you don’t really need to know anything about me

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[b0nkcreat]

i want to eat an entire lemon

[fallow-grove]

I like doing that slice by slice every time a waiter brings me a fancy drink

[ahno-nimus]

I like to take a wholr lemon, peel and eat the rind a bit at a time until it's totally peeled, then have the slices dipped in sugar before eating them orangestyle.

[jesssaying]

I also like biting into a lemon like an apple. If you’re sufficiently charismatic you can convince bartenders to give them to you for free if you let them watch you do it

[sewer-swan]

please stop trying to convince me the cause is righteous and convince me the tactics are effective

[things-that-are-not-true]

my driver's test came back negative

[probablily]

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

[magrittr]

Big secret is that if you’re high energy enough and generally confident about what you want, in many social encounters they let you be the giant rat dat makes all of da rules

[fernicenty]

two bear sitting on the edge of katmai river

[mynowherenothing]

[magrittr]

Grad student Ice skating wasn’t ready for me

[80sanime]

Hiroyuki Katou/Keisuke Gotoh.

[pistolpink]

ayumi hamasaki, free & easy photobook

[bestiolin]

pablo de pastors

[vikothepirate]

“I need a goth girl to ruin my life” they say. I say I’d love to have a goth girl enhance my life. I want us to complete each other and build each other up to be the best people we can possibly be

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

I think what continues to draw people to the x files all these decades later is that Mulder and Scully are coworkers. like. all the insane shit they do for each other, and the whole time they're just. colleagues. sure, they're best friends, but we hardly ever get to see them hanging out together outside of work. they drop the craziest flowery monologues that could easily be mistaken for love confessions. but! they're coworkers. so they're like ok, see you monday at the office. they go to hell and back to rescue each other, both of them taking turns being Orpheus and Eurydice. but they're coworkers. they're the most important person in each other's life. they just work together. it's frustrating. it's beautiful. no one's ever done it like them. possibly because it's the wrong way to do it. compels me though

[neonfretra]

hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[f4therlesssss]

fool me once that’s not very nice why would you do that to me