JessiLou777

Firefighter/EMT

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(via emgrebz)

[jessilou777]

Accurate

[jessilou777]

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting! Hoo-wa!

[jessilou777]

Indeed, he is.

[jessilou777]

I’m re-blogging this because everyone needs to see it!

[jessilou777]

The only thing I could think when I read this was:

HE’S SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN!

[gladiolus---amicitia]

I like to think that Rita Skeeter totally lost whatever renown she had after the war and so Harry and Ginny and the others like to pick up her stories for fun without worrying about the effect it’ll have on their image? Like Harry just idly turns a page every morning and goes, “Oh, we’re getting a divorce.” And Ginny yawns as she fetches two coffee mugs and says, “Is it because I’m snogging Neville?” “No,” says Harry, “it’s because I’m snogging Neville.” And Ginny slams down her mug and says, “Goddamnit, Harry, let me have my affair in peace, would you?”

[aenramsden]

They have this sort of conversation in public, sometimes. Especially in places (the Leaky Cauldron, the Three Broomsticks, etc) where they know that it’ll get back to Skeeter.

[wlkingcontraindication]

I like to imagine that the kids get in on it as well. Like Albus and Scorpius can be over heard in the Great Hall with the latest Potter Family gossip

“Did you hear that your dad is leaving your mum for my father?”

“I thought mum was leaving dad for your mum, Scorp?”

“No that was last week. Your mum is with your aunt Luna right now.”

“Ah, my mistake. Pass the pumpkin juice.”

[freaksandtallymarks]

Please tell me that the cursed child was just another bullshit story that the kids fed to her.

[almostawinchester]

New head-canon: Rita Skeeter wrote The Cursed Child.

[gladiolus---amicitia]

I’ve been ignoring this post in my notifs for ages but this is now the only explanation for the Cursed Child that I will accept.

[harrypotterfandomunite]

*Rita Skeeter wrote The Cursed Child pass it on*

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[cybebully]

Tumblr is finally catering to me

[jessilou777]

I’m still only getting coffee commercials...I don’t even drink coffee!! >:(

[fanonical]

harry potter au where voldemort was so happy that he was teaching dada on the back of quirrel’s head that they just. stop trying to kill harry and settle down

[ghostofthegods]

[harrypotterfandomunite]

Quirrell and Voldy 5ever

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[jessilou777]

At least the One Ring isn’t involved yet....then we’re all doomed.

[mr-no-fairy-deactivated20190722]

[gracehelbig]

THE GRAMMY’S HAPPENED SO I REVIEWED THE MOST IMPORTANT PART: THE MUSIC FASHIONS.

[jessilou777]

#INNERBOOB 2K17

[harrypotterfandomunite]

To a T

[one-time-i-dreamt]

me and plankton from spongebob had a child together. i went to the Chum Bucket to visit him. Karen knew. i brought plankton a nice homemade lunch for work, his favorite foods tucked inside. when i left, plankton was kind of angry, asking his wife how i knew so much about him. karen replied “she even knows your BB cream shade” and rolled away.

[buzzfeed]

George R.R. Martin Thinks "Winds Of Winter" Will Be Out In 2017

But he also said: "I thought the same last year."

[jessilou777]

*screams* 

THINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

*ends scream*

[harrypotterfandomunite]

BEST COMEBACK EVER

[jessilou777]

<3!