it’s Elmo’s world and we’re just living in it

[retiredmahoushoujo]

[moviequotes3]

austin powers was so fucked for doing this

[iwanthermidnightz]

[angelicguy]

unfortunately, on this platonic male outing at outback steakhouse, my partner has ordered a “blooming onion”, transforming this once casual affair into a romantic tryst

[calamitys-child]

I’m a pacifist like institutionally but I’m absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don’t believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

[weonsinnombre]

[redknight7146]

These are so well done I love these

[chilewithcarnage]

pussy so tight it crack dicks like crab legs

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

[galvanisticyoungman]

my mutuals and i liking each other’s posts without ever actually talking to each other

[thickness-protection-program]

I quote this all the time but it’s literally impossible to explain what the reference material is to another human being

[ravevampire]

[mayothompson]

did anyone else watch these videos in hours and hours long binges as a kid. only sometimes having them on a tab in the background while you play flash games but usually just sitting there in totally transfixed bliss watching the lyrics. did anyone else make their own lyric videos. in 2008 this was the entire raison d’être of the World Wide Web

[kushblazer666]

[cliveguy]

i literally can’t stop thinking abt that richard siken quote where he falls to the floor crying but all he can focus on is the details of the wall in front of him

[cliveguy]

“Eventually something you love is going to be taken away. And then you will fall to the floor crying. And then, however much later, it is finally happening to you: you’re falling to the floor crying thinking, “I am falling to the floor crying,” but there’s an element of the ridiculous to it — you knew it would happen and, even worse, while you’re on the floor crying you look at the place where the wall meets the floor and you realise you didn’t paint it very well.”

[girlmostlikely]

Queen

[lustyargonianmaid]

[normal-guy-posts]

I'm sorry we couldn't spare any pillows or blankets for you. You're fine with sleeping on the couch, right?

[pointnclick]

sleeps on this naked and in the morning you have to pry me off with a spatula

[zootycoon-archive]

[swurp]

[despazito]

the birth of scooby doo vs the birth of scrappy doo

[scrappydooisfoundaliveinnebraska]

Ya know some people love their kids but are actually KINDA TIRED FROM GOING INTO LABOR

I’ve never had kids (yet) but as a woman and a Scrappy fan I needed to say this 

[mothballswatter-deactivated2024]

as a woman and a scrappy fan

[bedazzledbooty]

“Scrappy doo is found alive in Nebraska” as opposed to where?? Miami??? Someone stronger than me please go to their blog and tell me if that’s all satire I’m begging