"Stuff" and sometimes, "Things"

Jess-She/Her just try not to be an asshole. See my art on Instagram! @mess_thats_jess

[alrauna]

Cécile Berrubé (@cecile_illustrations)

[zonotrichia-albicollis]

[poketcg]

[acciowine]

[moranginhos]

thinking john mulaney is cute makes me feel like a nuclear housewife having a crush on the weatherman

[johnmulaneys]

Nick Kroll & John Mulaney’s Success Hasn’t Gone To Their Heads - CONAN (26.02.2018)

[notunlikepride]

This is the first time I’ve seen John Mulaney in anything other than a suit and my brain is having trouble processing it

[northisnotup]

He dresses like he wants Tan from Queer Eye to be proud of him tbh

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

he’s dressed like the rockin twink he would have been going down on 

[dumbkiwi]

please take a moment to appreciate the whole setup of this interview. there is so much RAW energy here i don’t even know what kind

[girlslikegirls-vk]

[alternativemlm]

Billie Joe Armstrong literally wrote a song about coming out as bisexual as a teenager, and then like two years later wrote one that was pretty much all about dressing up in drag and getting fucked by/fucking guys, and y'all STILL say he’s a “straight ally” because he married a woman??

[pavelchekovswig]

[coldwarfem]

The same goes for Freddy Mercury and David Bowie. Both were openly bi. Both wrote (multiple) songs about their queerness. Both are pigeonholed as either “gay” or “straight”. They were both neither of those things.

[flagellant]

hey remember when freddy mercury wrote a literal song about wanting to be allowed to be bisexual without it being a big deal and was incredibly obvious about it and then straighties went “oh lol look at how quirky queen is writing a song all about bicycles!”

[charlie-in-a-beanie]

This also happened to p!nk, she’s openly bisexual but since she’s married to a man and has had two babies with him, people say that she’s straight.

Like, yeah she does a lot and shows a lot of support for the LGBT+ community but she isn’t just an ally, she’s part of that community.

Biphobia is completely real and so many Bi wlw and mlm are assigned the “straight” role when they just ARENT.

[theweirdwideweb]

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

me after i fuck

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

im blocking everyone who reblogged this and deleted my caption

[sabrerattler]

[ruinedchildhood]

[whitepeopletwitter]

How do you catch a hawk?!

[will-ferret]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[the-quasar-hero]

just start a fight with me on this text post

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

New York smells like the mold in my mom’s basement

[the-quasar-hero]

Spend an awful lot of time down there smelling strange things, don’t ya?

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

Yeah when it floods I gotta drain the sewage backup or else it’ll smell like the Bronx

[hydro-homies]

Didn’t expect this to be so frightening

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

we took slinky to the vet (nothing serious dw) but the two vets just lost their absolute shit when they saw the way he ate and now a random vet has a video of slinky eating on his phone

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

this is how he eats btw

[cool-eevee]

op I love your cat but please change your url we’ve been over this

[bender-rodrigas]

[elder-moss]

i usually HATE when kids talk during movies, but i saw detective pikachu today and everytime a pokemon would show up the boy in front of me would say to his grandma “thats bulbasaur!” “thats mr mime!” etc., id just be like “✊😔 legend”

[sa2ha]

amazing