jessi

depends on the day

[gnatsattack]

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

[meshugenist]

nintendo paid for this post

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

blizzard payed for that reply

[hollowtones]

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

did it taste good?

[hollowtones]

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

[dicksmasher]

reblog for a good lunch tomorrow

[kitfoxart]

I’ve just discovered my new favorite painter, Vittorio Reggianini - those smarter than myself probably already know of him as an Italian painter from the 1800s who made satin look even satiny-er than satin. I just cannot get over how much he loved painting women who were NOT. HAVING. A. MAN’S. SHIT. 

But there was one hottie that everyone seemed to like, and I can’t blame them…

Vittorio knows what the ladies like. 

[chainsaw-to-the-heart]

I’m pretty sure that the women in the background of the third picture are looking at a “lewd” painting. They were sometimes kept by upper class homes in the 1800s. They were kept hidden behind a curtain and only viewed for *ahem* “recreational purposes”. So basically, those ladies are looking at porn while their friend blithely humours Bouffant McShinypants.

[pandavalkyrie]

This dude was an art god at 2 things:

1. Satin

1. Ladies leaning on a chair making a “can you believe this shit?” face

and I’m here to admire both

[sailor-kat]

This looks like the same group of ladies who are constantly chilling laughing at men I love it

[egos-r-life]

I love how everything looks soooo realistic & how shiny the satin looks

[gaypeopletwitter]

[mothsluggy]

[caenis-mordred]

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

[thenextchapterbegins]

did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..

[smallgamedev-deactivated2025062]

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

[dopeluminarydreamer-blog]

Reblog if you support wlw astronauts getting it on at 0 gravity

[fandompariah-deactivated2021120]

In space no one can hear lesbians scream

[just-shower-thoughts]

“You’re not alone” can sound either comforting or terrifying based on the context

[diachronism-deactivated20190330]

ok so im going into the new year poor bc my mom doesnt have a stable job and being a freelance writer pays as good as u would imagine. so! im dave, i have chronic back pain, and i need therapy. if u wanna help out u can buy my book, commission me for a poem, or if u have some money to give for free, donate to my paypal.

reblogs are appreciated!

[above-dragon-deactivated2019040]

Ok that’s actually disgusting, here’s a link to their gofundme

[grumsal]

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

[classycarolinagirl]

That literally got weirder and weirder with every word

[alternicobase]

[durbikins]

[roqo-deactivated20201013]

im in tears i can fucking FEEL elmo’s thoughts 

[factsinallcaps]

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN AND JOHN ADAMS ONCE HAD TO SHARE A BED IN A CROWDED INN, AND SPENT A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF TIME ARGUING OVER WHETHER OR NOT THE WINDOW SHOULD REMAIN OPEN DURING THE NIGHT, AND WHETHER AN OPEN WINDOW WAS A HEALTHIER WAY TO SLEEP OR A SUREFIRE WAY TO GET SICK. 

[pbnjulie]

I wonder who was of which opinion

[factsinallcaps]

FRANKLIN WANTED THE WINDOW OPEN, ADAMS WANTED IT CLOSED. 

[gurrenprime]

I wonder who won.

[factsinallcaps]

FRANKLIN, BY TOTAL KNOCKOUT. HE KEPT EXPLAINING WHY FRESH AIR IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR THE BODY UNTIL ADAMS GOT BORED AND FELL ASLEEP, ALLOWING FRANKLIN TO DO AS HE PLEASED RE: THE WINDOW. 

[morethanonepage]

I looked this up and it is 100% true.

[localstarboy]

Nahhh they actually made 2016 into a horror movie LOOOOOOOOL 😂😂😂

[with-practice]

LMFAOOOOO

[neo-soulless]

BYE

[bangkokbunny-deactivated2017011]

GOD

[localstarboy]

Nahhh they actually made 2016 into a horror movie LOOOOOOOOL 😂😂😂

[with-practice]

LMFAOOOOO

[neo-soulless]

BYE

[bangkokbunny-deactivated2017011]

GOD

[paulwelsey]

Omg

[antoniporowski]

FUCK 

[fullten-deactivated20240430]

Women aren’t allowed to have knees

[camalilium]

betty spaghetti lookin ass

[dailyladylyrics]

I don’t want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need

[fridayiminlovemp3]

[palepixi-deactivated20210413]

[moostache-deactivated20180119]

It’s just..so cute I can’t

[moostache-deactivated20180119]

It’s just..so cute I can’t