Mostly Nonsense

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Misty/Colleen 4ever. (Psst, Misty, Colleen’s not white and you know that.)

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Lol x 4ever at Misty and Colleen being like “Calm down, Luke, we got this.” (Spoiler: they do got this.)

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Peak Danny tbh.

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Okay, the constant refrain that Danny’s fist becomes “like unto a thing of iron” is super dumb but honestly, the callback of it here (this is a dream sequence, the real Danny wouldn’t be such an ass) justifies a whole decade of using it straight.

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*clutches heart*

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What a New Yorker.

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Me: “O MY HEART! Why is this dialogue hitting me so hard? ...Oh, because there’s an almost identical scene at the climax of Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation, right.”

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I’m pretty sure Frank thinks they’re flirting. HE DOESN’T WANT TO GO TO PROM WITH YOU, FRANK.

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Matt perched in the rumble seat like a pair of skis makes me laugh so hard.

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And Carol! Everyone comes to Foggy for lawyerin’.

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I’m not sure why Tony doesn’t have an entire legal team, but I am sure that the like 2 or 3 cases Foggy handled for him are the only reason he never winds up sleeping in the dumpster next to Matt when N&M inevitably folds because Stilt-Man demolished it. That and patenting stuff for Reed.

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*pounds fist on the table* I DEMAND FOGGY AS SANTA ON THE SHOW. And literally anyone wearing that pink outfit of Heather’s. My vote goes to Frank, but I’m not picky.

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Just gals being pals.

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Womp womp.

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#TEAM FOGGY STICKING UP FOR WOMEN’S LEGAL RIGHTS TO THEIR OWN PROPERTY 2K16

(Reed’s “oh crap” face in the last panel is great.)

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WHAT A CUTE FOGGY. Anyway I would like some Defenders show to recreate this scene, I don’t care which one. Carrie-Anne Moss puffing on a stogie through some random contract negotiation conversation with the Fantastic Four would be amazing.

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CALL HIM KID ALL THE TIME MATT