His vibes are rancid, my lord! I recommend beheading

I love all these joke posts about jesters and knights and medieval stuff so im starting a collection :3 (main is bbboar)

[fiore-firelily]

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

[isawken]

first day as a 17th century royal fool i try to wink at the king flirtatiously and my liege doesn’t even notice but his annoying ass vizier did and he thought i was winking at him so now i gotta pretend to give a fuck about political intrigue lest he poison me in my sleep

[isawken]

second day as a 17th century royal fool the vizier invited me to his library under the pretense of giving me feedback on my fart jokes but then he started talking about taxation or some similar shit so i zoned out and when he asked me a question i panicked and said yes to save face and now i think im in a coup

[isawken]

third day as a 17th century royal fool i was at the king’s side during a banquet when the vizier suddenly stood up and did this whole monologue about tyrants and then shouted at me to take action but i didn’t know what he wanted me to do so i just burped and now he’s getting dragged away by various guards and he is soooo mad at meeeeeeee

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[salmonrowe]

Starting next week, I'll be holding a monthly zine meet-up!

[rienafoutre]

[perplexingly]

Commission for @shellmilla, thank you!

(Commissions on Ko-fi)

[szymon]

Didier Faustino

[vedajuno]

Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?

What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.

[mikimuun]

He loves the cage!

[natoraptor]

“Tour Guides”

-2026

[guerrillatech]

[iphigeniacomplex]

[twirling my hair] haha…and what does that portend ;]

[molemorgue]

stupid wuppyog

[molemorgue]

seems like we all fuck with stupid wuppyog

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[pearlescentknight]

Anyone want to get into a convoluted and desperate relationship slash rivalry

[your-evil-adviser]

Did you offer Maid Humbel delicious cake only so you could use it the cake supply as leverage in the future?

I will neither confirm nor deny this assertion.

[jesterinthecastle]

Today i discovered the medievalblr/ knightblr rp community and ngl besties i have never been more tempted to start RPing again

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts