Jess The Kid Brown

Stuff, Geek, Fangirl, Art(mainly photography), and I heart symbol comedy... and I tend to use ellipsis' wrong...a lot... Shh, I don't want to give too much away, but seriously don't take me seriously... I am open and talk about my mental health on my Instagram: @Jessthekidbrown

[jessthekidbrown]

So, I've been playing a lot of Stardew Valley lately and the little endearing glitches have spawned some funny thoughts...

[jessthekidbrown]

Don't be "THAT" guy

Dealing with sexism first thing in the morning is just like drinking black coffee… It’s bitter wakes me up and gets me hot.

[yourownpetard]

Sexism making you hot is a pretty common kink. So you’re not alone.

[jessthekidbrown]

Hot is also a term non-perverted people use for anger.

[yourownpetard]

Stahp, kinkshaming turns me on.

[curiooftheheart]

I’ve heard steamed, but never hot to mean that.

[yourownpetard]

I got it mostly from context and it’s use in some old set phrases, like ‘hot under the collar’, or I think the Bible speaks about ‘becoming hot with anger’ or something. I got curious now and don’t even see that usage on it’s own in the dictionary.

Maybe it’s a regional thing. Where ya from OP? :)

[jessthekidbrown]

Michigan... And I would never shame. The odd phrasing could also be me. I'm not sure if it's a Michigan thing. I've heard it before but not super commonly. Hot-headed hot-tempered all in reference to anger. I apologize for any confusion but no sexism, no matter the gender, is not something I in anyway find attractive.

[jessthekidbrown]

Don't be "THAT" guy

Dealing with sexism first thing in the morning is just like drinking black coffee… It’s bitter wakes me up and gets me hot.

[yourownpetard]

Sexism making you hot is a pretty common kink. So you’re not alone.

[jessthekidbrown]

Hot is also a term non-perverted people use for anger.

[jessthekidbrown]

Don't be "THAT" guy

Dealing with sexism first thing in the morning is just like drinking black coffee… It’s bitter wakes me up and gets me hot.

[spaztastic1991-deactivated20161]

So you are bitter and racist when it comes to coffee… 

[jessthekidbrown]

Very.

[jessthekidbrown]

Don't be "THAT" guy

Dealing with sexism first thing in the morning is just like drinking black coffee... It's bitter wakes me up and gets me hot.

[jessthekidbrown]

Odd Thought of The Day

The son of a bitch is greater than or equal to the sum of a bitch.

[jessthekidbrown]

ACTION?

"steep price to pay for 20 minutes of action out of his 20-plus years of life."- Brock Turner's Dad His " 20 minutes of action " is changing the woman's 20-plus years she still has in life.

[jessthekidbrown]

T.U.R.T.L.E POWER! Save the turtles by helping them cross the road... Just be sure to wash hands with antibacterial soap after touching them because no body likes Sam and Ella(salmonella). They're assholes.

[jessthekidbrown]

If the Millennium Falcon can make the Kessel run in 12 parsecs, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if Harrison Ford encouraged it?

[jessthekidbrown]

My neighbor has free range chickens. I guess they wanted a visit...

[jessthekidbrown]

I was snacking on some star wars cheez-its and tried tossing the storm trooper up to catch with my mouth. It missed. #StarWarsHumor

[jessthekidbrown]

Subconscious: What are you doing?

Me: yoga.

Subconscious: Looks like you're sunbathing.

Me: No, that's bad for my skin. I'm practicing the rotting log pose.

[jessthekidbrown]

Chilling with the grass, but not like weed grass.

[jessthekidbrown]

What did people do in the bathroom before smartphones?

[jessthekidbrown]

It's a quarter after one, I'm a little parched & I need juice now Said I wasn't thirsty but I lost all control and I need juice now And I don't know how I can do without, I just need juice now

Lady Antebellum?

[jessthekidbrown]

I think I'm getting into this band #NowPlaying A Heady Tale by The Fratellis

[jessthekidbrown]

This is what happens when I’m in meetings…