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gotitforcheap-deactivated201611

plantfunerals

oh so you like metal? name 3 blacksmiths

combatboredom-deactivated201804

Will, Jaden and Willow.

out-there-on-the-maroon

This post has TWO puns I can’t handle this.

tastefullyoffensive

Thank god this dangerous criminal is off the streets. (via ablom2009)

inner

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

doughnuthunter

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

inner

oh

the-beauty-in-breakdown

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

inner

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023

if we are ever invaded by aliens and they wanna destroy earth and whatever thats fine but leave old friends senior dog sanctuary out of it

schmergo

The Pride and the Prejudice

2 Proud 2 Prejudiced

Pride and Prejudice: Netherfield Drift

Pride & Prejudice

Pride Five

Pride & Prejudice 6

Prejudice 7

nonimaginaryfriend

it is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a 10-second car must be in want of a race

shoutyourporpoise

What, my dear Lady Discourse! Are you yet living?

dabestofmemes

unexplained-events

This rare footage of a gigantic sunfish was captured on film by photographer Miguel Pereira off the coast of Portugal.

“A few days before, my camera was damaged when the underwater housing flooded. The bad luck was compensated when diving with a GoPro I saw the giant Sunfish almost at surface level and practically static. The Sunfish seemed not to be bothered by our presence at all and followed us for 15 minutes.” -Miguel Pereira