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“What? You mean I won’t get to walk you down the aisle?”
"I love you, but I would rather desiccate. No offense."
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vampircjosh:
“What? You mean I won’t get to walk you down the aisle?”
"I love you, but I would rather desiccate. No offense."
ezraparkcr:
“Now you’re just torturing me.” Ezra said, unable to contain his amusement as he pictured the different scenarios of Jessa as a mother. “You would. They would all love you, I’m sure. I mean, free drinks and a lap dance? Nice.”
"Whoops. Sorry," Jessa smirked then snorted. "Though I'm assuming the free drinks and lap dances appease more to you."
vampircjosh:
“So when you get married you aren’t going to want to have a cuddle from your father?”
"Get married? That's never happening."
vampircjosh:
“So you don’t want to have a cuddle with your ol’ dad?”
"If I was 12, probably."
vampircjosh:
“So Since I have a spare spot in my bed with my husband doing a vanishing act again, I am looking for volunteers to keep me company in bed… any takers?”
"Dad, I love you to pieces, I do. But I am not a child anymore."
ezraparkcr:
“There are definitely worse mothers out there.” Ezra noted with a slight roll of his eyes, but the grin on his lips made it evident that he was more amused than annoyed. “Stop. You’re only making me want this more. Don’t be a tease, Jessa.”
"Possibly," She said with a smirk. She laughed, shrugging her shoulders. "Let's not forget the PTA meetings, Ezra. Like, oh yeah, come to Wonderland. Free drinks and maybe even a lap dance...on the house.' I'd totally get Mother of The Year."
ezraparkcr:
“Oh, please have kids.” Ezra retorted playfully, a grin adorning his lips in amusement at the thought of her kid being named Kid 1 because she couldn’t decide on a name.
Jessa laughed, shaking her head. "I'd be the worst mother ever. God, could you imagine career day? Talking about owning Wonderland to a room full of 5 year olds."
ezraparkcr:
“You know me so well, I’m touched.” Ezra teased, a grin on his lips. “You had help? Ah, that makes more sense. I definitely prefer Bella.”
"I like to think I do," she grinned. "yes! i'm awful with names. I think if I had kids they'd be named 'Kid 1' and so on until I could think of something."
vampircjosh:
“I finally get away from little kids for a few months and the first thing I do? Go to a carnival full of little kids…”
"Just your luck, huh dad?"
travismikaelson:
“If you make these last two, its yours.”
"alright then. scoot, scoot. step aside. i'm gonna win me a stuffed animal."
persephonehildegard:
“it kind of just happens…. i don’t honestly know, really. but are you sure? i feel bad.”
"it just..happens. uh..yeah. totally sure."
persephonehildegard:
“it wasn’t me, i swear!” seph exclaimed, “i totally did not just eat that entire cotton candy by myself.” she laughed softly as she looked at the other person, “i’ll buy you a new one, i promise.”
"how does someone manage to eat that much cotton candy by themselves? honestly, don't worry about it. it's..fine."
travismikaelson:
“Wanna have a go?” Looking at the other beside him Travis held up his last two rings, waiting to see if they would take it. “Come on you might help me win a stuffed animal no one really needs.”
"So then if you win, since no one really needs it, that means it's mine, right?"
vampircjosh:
“No? Well do you want to train both of them for me?” Josh teased. “Well thank you sweetie… ”
Jessa laughed, "I mean, I wouldn't be opposed," She grinned then shrugged her shoulders. "It's the truth."
athenamik:
“See, spontaneous works. I absolutely love hitting up Wonderland after a few drinks.”
"That makes me happy to hear. It's kinda my favorite place to be in this town when I'm not feeling like a homebody."
ezraparkcr:
“That’s not the only reason, but it’s certainly a bonus.” Ezra noted with a shrug. He hadn’t ever given much thought on why he liked cats so much, he simply did. “I guess it’s not that bad, but I’m almost completing my puppy time limit for the day. Bella… that’s a nice name. I gotta admit, I had low expectations.”
"Thought that had to at least be part of it." She smirked. "It's only been like, oh...five minutes. Look at the cute, Ezra. I had help. It was between Bella and Frenchie."
vampircjosh:
“Yes…and you know we have them chewing and puppy training and everything..” Josh admitted. “I know…I get told that a lot..” he admitted.
"Puppy training doesn't sound overly difficult though." She shrugged. "It's actually quite endearing though."