

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Scruff Founder Offers Public Apology For Facebook Post While Dodging Privacy Concerns

Scruff Founder Offers Public Apology For Shaming Customer On Facebook, Dodges Privacy Concerns

Two days after publicly shaming a customer on Facebook for not accepting a date, Johnny Skandros the founder of the gay social app Scruff offered a public apology that failed to address any of the security and privacy concerns Scruff users have been demanding.

I’ve always worked hard to connect with people on social media by being open and accessible. That means I share a lot of my personal side…

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Founder Of Scruff Gay Social App Publicly Shames Customer On Facebook For Not Accepting Dinner Invitation

With over 7,000,000 registered users, the online dating app Scruffhas an impressive selection of men to choose from, and while doing a little shopping for himself today on the app, the founder Johnny Skandros was so taken aback that his dinner invitation to a customer was not replied to, he felt compelled to publicly share a photo of the man’s profile and picture on Facebook to his friends and…

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Drunk Student Froshers Use Street Crawl To Trash Montreal Residential Area With Beer Cans And Vomit Behold, in all their academic glory, the future leaders of tomorrow who were caught on video during an organized Montreal…

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'Weird Al' Yankovic Is BACK With A Hilarious Parody Of 'Royals' By Lorde (VIDEO)

‘Weird Al’ Yankovic Is BACK With A Hilarious Parody Of ‘Royals’ By Lorde (VIDEO)

Photo: YouTube

Say what you will about “Weird Al” Yankovic, but don’t ever say he’s lost his touch at keeping musical parody both hilarious and entertaining, because with the help of the College Humor website, he’s about to release a new album called “Mandatory Fun” featuring his one of a kind take on the hit song “Royals” by Lorde.

The new parody single from “Mandatory Fun” titled “Foil” delves…

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An Assault Happened After Two Women Asked The Wrong Guy To Help Them Steal A Canopy (VIDEO)

An Assault Happened After Two Women Asked The Wrong Guy To Help Them Steal A Canopy (VIDEO)

Don’t let the headline fool you, two women were involved in an assault after they asked the wrong guy to help them steal a canopy off of a Smyrna Beach, Florida waterfront.  The twist?  It was one of the women who attacked the man behind the camera, after he informed them they were stealing his family’s property.

The two women were having difficulty collapsing the frame for their soon to be…

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Somebody Was Bound To Fly A Drone With A GoPro Through Fireworks (VIDEO)

Somebody Was Bound To Fly A Drone With A GoPro Through Fireworks (VIDEO)

It was only a matter of time until someone with the nerve to put drones and GoPros to the ultimate test, flew them both straight into the middle of a fireworks show and brought back images that have wowed over 5,000,000 viewers on YouTube.

As GearJunkie put it:

Videographer Jos Stiglingh flies a DJI Phantom 2 drone with a GoPro Hero 3 Silver through the heart of a fireworks show and the results…

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West Africa Is Being Hit By An Ebola Epidemic That May Reach North America

West Africa Is Being Hit By An Ebola Epidemic That May Reach North America

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Warning:  This article contains graphic images at the very end that may not be safe for work, to be viewed around children, or for those with a weak stomach.

West Africa has become ground zero in 2014 for the worst outbreak of the Ebola virus in its history, with at least 481 confirmed deaths and 219 treated infections, yet little is being said about the…

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Look At What Happened When Bespoke Post Tried To Email Phish Canadians On Facebook

Look At What Happened When Bespoke Post Tried To Email Phish Canadians On Facebook

Underneath the cool, polite demeanours that Canadians have a world-wide reputation for, there lies a special reserve of angst and finger wagging for when their good natures are taken advantage of which the Bespoke Post website is finding out the hard way.

For only $45 a month, Bespoke Post wants to send you a box of “awesome” stuff that they have decided is “awesome”, and send it to you without…

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When Did #runlikeagirl Become An Insult? (Video)

When Did #runlikeagirl Become An Insult? (Video)

Photo: Always

News sites, blogs, and online publications often thrown around the words”best video ever” when they come across a video or advertisement that has gone viral, but in the real world of “best things ever”, a new tampon ad from Always may have just knocked it out of the park.

In a new YouTube videotitled “Always #likeagirl” the tampon company held a casting call where they asked actors…

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This Video Of A Cat Running Into A Glass Door Is A Cat Video Everyone Can Enjoy

This Video Of A Cat Running Into A Glass Door Is A Cat Video Everyone Can Enjoy

Love them or hate them, there is no indication that cat videos on the Internet are going anywhere but up any time soon.  Cat videos, – much like how Crossfit and the Paleo Diet are joined at the hip – are pretty much the fuel that the Internet runs on, and there is now a cat video that cat lovers and cat haters alike can enjoy together.

During recent filming for the television show “La meilleure…

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Watch This Millennial Get A Selfie Safety Lesson In The Face From A Baby Boomer A millennial looking to take what he though was going to be an epic selfie in front of a speeding train got a little more than he bargained for, when the conductor of the train racing behind him extended his foot out the door of the engine room and kicked the young man in the head - both teaching him a selfie safety lesson and most probably saving his life.